Ancient joke poems

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long.

How can a poet fart on a high wall?

The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.

Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.

( 1)

Plant a pumpkin like soil and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent.

(2)

An ear of rice is long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.

Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway.

(3)

A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.

(4)

The rice pile was round and sharp, and the members piled it into the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun.

There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground.

If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.

If someone comes in and out of here,

It must be something special.

One day I got sick.

What's wrong with a nurse touching it?

A man came to Tennessee.

no doubt

I made the pie.

This is the whole world.

The best.

I finally found it under a tree.

One ant, another ant, a group of ants.

There may be more ants.

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my Dongting pot, take my Xiting spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

2. The cock soaks the hen repeatedly.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.

My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;

Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;

Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

3. Ha ha ha. Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also very thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw the military post. She needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford a rack. Grandpa doesn't have much money, and Mulan doesn't have gold or silver. She is willing to buy steel and build an airplane from now on.

Buy drawings in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market and iron sheet in the north market. I refused to go to the old hangar and stayed in the old hangar, but I didn't hear my mother calling a female voice, only heard the iron sheet rubbing. I refused to go to the hangar. I went to the barracks at dusk. I didn't hear my mother shout a female voice, but I heard the general shout hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane without closing the mountain. Hot air diffuses to the wings, and the glass is illuminated by sunlight. The general was scared to death.

Flying into the sky, the son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. The director turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to fly back to my hometown.

When parents heard the girl coming, they picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. I heard that my sister was coming, so I sharpened my knife and turned mentally retarded. I opened the cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and put on a machine gun outside. When I went out to bury the bomb, my relatives and friends were surprised: after twelve years, I didn't know Mulan was crazy.

The madman pedaled on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes, and they walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?