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The feeling of coming home from work alone.
1. Eat when you are hungry and rest when you are tired. Busy at work, comfortable after work. A good mood makes a good figure. Good health will bring a bright future. I wish you happiness after work.
2. After work, send my sincere wishes with my dime message. There are no flowery words, only simple greetings. I only hope that the people who receive this message will live a full and happy life and be healthy and happy forever!
Doing business is like buying lottery tickets. It's hard to make a blockbuster. This requires a long struggle. Working hours are against the clock. After work, relax and adjust your mood to meet new challenges! I wish you a relaxed and happy day after work!
4. Run off your legs during work hours, skip your legs after work, drink milk tea and listen to songs, and be happy! Pick up the phone and glance at it, and find that happy short message, which makes me happy!
5. Work is like hitting Shuang Sheng. If you want a partner, you can't just work hard. You must know how to combine work and rest. After work, put aside those trivial jobs, relax and save your strength! I wish you happiness!
6. After a day's work, you are tired and bored, and you have no time to play. Hehe, I know you are tired. I've come to give you my blessing. Come on, take a deep breath, get rid of the boredom of the day and be happy forever ~
7. Friend, if you get this message just after work. Please scream, please scream: off work, off work! If I'm not mistaken, there must be people watching you say, are you not sick?
8. What do you mean by getting off work? Escape from the boss's surveillance, leave the gossip circle of colleagues, walk, jump, rap, take a deep breath and enjoy this beautiful world! What are you waiting for after work? Let's go!
9. At sunrise, the East Mountain falls to the West Mountain, the sheep baa back to the sheepfold, the cows baa happily, and the birds chirp back to the nest. You should find leisure after work and ride around on a donkey. The donkey shouted, I wish you endless happiness after work.
10, open SMS, magical work-opening will bring happiness, reading will bring happiness, and closing will bring endless good luck. If all the operations are done, you will be relaxed, happy and lucky after work!
1 1, send my greetings to the sunset, and temporarily forget the troublesome work after work. Please send my best wishes to the sunset glow to relieve the pressure in the workplace after work. I wish you happiness after work.
12, you can be upset because of work fatigue, uncomfortable because of work pressure, and unhappy because of overtime, but you have no reason to be unhappy after receiving the text message, because I wish you: Happy after work!
13, wonderful after work, throwing away work, tired from running, relieving pressure, less troubles, happy floating, happy jumping, comfortable chatting, having fun, in a good mood, happy around, happy and beautiful, proud, bless www.SIandIAN.com!
14, after work, I cast 72 changes, turning them into happy silk to wrap you, turning them into happy ropes to bind you, and turning them into worry-free cloth to wrap you. I only wish you stay away from troubles after work and smile forever!
15, off work, bless! Happy information spree, readers: happy, surrounded by joy, always good luck to clear the way! Love soars, salary increases, and happiness and well-being stagnate! Have a nice day off work!
16, leisure or busy, it is best to relax after work; Win or lose, don't care after work. As long as you are in a good mood, everything is fine. May you eat and drink well after work and do everything well!
17, off work! May you forget the tedious work and enjoy life happily; Forget hard work and pursue happiness; Forget the fatigue of work and experience the taste of happiness; Forget the irritability of work and taste the beauty of life!
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