An embarrassing joke

In junior high school, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework, fearing that others would disagree, and he would turn it over after she left the classroom.

His schoolbag turned out to be a sanitary napkin, and he said with surprise, "Wow! What a great creation.

You can post it! "

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Once the boss of my unit said he would play the flute, but there was no flute membrane. We have courage.

The older one gave him the contraceptive membrane, hehe, it melted when it touched saliva. The boss said, "Shit, flute.

There are fakes in the film. It tastes strange, too. We all went to the bathroom and fainted. "

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I remember when I was in kindergarten, a little girl asked me, "Why do you use two when you pee?"

Put your hands under it, will you? I told her it was to fix my penis, and she asked, "What is a chicken?"

Chicken? "I showed it to her, and then she said why not. I didn't believe it, so I took her off.

She searched in her pants for a long time and finally came to a conclusion: she is a monster. He ran to tell the teacher and got old.

The teacher gave a loud laugh. Haha's laughter ...

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When I first went to work, I went on a business trip to a distant place, invited people to dinner for the first time, and after eating and drinking enough.

I asked the waiter, "Do you have sanitary napkins?" The waiter's eyes were wide with thieves: "What?" I have

I repeated: "sanitary napkins!" The waiter blushed and said, "We don't have any here. You need it. "

I can buy it for you if I want. "I wonder: there are no sanitary napkins in the hotel. Are you mistaken? Then go.

Buy it. After a while, the waiter brought a pack of anecdotes with a shiny tray. Damn it! that

Actually, what I want to say is napkins. I drank too much.

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When my sister/kloc-was 0/6 years old, she came to me in a panic one day and asked me, "Sister, I seem to be pregnant."

Pregnant! I was frightened at that time and asked her, "What's going on?" She said: "I am today.

Hold hands with him! "I almost fainted at that time. ...

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Going to the Canton Fair with a colleague, I am often harassed by the lady's phone at the hotel, which is very annoying and occasionally.

However, by chance, we found the room number of the lady who called us (estimated to be in the hotel package)

Leave the room and harass with the extension), so we naturally know the lady's.

Extension number (extension numbers in many hotels are arranged by room number). So one afternoon, we will go back.

I was harassed: "Do you need a young lady?" After refusing, we were filled with indignation, so our colleagues dialed the phone.

Looking back, it was the lady who answered the phone just now. Her colleague solemnly lowered her voice: "Excuse me?"

Can I help you, sir? "... Miss probably never encountered such a situation, and paused for a few seconds.

Zhong Hou said angrily, "I want you to be a leader!" " "Put the phone down, the two of us were overjoyed. ...

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There is a young man in his twenties who is shy and introverted. One day, the young man was very worried and quietly.

Ask an elderly male colleague: "Do you think there is something wrong with me? I'm in my twenties, and I'm interested in

What, your period hasn't come yet? "Colleagues suddenly speechless. ...

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When I was in high school, a gay man said that his penis was itchy and he might have vaginitis.

All the people present were spitting. ...

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I have a younger brother who is older than me in small 8. I have taken him to play since I was a child. He is in poor health, and neither is his mother.

Let him go out, so stay with me all day. I don't avoid him when I go to the bathroom or anything. I have been to the moon in junior high school.

I was scared to death, just staying at home with him during the summer vacation. I have been wiping toilet paper in the bathroom.

Ah, I just couldn't wash it clean, so I had to sit on the toilet and cry all the time, and he was scared (he was 7 years old and left)

Right), I told him that my sister was dying and had uremia (at that time, a neighbor died of this disease, and I

I thought the bleeding below was uremia. We both cried all afternoon. My mother is off work, my brother.

Ran to the door to pick it up, crying and shouting, "Mom, my sister is going to die." Mother ran away in fear.

Come here, it's okay to ask me, and then give me a sanitary napkin. My brother asked, "What happened to my sister?"

Huh? "Mom replied," My sister is sitting every day, and her ass is going to break. "

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We three girls went to a boy's city to play, and the boy booked a hotel for us. Everyone was right.

Get ready for the party tonight. But I also received numerous harassing calls: "Do you need special services?" . So one of them

An elder sister got angry and grabbed the phone and said, "Come back when my service is over!" " ! ! ! " ……

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Once, I borrowed a nail clipper from a gay man. He's playing a game. Put me in his trouser pocket.

Speaking of which, I touched a long hard object in his pocket and said, what's in you? It's too difficult! no

Our colleague paused and burst into laughter. I became a red apple, and my male colleagues felt wronged and took it out of their pockets.

Give a pencil holder flashlight and say that the power went out last night, which is embarrassing. ...

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14 years old, the body began to develop, and the stomach was a little convex. I thought I was pregnant.

I'm very worried about my pain. I've always wondered why I got pregnant. I thought I read it in a book at that time.

Airborne transmission can also lead to pregnancy. At that time, my period had just come, and when I bought toilet paper, it said "for women only"

The words "product", I couldn't remember at that time, how did I become a woman, and I was pregnant, when was it?

I have the idea of death. Later, I don't know how long it took to get rid of that painful worry. What you can see

It is necessary for children to take some sex education classes.

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When I was in junior high school, I went to Laoshan to play, and my fellow villagers sold tiger whips. I asked my father, "What is a tiger whip?"

Huh? "Dad said helplessly," the tiger whip is the tiger's tail. After going to college, dormitory girls

Chatting and chatting, I said that a family made soup for their son Yang and the dog whip. I said, I can't help it. What is the tail cooking soup?

What's the point? The whole dormitory accused me of pretending to be innocent. I'm sorry, dad forced me. ...

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I once watched a movie with LG. Halfway through the movie, LG suddenly touched me and asked me to touch him. Then he took me

Put your hands in your shorts, because you wear very little in summer, and it looks hard. At this time, one

A staff member took someone to find a seat, and a flashlight shone over. We ... my sister looked at it stupidly because

In order to hide my embarrassment, I had to whisper to my sister, "What are you looking at? My LG is for me.

Yes "Later, my husband and I laughed into a ball _

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When I was at school, I had a roommate who took a nap in summer because it was too hot and slept in underwear.

On the floor. At the end of class in the afternoon, except for him, we all woke up and sat up to drink water, but he still

Sleep soundly. When we saw that his dd was straight, we whispered that this guy must be dreaming.

When we were talking, we saw that the top of the tent was suddenly wet and dd was still stuck inside. We burst into laughter and put

That buddy woke up laughing. When he knew what was going on, he blushed and went crazy looking for underwear.

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Hehe ~ ~ Once I just came out of WC, an uncle took a look at me and ran in, and then

When I heard the girl screaming inside, I thought, "It's a good thing I got out before that pervert went in." . return

When I talk to my mother, she will look at me in the mirror (at that time she was a little girl with undeveloped hair.

Cut it short and wear sportswear). According to my mother's analysis, I am anxious to find my uncle, and I can't say clearly.

Where is that man? I saw a little boy coming out of there and rushed in.

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I walked in the street with a classmate when I was a freshman. Walking, my classmate told me about the one he saw recently.

The plot in porn is so vivid that I can't help asking him to have a rest. I

My penis is too straight to walk. He said yes, mine is too straight. It just needs a rest.

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Just married, I saw Ban Hua's QQ in my classmate's record and contacted him. It's probably the second chat.

We exchanged a few pleasantries when we learned that Ban Hua was working alone in Beijing. Suddenly, Banhua went offline, and I

The phone at home suddenly rang. When I saw the call, it was Banhua's. My wife answered the phone because they were all college classmates.

After a few minutes, my wife ran up to me, touched my head and stared at me.

Confused? The wife whispered: Is our sex life not harmonious? Complain to Banhua! I'm scared! busy

Explain, and open the chat record to show innocence, but see the last sentence I sent, I

Faint to the ground! I want to say to Banhua, "How long have you been away from home?" I don't know what QQ said at that time

There are many people talking about it. In order to be quick, type the word "away from home" and the word sent over will become: "You are an example.

How long have you been away? "I'm dizzy! ! What rotten smart ABC, I say all the good things now.

After a demonstration, my wife finally smiled, but I was fined to buy her a set of "Ge Hua Er", which was depressing!

Now I insist on practicing five strokes, so tired ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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I remember my husband was on a business trip in August this year, and I followed him when I was free. that night

It was not until I went shopping very late after dinner that I remembered that I didn't buy TT. The supermarket closed early, so I had to go to the drugstore.

The shopping guide is very enthusiastic, but we are both embarrassed to talk to her, so we have to look around and make plans.

I found it myself. As a result, the young lady got the message and immediately said, "Here is what you need. Please come with me."

Come on. "We follow the past with a grain of salt, which is really what we want ... Ha ha, how clever!" !