Funny quotations from college graduation

Funny quotations from college graduation

Whether the leaves leave is the passion of the wind or the trees can't stay, whether you and I leave school is the urge of life or the incessant youth. The following are the classic funny quotations I collected for you about college graduation. Welcome to reading.

Funny quotations from college graduation-1. Is the departure of the leaves the sadness of the wind or the failure of the tree to stay? Is it the urge of life or the ceaseless youth that you leave school?

2. Leave a message to a pair of classmates who are in love: Now classmates, share the same bed in the future!

3. Earn more RMB reasonably and legally.

4. Brotherhood: What is mine is yours, and what is yours is yours, except for the wife.

5. A pair of enemies. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

6. Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

7. I was admitted to a good school, but I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely tell Sichuan University that I will study hard.

8. Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~

9. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

10. The child next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal. ?

1 1. People will graduate and their handwriting is good.

12. I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter how stormy it is.

13. Never skip class again, because there is no class.

14. Stop others from earning RMB reasonably and legally.

15. After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

16. Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except shit.

17. It's polite to smile at you!

18. The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

19. Three cups are infinite, five mountains are light, and you forget the rivers and lakes.

20. You go first, I have work to do.

2 1. Sister, at the end of your connection, can you save me a seat?

Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

23. I want to be a woman in my next life. Why? Because I want to find a good man like me! QQ:` ` ` ` ` ` '

24. When doing push-ups, I can occasionally think of friends who used to play soy sauce together, which soy sauce shop. ......

25. Come ... Come ... Come, call 80, call 80 ... A man must be handsome if he is not handsome, cute if he is not handsome, and cerebral palsy if he is not cute. ......

Funny quotations from college graduation II 1. The university got up from me, put on pants and said to me? Stay young. You go. ?

2. A university is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus and go back and forth. It's another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate.

After a few years in college, I have learned a lot and grown my hair.

I came to sleep with the college admission notice, and when I woke up, I found that the notice had become a diploma, which proved that I had slept here.

I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

6. It takes four years to change an eternal memory.

7. After graduation, I found that college students are the best career.

8, crying, everyone laughed; I smiled and left, and everyone cried. Hey, is this a university?

9. Looking at the empty dormitory and cabinets, I always feel that I have left something behind. It turned out that I left my thoughts on you.

10, what is your alma mater? It is the place where you scold him eight times a day but don't let others scold him.

1 1. Is the departure of leaves the passion of the wind or the persistence of the tree? Is it the urge of life or the persistence of youth that you leave school?

12, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

13, it's a nice day today, so there's no class tomorrow? There is nothing in the future.

14. What is your alma mater? When I first arrived, I was eager to leave early, and when I left, I was eager to stay for a day or two.

15, never skip class again, because there is no class?

16, graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate. ...

17, once complaining, once feeling, now only full of nostalgia.

18, never say goodbye, see you soon.

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