Do you know Lu Yu’s shocking quotes?

1. Were you beaten when you were a child? ?

2. Can you kill pigs? ?

3. Can you use that thing to smash the cake? ?

4. She asked Yang Liping what to eat at school, and Yang Liping said it was boiled cabbage with some oil. Lu Yu actually stared at his big, lifeless eyes and asked: Why not stir-fry cabbage? ?

5. Lu Yu didn’t do any homework at all. He didn’t even know the basic background of the interviewee before the interview. When asked at what age Yang Liping went to college, Yang said 12, Lu Yu said casually, "That was the 1980s"! ! ! ! She didn't even know the year. ?

6. Yang said that the food subsidy was 7 yuan, and Lu Yu actually said, "Is it 7 yuan a day?" Anyone with a little bit of intelligence also knows that in the 1970s, it was 7 yuan a month.

Twins?

Interview with twin couples. The younger twin sister said: "We were very naughty when we were little. When my grandma was feeding us, we would run around her. As a result, grandma always only fed my sister, and I always couldn't. Even after eating it, my grandma didn’t realize she was wrong” – this was originally an obvious anecdote and joke in the story of a misunderstanding between twins. ?

When the audience laughed, Lu Yu asked stupidly, not understanding: Why is that? ?

Sister: Because she was knocked unconscious and couldn’t tell our faces apart. ?

Lu Yu then asked: Then why can’t she tell your looks apart? ?

Sister: You have been interviewing for so long...because we are twins! ?

Lu Yu: Then why can’t she tell you twins apart! ?