Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Conan's funny articles

Conan's funny articles

When Conan stepped on someone's foot,

Conan:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Conan (there is still room for me to play again ~): Haha, there is only one truth. I'm the one who stepped on your foot. ...

Someone beat Conan up (that's what happens when you show off-|||)

Blue article:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Lan: Sorry, I didn't mean to. Are you hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital, or I can dress it for you?

Someone (moved): What a good girl-(n minutes later)

XX: I heard that a man who looks like a pig's hoof just got off the bus-

Maori article:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Gross profit (cold sweat): …

Someone: It's you, isn't it ... Ah, you are the legendary sleeping Kogoro?

Maori: ... Yes, I went to bed, so I accidentally stepped on your foot.

Someone (excited ~): It feels good to be trampled by a celebrity (-|||)

Garden supplies:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Garden: Why are you looking at me? Do you think I stepped on you?

Someone: Isn't it you?

Garden: Joke ~ This young lady is only interested in handsome guys. Are you handsome?

Someone (short for someone) (shock can never be recovered after a serious blow)

Hattori:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Hattori: Oh, sorry. I'm sorry I was so careless.

Someone: How are you going to compensate me?

Hattori: Hey, uncle, this is your fault. I clearly apologized.

Someone (hit hard for the second time ~): You, you call me uncle, I, I'm only 20 years old.

And leaves:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

And Ye (ignoring): ...

Someone (angry): You stepped on my foot.

Ye He: Shh. ...

Someone:?

Ye He: My family was kidnapped by a fox, and I watched. ...

So "kind" someone watched Pingzhi with Ye He. ...

Mourning articles:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Ai: ...

Someone (angry): Don't let you go just because you are a kid.

Mourn (someone): Give it to.

Someone: What? (It tastes delicious ~ mmm)

AI: The latest improved version of APTX 4869 ...

Someone: wow ~ wow ~ (baby crying)

Children:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Child: Ah, I did it. I'm really sorry.

Someone (learning a lesson): Nothing.

Child: Thank you ... (N minutes after leaving)

Someone: Ah ~ Where's my diamond watch?

Bumei tablets

Someone is angry: Do you know that you stepped on my foot? !

Bumei's innocent big eyes were filled with tears: meowed, sorry uncle, meowed. .....

The whole car stared at someone, and someone begged Bumei: Okay, okay, don't cry, uncle doesn't blame you.

Bumei continued to cry: meowed.

Someone has to apologize: sorry, little sister, you shouldn't have stepped on my uncle's foot. Will you forgive my uncle?

gin

Someone: My foot! ! Did you step on me? !

Kim (glaring): ...! !

Someone (afraid ...): Ah ... yes ... I put my foot at your feet ... I'm sorry ... I'm really sorry. ...

Gin: ... vodka ... put my shoes on. ...

V ...: Yes! Big brother! !

Someone (cold ...): ... then I'll buy you shoe polish. ...

One, two, three ... (self-made name)

Edogawa Conan: One antidote, two antidotes, three antidotes ... can finally be changed back! ! !

Kudou Shinichi: One suspect, two suspects, three suspects ... There is only one truth!

Mao Lilan: One Shinichi, two Shinichi, three Shinichi ... Shinichi, where are you?

Richard Moore: One Okino Yoko, two Okino Yoko, three Okino Yoko ... Haha, my goddess!

Fei Yingli: One small five lang, two small five lang, three small five lang ... You damn fool, when are you going to invite me home? !

Agasa Hiroshi: One hair, two hairs, three hairs ... Ah, I lost so much today! ! !

Haiyuan Ai: One sister, two sisters, three sisters ... Sister, I miss you so much.

Amy Yeager: One Conan, two Conan, three Conan ... Conan, I like you.

Kojima Genta: One bowl of eel rice, two bowls of eel rice, three bowls of eel rice ... Haha, I want to eat them all!

Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko: One masked superman, two masked superman, three masked superman … Look at my masked fly kick!

Hattori Heiji: One, two, three ... Please, this guy is not here, it's nothing to me.

Tooyama Kazuha: One ping, two ping, three ping ... Why are there so many table tennis brothers?

Serena Sebastian: One handsome boy, two handsome boys and three handsome boys … I want to catch them all! ! !

Vivian Kudo: One Xiao Xin, two Xiaoxin, three Xiaoxin ... my youngest son Kawaii ~ ~

Kudou Yū saku: One manuscript Hingis, two manuscripts Hingis, three manuscripts Hingis ... Damn, it's a new one! ! !

Belmore: one silver bullet, two silver bullets, three silver bullets ... so many silver bullets don't screen me? !

Kim: One Shirley, two Shirley, three Shirley ... Kill them all! ! !

Officer Mu Mu: One kilogram, two kilograms, three kilograms ... God, I'm getting fat again! ! !

Officer Takagi: One Miyoko, two Miyoko, three Miyoko ... What should I do?

Officer Sato: One Takagi, two Takagi, three Takagi ... Stupid guy, why don't you ask me out?

Officer Bai Niao: One beautiful woman and her son, two beautiful women and her son, three beautiful women and her son ... Damn Gao Mushe, how dare you take away my beauty and my son!

Officer Nakamori: One, two, three ... Damn thieves take thousands of knives, why so many? !

Jet Fight: One fan, two fans, three fans ... Hehe, my fans are getting more and more ~

A white horse, two hattori, three Kudo ... Please, let me live!

Nakamori Aoko: One quick fight, two quick fights, three quick fights ... Why are there so many quick fights? Did he learn new magic?

Koizumi Akako: One man, two men, three men … all lost at my feet.

Bai Matan: One kid, two kids, three kids ... Damn guy, he even bothered me while I was sleeping and asked you something. Why did you do that?

Judy: One Conan, two Conans, three Conans … Oh, what a cool kid! ! !

Conan fans: One cartoon, two cartoons, three cartoons ... Mr. Qingshan, when can you present the finale?

G?sh? Aoyama: One year, two years, three years ... of course, you have to save enough money ~ ~