What are the serious jokes?

Empty city plan-covering up a weak defense with a bold front

Once upon a time there was a fan of the Three Kingdoms. One day, a troupe came to the village and sang "Empty City".

Meter ". Fans of the Three Kingdoms really want to see it, but what if there is no one at home to watch the door? Stealing is not for eating.

Big loss? He paced back and forth in the hall. Suddenly, he patted his thigh: "What a clever life!

Confused, why not use Kong Ming's plan? "So he opened the door and put the lantern.

At the tall gate, the bookcase is also lit by candlelight. Then I shook my sleeves and went to see it.

The play is over. It turned out that he also used an "empty city plan"!

When I came back from the play, I counted everything at home. Not a thread is missing, not a needle is missing.

Root; He is full of praise. He said, "Kong Ming is really a god!" Since then, I admire Zhu Gekongming even more.

Clothing, worship as a god.

Soon after, the village sang opera again. This time, the fans of the Three Kingdoms lit candles and lanterns, which were wide open.

Door, ran to the theater, and he used the "empty plan".

However, after reading it this time, he couldn't help crying. It turns out that even the family is big.

These doors were stolen by thieves. He was so angry that he cursed Zhuge Liang and saw Kong Ming's name in the book.

First, he wiped it off, and then he dug it out. He dug up a wonderful Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

The hole is riddled with sores.

On this day, the fans of the Three Kingdoms cursed Kongming again and dug up Zhuge Liang's name in the book, which was a coincidence.

Show it to a dancer who says "The History of the Three Kingdoms" and ask him why he did it. Three Kingdoms Mibajia

As soon as the story of the theft was told, he held hands and laughed: "Where is Kongming?"

Big idiot, big idiot is yourself. "

The fans of the Three Kingdoms asked, "Why?"

The gesture said, "If you look through the Romance of the Three Kingdoms again, if you find Kong Ming, you will use the" empty city plan "twice.

I think you were stolen! "

The fans of the three kingdoms listened and didn't know how to answer.