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An awkward and polite sentence
1, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
2. Without literacy, ugliness can be corrected. You really have no rule of law.
Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
5. Bitches are always bitches. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive.
6. Gold always shines, but it's good that you can reflect light.
7. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. A dog is always a dog. Sometimes people are not people, even dogs are not as good as them!
8. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very emotional. The roots are the same, so why are you in such a hurry?
9. Go out to bask in the sun again. If it gets dark, no one will call you an idiot.
10, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.
1 1, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.
12, look at you, look at your back, and turn your head and scare away a million lions.
13. Get to the point. Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
14, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
15, if you don't have a degree, at least talk about people. If it's not even a person, it's still a person!
16, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.
17, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.
18, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death.
19, don't worry, it won't be dangerous for you to go out alone at night, because you are safe enough.
20, where the garbage is thrown is garbage, never a baby. You're just a piece of garbage that can't fit anywhere.
2 1, in fact, you don't hate it, but unfortunately it's useless.
22, your three views are very positive, but unfortunately the five senses are not correct.
23. It turns out that you are physically disabled, determined and taught.
24. I don't usually say anything embarrassing. If I do, I really hope you are embarrassed.
25. Many people misunderstand me and say that I play games all day without watching the news. I want to explain that I don't reply after watching the news.
26. You two are a good match. It seems that Yue Lao's garbage classification is still quite in place.
27. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?
28. You can be unattractive, not good, or even obese. You can be unattractive, not motivated or even smart, but I can't.
29. I am really creative and have the courage to live.
30. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It's as bad as aunt Marisu's blueberry pie next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.
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