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1. Fate and love in life

The beginning of a friendship is always destiny takes a hand's fate, otherwise, why did I meet you in the vast sea of people and fall into each other's mood, so I waited for you, without expecting any return, and was moved by a warm heart. I'm sorry, I think such an encounter should be cherished. So, love your love, like what you like. Because of this love and love, we have mutual appreciation and we have that sincerity.

Because of the emotion flowing in the text, because of the entanglement of imagination in the text, I began to approach, began to wait for the weather, and began to make a wish ... Such support and encouragement moved me to tears, because of that happiness, even shock, because of that effort, you know me better than myself, but you don't deliberately say anything, everything just flows naturally and affectionately.

Strive for this assured happiness. Because I don't want to live up to the sincere hope engraved in my sincere heart, my inner closeness, the need for gorgeous rhetoric and sweet words, the silent communication hidden in my heart, the emotion that makes my heart tremble, from words to music to mood, all make me feel warm from the bottom of my heart. ...

Deliberate, but unnatural, with such a premise, there will be no embarrassment, knowing smile, sad tears, sincere thoughts and such frank expression in communication. From then on, the past engraved in memory will not disappear, even if it disappears, there will be traces of constant love.

I am grateful for countless times, because I met you, the confidence and courage you gave me, the inspiration and thoughts you gave me, with the fragrance of flowers, engraved in my life, never fading, every fragment is a petal, unforgettable.

Cherish such happiness.

Time, walking with beauty, the past, I still remember, the feelings told in words are still there, so I have been waiting and trying to cherish such permanence. Really, do you feel it? Happiness can wait, but we must work hard. I feel it, because of your efforts, so I cherish this waiting, and then, the years have precipitated for me, with a strong fragrance of flowers.

I can't pay anything, but I have always felt deeply sorry. Somehow, I often think of it. In fact, what we can do is to hold the ordinary hand around us, feel the warmth, then smile, and then know that we must cherish what we should cherish and be grateful for what we should be grateful for. Knowing the value of distance will make you feel at ease when you meet. We always feel that this is good, the fate is deep, the thoughts are shallow, and so on.

Night, quietly, because of nostalgia, affection and warmth in words, because of each other's selfless dedication, there is no need to thank, but to thank, because deep down, there is always a treasure of that kind of fate, that kind of faint love born of fate.

Sometimes, I want to be willful once.

Smart I never thought of rebellion; Obedience I never remember resisting; But I am quiet. Sometimes, I want to be willful.

In childhood

Looking at Winnie the Pooh who has been in the center of the window, I have unspeakable joy in my heart. I believe I will have it soon. However, my mother has a thick dictionary in her hand. She said, "Only by reading good books can we grow up and play as we please." So, I bid farewell to the window, took the dictionary and reluctantly left. Something seems to have been lost in my heart. I know it is the innocence that a child should have, but now it is tightly grasped by an invisible hand.

In primary school

"I'm sorry." I looked apologetically at my deskmate who was moving. The air contains suffocating ingredients, and there is a strange silence. She left silently, and the gradually smaller figure was branded in my mind, which was very sad, but-"sitting with a poor student will affect your study." You'd better change a good student for you, and I'll find the teacher. " Mom's words are still ringing in my ears. My heart suddenly tightened. Can't I have a precious friendship? I am speechless.

in high school

The winter vacation is coming, and I hesitate between "music training class" and "math training class". I love music, but I know that learning is equally important. I am not a gifted child blessed by God. Excellent grades require twice as much diligence and sweat as others, so I shudder. Mom, I'm sorry, just let me be willful once! So, I entered the "music training class" as I wished. My mother just kept silent, and then came into the room in a muffled voice. The heavy door closing made me hesitate. Did I do something wrong?

at present

I have never found my voice so beautiful. I am very satisfied with the flowers and applause. I think my mother will understand. But the reality is so cruel. One morning, my mother whispered to my father, "If this child has signed up for a' math training class', he will certainly not fall behind in his studies." These words happened to be heard when I got up. My heart seemed to be pierced by an arrow, and my blood hurt. When I handed my mother the certificate of the "first prize in the music competition", my mother gave me a complicated look and left silently. A gust of wind blew away the award, dispersed the dripping tears and broke my heart. Ups and downs, nobody cares, what's the use?

In my sleep, Winnie the Pooh smiled and waved to me. My long-lost deskmate held my hand and whispered "long time no see"; On the stage, I confidently show my voice to the audience. ...

I know the road ahead is bumpy, but I still have to go on, in my own way, no longer a doll at the mercy of others, I have to face the ups and downs of life by myself.

The morning sun shone into the Woods, and the naughty dew blossomed a small flower on the ground. I open my arms and breathe the free air. How nice to be free! Sometimes, I really want to be willful once.

Face failure

There are successes and failures in life. At all times and in all countries, most successful people have experienced failures, and what is commendable is their courage. Mark Twain was frustrated in business, abandoned business and became famous in one fell swoop.

Failure is a dish, a bitter dish that is hard to swallow, but you should eat it. When friends leave you, when the career you pursue is frustrated repeatedly, you will know the bitterness of the world. You're wandering, you're confused, and you even want to die, but you didn't expect "it's going to rain, and your mother is going to get married." Many things are beyond your decision. At the same time, you will realize that failure is just a piece of cake in the ups and downs of life.

All really great wisdom often comes from the lessons of failure. For example, Shi Lihua, a Thai businessman, is a man of hundreds of millions of business assets. 1997 A financial crisis bankrupted him. In the face of failure, he only said, "Great! You can start all over again! " He walked unhurriedly into the ranks of street vendors to sell sandwiches. A year later, he made a comeback.

Failure is the melting pot of life. It can roast people to death and make them strong and confident.

Failure is a beautiful scenery, a rose that died young. Although the orchard hit by typhoon is helpless, it has infinite fragrance. Failure is a maple leaf. Although it was swept away by the autumn wind, it was rendered by blood. Failure is the high mountain and rough waves on the road to success. Only by crossing the ditch can we reach the other side of success.

When we are old, we can say to our descendants, "We laughed at failure".

Face failure

Life is like a mirror. If you cry at it, it will cry at you. If you want it to smile at you, you have only one way, and that is to smile at it. Smile is the most beautiful and charming expression. Sincerity, warmth and happiness.

There are successes and failures in life. Failure doesn't mean that you are a failure, but that you haven't succeeded yet. Failure doesn't mean you haven't worked hard, but failure means you haven't worked hard enough; Failure does not mean that you should repent, but that you should learn from it. Failure does not mean that you have accomplished nothing, but that you have gained experience; Failure doesn't mean you can't succeed, it means you need some time; Failure doesn't mean that you will be knocked down. Failure means that you should smile.

Smile at everything around you.

Failure is a dish, a bitter dish that is hard to swallow, but you should eat it. When a friend leaves you, when the dream you pursue is frustrated repeatedly, you will know the bitterness of this world. You are confused and even want to die, but you still don't want to give up, and you are very unwilling. At the same time, you will realize that failure is just a piece of cake in the ups and downs of life.

All really great wisdom often comes from the lessons of failure. At all times and in all countries, most successful people have experienced failures, and what is commendable is their courage. Mark Twain was frustrated in business, abandoned business and became famous in one fell swoop.

Because he once faced failure with a smile.

Balzac said: "things in the world are never absolute, and the results vary from person to person." Suffering is the stepping stone of genius, the wealth of capable people and the abyss of the weak. " We should learn from the failure, understand the methods and think about the reasons, so that we can become mature and succeed.

We can't stop at failure, we should face it with a smile and meet new challenges. As Napoleon said, "The best way to avoid failure is to make up your mind to succeed next time."

How to face failure? Smile and face failure. Failure means nothing. Failure only means that you need to work harder.

Thai businessman Shi Lihua is a man of the hour in the business world, with hundreds of millions of assets. 1997 A financial crisis bankrupted him. In the face of failure, he only said, "Great! You can start all over again! " He walked unhurriedly into the ranks of street vendors to sell sandwiches. A year later, he made a comeback.

However, he faced failure with a smile, and he was born again.

Failure is the melting pot of life. It can roast people to death and make them strong and confident. If we have ever smiled at failure, then when we are old, we can say to our descendants, "We have smiled at failure."

Failure is a beautiful scenery, a rose that died young. Although the orchard hit by typhoon is helpless, it has infinite fragrance. Failure is a maple leaf. Although it was swept away by the autumn wind, it was rendered by blood. Failure is the high mountain and rough waves on the road to success. Only by crossing the ditch can we reach the other side of success.

Smile and sing the song of life. Don't complain that life has given too much hardship, and don't complain that life has too many twists and turns. The sea loses its grandeur without the rolling of huge waves, and the desert loses its grandeur without the wild dance of flying sand. If life is just plain sailing at two points and one line, it loses its charm of existence.

Smile and sing the song of life. Open the dusty heart and let the narrowness and selfishness fade away; Let the free mind fly, and let the open-minded and tolerant return. In this way, a suddenly enlightened world will open before your eyes: blue sky, white clouds, bridges, running water ... along the way, flowers will linger on your nose intoxicating, and gorgeous butterflies will dance gracefully around you.

Smile and sing the song of life. Boil every failure down to an attempt, don't feel inferior; Take every success as a kind of luck, don't be proud. In this way, smile, play the strings leisurely, face setbacks, accept happiness, taste loneliness and bathe in sadness.

Smiling us, we should use the power of smiling to care for the surroundings, to influence the surroundings, to influence the surroundings, until everyone's face is hung with a bright face.

Yes, we smile at everything that life brings us.

Smile at everything, and everything will be beautiful, because you have smiled at it.

Maybe there is nothing wrong with giving up. The long river of history can't wash away the story of heroes, and the long wind of years can't blow away the face of the old city. The surging river flows eastward, and those heroes of the past are gone forever. History tells us that giving up is not necessarily wrong.

time goes by ...

Qinghai-Tibet still knows the way, and Pingsha has nowhere to summon souls.

After years of war, the people are living in dire straits. Many battles ended in failure. I see corpses everywhere, and I hear people moaning. Do you want to continue your campaign? Do you believe that persistence is victory? No, a young woman came out quietly. She gave up the jade fence, gave up extravagance and luxury, and gave up gold and silk. In the long yellow sand, although the crooning of wild geese increased the bitterness in her heart, she was still deeply gratified. Because she knows that the reward she gets from doing this is national stability and unity, and she will see people live a leisurely life. She chose to give up her wealth, and she had no regrets all her life.

time goes by ...

Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, you can see Nanshan leisurely

Tao Yuanming, who "picks chrysanthemums under the east fence and sees Nanshan leisurely", has a bumpy career. Think about his life experience. How many times did he fail? How many life experiences did he give up? I remember when he was working as Peng Lingze, he said to his subordinates, "I didn't bend over for five buckets of rice, I bent over for the children in the village." What does this mean? This means that he is incompatible with the decadent officialdom. He didn't insist, he chose to give up, give up fame and fortune and live in seclusion. He looked at life calmly, smiled at life, sang wine and wrote poems, and spent the rest of his life. Maybe there is nothing wrong with giving up at the right time.

time goes by ...

Spend a life covered with straw in fog and rain.

The flowers outside the window are getting more and more fragrant, and the pen tip is still surging with golden dreams from time to time. A generation of literary giant Su Dongpo thought of you, but I couldn't stop being excited.

You are brilliant and moody. You are the darling of the literary world, however, you are an outcast in official career. Because of your outstanding performance, you were treated coldly by others, envied by others and even attacked by villains. Since the Wutai Poetry Case, you have been cut off from the official life of the upper class. You have been demoted again and again to Lingnan, and you even said, "300 lychees a day, even if you grow up to be a Lingnan person." You have always been full of confidence in life. When you were demoted to Huangzhou, you once made a surprising remark: "Mist and rain are coming." Even if you are optimistic and proud of life, the years are ruthless and the sky is ruthless. Can you stand being demoted again and again? You finally chose to give up the pursuit of career, even in the desolate and remote Hainan Island. You have been an official all your life, risking your life, going through ups and downs, and finally defeating yourself. Yes, it's all the fault of persistence. Maybe there is nothing wrong with giving up.

time goes by ...

Give up the autumn moon in the Han Palace, gain fame and fortune, reward ambition and talent, and finally be able to smile at life with a detached attitude in the historical picture. History tells us that there may be nothing wrong with giving up.

6. The power of imagination

Thought makes it a wild horse, galloping in the vast territory of words, and the imagination is tedious and long. Plug in the wings of imagination and soar in the blue sea and blue sky.

I am a seagull, with personality and loneliness. Because of my personality, I don't fit in with the flock. They just isolated me when I was different, and I just worked hard for my ideal-flying, a new concept of survival. They have discriminated against me for thousands of years.

The gull system will not change because of me. They are right. They just followed the common custom of fighting for food for thousands of years. Vulgar! I think. But they don't think so. I'm not ashamed. I like flying. I have always thought that flying freely in the blue sky is something to be proud of. They gathered on the beach, fighting for a little crumbs or small fish drifting on the blue sea. All the noise rang through my ears and I left silently.

When they were fighting for food, I stood on a high ground, stretched my wings and embraced the blue sky, made a bold flying move, then shook my wings and fell silently. After accumulating strength, I embraced the blue sky again, took off and stabbed it. I glided for a while, then up, up! Speed up! Has been unable to fly smoothly and at high speed. The strong airflow stung me, my body was in severe pain, my wings were as heavy and painful as lead, and then I made a free fall. I'm thinking about my ideal. It's hard to fall into the sea with my body. Now I have to listen to my own heartbeat.

When I woke up at noon the next day, my parents were surprised to see me wake up. I looked out of the window indifferently, and the atmosphere in the room was very dignified. Father broke the silence: "son, I know you like flying, but you should take care of yourself." How can you fly with a full stomach if you don't learn the skills of grabbing food? " Tomorrow, you will grab food like other seagulls. "I think it makes sense, so I whispered," But ... "I also wanted to defend myself, and I couldn't stop looking at my parents' deep eyes.

I went back to the flock to grab food with them. Then I want to live in a secular way. From today on, I should be what they call a "seagull". I easily grabbed a small fish in my mouth and walked slowly to the shore. Suddenly, I felt like I was flying, very strong. Ideals and life have been in my mind for a long time. The meaning of survival lies in creation. I want to create a miracle and change the fate of seagulls flying. Flapping your wings and flying to the blue sky, gliding for a week, slowly relaxing your unhealed body, flying higher with your head held high and your wings slightly sideways, flying smoothly and easily. I finally succeeded!

The joy of success welled up in my heart, and I soared in the blue sea and blue sky. However, imagination is not true at all, and the power of imagination has strengthened my will to work hard.

7. You at the same table are like water lilies with dewdrops.

In class, like my comrades-in-arms, you listen to the teacher meticulously, take notes and raise your head to answer questions. When we harvest the fruits of knowledge, we will smile at each other, and the most enchanting flowers will look pale with a pleasant smile on their lips. When you are versatile, when you stand on the stage, you will use fiery red satin and beautiful dance to interpret our gorgeous years; When I made a mistake, your stern eyes spilled down, and I lowered my eyes with tears. Now I know that this is my friend's true feelings, my friend, please forgive me for being willful and rude at that time.

You at the same table are as open-minded as the stars.

You are the perfect combination of boys' rationality and sensibility, and you are integrated into your favorite mathematics. You have won many battles in the face of difficult problems, which has propped up a sky in the field of mathematics in our class. Your smart facial features emerge one after another, casually raising your eyebrows and imitating several classic movements vividly, which opens the curtain for your personal show, brings bursts of laughter to your classmates and dispels the tense and depressed atmosphere in the third grade.

You at the same table are as lovely as an angel who fell into the earth.

The weather in June is particularly dull, and the hot air swims lazily in the classroom under the twitch of the fan. It was your thoughtful words that encouraged me to continue my study. The teacher's criticism made me feel ashamed, and tears are not obedient fell straight down. It is your bright eyes that comfort me not to care; Facing the fierce competition in junior high school and the pressure of exams, it is the temperature of your palm that keeps me moving forward. I respond to the pressure with a positive and optimistic attitude. ...

The ringing sound of wind chimes echoed in my ears, and when I closed my eyes, the past between my classmates was still vivid: I got up at 5 am in sports training and sweated when running; Learn how to chew instant noodles in order to race against time when eating at night; The way students go out for an outing together; When the teacher asked questions, he was at a loss because of nervousness ... all this happened like yesterday and disappeared with the temperature of time.

After graduation, we graduated with the ignorance of Grade One, the laughter of Grade Two and the diligence of Grade Three. June is the season of parting and the sea of flowers. We don't need to be sad, because the next peak of life is still waiting for us to conquer. We should write the legend of life with our flamboyant youth, and we should try our best to break out of our own sky. We look forward to the agreement that the classmate will meet again after many years.

You at the same table are a silhouette of classmates' friendship, a precious memory treasure, and a person worthy of thanks for accompanying you through junior high school. Let's cherish this feeling quietly. ...

You used to be very careful and asked me to borrow half an eraser. You inadvertently mentioned that you like being with me. At that time, the sky was always blue, and the days always passed slowly. You always say that graduation is far away, and then you go your separate ways. ...

8. I will always be with you

Have you all the way, accompany me through loneliness, ignorance and immaturity. How many times I held your hand, I forgot the world until I burst into tears in front of the wind and my heart was broken in a dream of red mansions.

People are far apart.

When I first read the Red Chamber, I only knew that Baodai was sad and happy, and the children of the Red Chamber lost their fragrance and shed tears. Only then did I know that this world is not only beautiful, but such a colorful grand view garden is not a paradise on earth after all, but at least it blocks many filth outside the garden. When the forces outside the park invade the park a little, it is the beginning of an irreparable tragedy. Outside the garden, it is only a stone's throw away. Twelve actresses' resentment of running away from home, Lin Daiyu's fragrance hall and Xue Baochai's hatred were all missed until Jia Baoyu gave up his childlike resentment on the cliff and wept with the author in the boudoir.

The tragic pride in a blink of an eye

Three spring career negative east wind, bright moon plum blossom a dream. The red chamber, some authors hurt themselves. Is a rise and fall, there is no way to make up for the sky, and there is nothing to do when the building collapses. Emperor Taizong said: "With history as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall." Who knows that a red building will be replaced in a thousand years. Vaguely, I also read how many splendid things are out there, frustrated, and the picturesque beauty of "smart and ambitious" is threatened as soon as possible. Birds are thrown into the forest, and after a dream, there are many sincere sorrows in the "fake village words"! Dark sigh.

After all, where is Xiangshan?

The decline of Jiafu is an irreversible reality, and it was once the sky above the author. And countless beautiful women in the Grand View Garden are mostly purely the author's ideals. How many times have I watched the Red Chamber before I realized that the battle between Chai Dai and Sunny was irreconcilable between reality and ideal. Daiyu's charm is euphemistic and her heart is higher than the sky, which is the author's deepest ideal. Baochai's economic knowledge and the gentleness and smoothness of attacking people are actually the fate of the boudoir. So we know that the existence of Chai Dai is a harmful but deep-rooted reality, and we can't stop it; Dai Qing's death is an ideal but unswerving death. "Going away clean" and "A cup of pure land covers my life" are the deepest tragedies and the greatest anguish of the author.

Vientiane is a teacher and friend all the way, with beautiful scenery and long mountains and high waters.

It is you who, bit by bit, taught me tragedy, beauty, ideals and dreams.

On the road of growing up, I have you all the way, and I want to hold your hand and grow old with my son.

9. Campus in Spring

A spring breeze blows, sweeping away the bleak and lonely winter. With the melting of ice and snow, with the appearance of willow buds and the flying of bees, spring has quietly arrived, and the campus has been silent for a winter, and it has gradually bid farewell to loneliness and cold. generate shows irresistible passion and vitality. Try the campus in spring, it is full of vitality!

Cheers broke out from time to time on the playground surrounded by green trees. What's so busy? Originally, a teacher-student friendship basketball league was being held. In the cold winter, although we stay indoors, we can't help but care about the sports ground. The campus in spring can finally vent!

Hands are liberated from pockets, hearts are liberated from imprisonment, unknown roads are waiting for us to explore, and successful careers are waiting for us to struggle. "A year's plan lies in spring". On the campus in spring, we are full of ambition and struggle endlessly.

In an instant, several "butterflies" and "dragonflies" rushed into the sky, spread their wings and flew leisurely with the wind, which was uncomfortable. It turns out that students are flying kites. The students' intelligence endows the kite makers with life, and their every jubilation is the embodiment of the students' happy mood. Everyone ran and chased on the ground, and the hearty laughter resounded throughout the campus.

Walking in the campus in spring makes me feel particularly relaxed and comfortable, and then I blend in with my energetic classmates, feeling that the campus in spring is full of vitality and charm.

"Please get ready, we are going to start …" At this moment, a neat team passed by the campus, and everyone was in high spirits. It turns out that they are going for a spring outing. The sun is shining and the weather is fine. It's a great pleasure to go for a spring outing. The students of the spring outing team are in high spirits, and the feelings of joy are beyond words, while the students next to them cast envious eyes from time to time.

Suddenly a convenient bag floated out of the spring outing team. It leisurely crossed an arc in the air and then landed on the ground not far away. Because of the breeze, the convenient bag is shaking its head and demonstrating to us! The noise on the playground came to an abrupt end, and everyone stared at the convenient bag. The smile on the leading teacher's face solidified, and the students' psychology turned upside down: "Who lost this convenient bag?" Did you get it on the road before the spring outing? " -bystanders are filled with indignation; "Oh, unwillingly convenient bag! How can I step down if something goes wrong at this time? Pick it up in front of so many classmates, and I will be accused by thousands of people. I'm embarrassed, so forget it! However, if you don't pick it, your heart will never be peaceful ... "-The abandoned person of the convenient bag is struggling fiercely in his heart.

Everyone is waiting quietly, waiting for the final outcome of the convenient bag, waiting for the decisive battle between environmental protection and pollution, waiting for who wins and who loses, waiting for who will stand out in this modern middle school student quality examination. We will wait and see what the result will be. Just as everyone held their breath, the "original murderer" finally appeared, and his wind flashed into the convenient bag. After a standard quick bend, the convenient bag was stuffed into his pocket and then returned to the team like lightning. The whole campus was in an uproar, with both accusations and sighs. "alas! I didn't expect it to be him! " "Too incompetent!" ……

"No, he didn't throw garbage, he just helped pick it up." There was a harsh voice in the crowd, accompanied by a cavity of resentment and injustice. The whole campus was once again in an uproar, followed by prolonged applause. Applause for the happy ending of the convenient bag, the decisive victory of environmental protection and the excellent performance of the student in the quality test of middle school students!

The campus in spring is more beautiful, with beautiful trees and beautiful people. On the campus in spring, contemporary middle school students show their elegance; The campus in spring is pregnant with the future of the motherland and the hope of the nation.

10. Mom, I want to tell you.

In the vast universe, there are too many puzzling things, how I long to know the mysterious world. But, mom, I ignored you, my mother, by my side.

Mom, what a warm sentence, but I ignored its meaning. My mother gave birth to me and raised me, and I have paid a lot of hardships, but sometimes I boss my mother around! Mom, here, I want to say: I'm sorry!

Usually, the teacher always tells me that we should observe the dribs and drabs around us in order to write a good composition. I always take you as the prototype and write one emotional article after another. However, now I suddenly find that I have never understood you and your love well. It turns out that the mother's love of unrequited love has been quietly paying for me by my side.

I still remember the story you told me when I was a child, especially the hardships when you gave birth to me: it was a cold early spring morning, and I was lying quietly in your stomach. Suddenly, you think you can't feel my heart beating, so you call the doctor. After a long wait, I was lucky enough to come to this loving world safely.

Mom, I haven't forgotten the scar on your stomach. That long scar proved my birth. I am a weak and dying fetus. Your love gave me life and made me cry for the first time. I haven't forgotten the tired and gratified smile on your face when you hugged me and shouted "baby" to me; I didn't forget the furniture name literacy note you posted on the furniture and said to me, "Baby, this is the door, this is the bed, remember!" " "... in a blink of an eye, I became a big girl, and you gave me the right guidance. I still haven't forgotten that you held up an umbrella for me in the storm. I know, in your eyes, I am still that little "dawn".

I am 12 years old this year. I will always remember you. Mom, I am a bud in bud, and you are a green leaf to shelter from the wind and rain. With you, I have strength!

Mom, when I grow up, I will take care of myself and raise a red sun for my elderly mother!

The system actually suspects that I am watering, and there is no faucet around me.