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When will the New Year pictures be available?

New Year pictures are available all year round.

It will only be more frequent in the year before last.

It's the lunar calendar 1 1 month.

It is estimated that it will be available in the middle and late this month.

When I was a child, I watched my grandfather write his own New Year pictures.

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Tell another joke.

Friends are educated people, but neighbors can't read.

During the Spring Festival, illiterate neighbors found the couple's headboard missing.

So I asked this literate neighbor to write one.

The literate neighbor spread out his pen and ink and wrote four words.

The illiterate neighbor happily ran home and posted it.

Then the next day, relatives came to pay New Year's greetings and saw the later supplementary couplets in distress situation.

It was originally written as "the donkey's head is flourishing"

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