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A Japanese went to a restaurant to eat and ate lobster. He asked the waiter: "What is the use of the lobster shells that you Chinese eat?" The waiter said: "Of course throw it away!" "NO NO NO" said the Japanese, "The lobster shells we have eaten in Japan are made into fresh shrimp crackers and sold to you in China." "The waiter brought the fruit again. The Japanese asked; "What is the use of the fruit peels that you Chinese eat?" "Of course you throw them away! "The waiter said. "NO NO NO, the fruit peels that we eat in Japan are made into juice and sold to you in China." After the meal, the Japanese were eating chewing gum. The Japanese asked again: "What is the use of the chewing gum that you in China are eating? ? "Of course we throw them away," the waiter replied. "NO NO NO, the chewing gum we have used up in Japan is made into condoms and sold to you in China." The waiter got angry! He asked the Japanese: "What is the use of the condoms used up in Japan?" ? The Japanese said: "Of course I throw it away!" “NONONO uses condoms in China and makes them into chewing gum and sells them to Japan!” ”

Three explorers from the United States, Japan and China were caught by cannibals during their expedition in Africa. The cannibal chief was more merciful and decided not to eat them, but he had to fine them 100 pieces each. And allow them to each make a wish.

The first is the American:

“Please put 6 cushions on my butt. "

The chief agreed to the American's request. However, the seat cushion was relatively thin. By the time he hit the 70th board, the seat cushion was in tatters. The American muttered in a daze: "No matter what, our nation is the best." Creative..." and then passed out.

It was the Japanese's turn. He witnessed the situation of the Americans, so he asked: "Please put 16 mattresses on On my ass. "

The chief agreed to the Japanese's request. After the Japanese were beaten 100 times, they stood up with a smile and said: "Our nation is the nation with the strongest imitation ability! ”

It was the Chinese’s turn. The Chinese smiled and asked, “Please put that Japanese devil on my ass!” "

A man called a Japanese businessman and said: "I'm looking for Mr. Taro. "The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week. The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Taro. This time the operator was a little bored and said, "I've been telling you that he died last week." Why are you still on the phone? The man said, "Because I just like hearing about it." "

A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, and a Japanese tourist was riding in it. At this time, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota ! Made in Japan! How fast! After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan!" It's made in Japan! Too fast! "Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! So fast! "The taxi driver is 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, and the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but be a little annoyed. The taxi drove into the airport parking lot, and at this time, another taxi Beyond. “It’s Honda! Made in Japan! So fast! It’s not cured! The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said, "1,500 US dollars." "'"1500 dollars for such a short time? ! "The meter!" Made in Japan! So fast! It’s not cured! ”

There was a well-known tutor who could make a lot of money every day. One day, a friend from far away came to visit. He generously invited his friend to a Japanese restaurant for dinner. When they arrived, they were all There were only two of them in the restaurant, so they didn't care.

When it came time to pay, the waiter politely brought the bill to the teacher. He looked at it and saw that it cost more than a thousand for two people. He smiled and said: "We are peers, can we count it as a bargain? The waiter replied curiously: "Do you also serve Japanese food?" He replied: "No!" I'm a bandit! ”