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This week, solid, brain-burning, sour ...

A solid week is finally over. Let's see what I did this week.

student recruitment

Compulsory education enrollment was postponed from 5 to 9, which lasted for 6 days. At six o'clock today, the platform is closed and the work is over.

On the first day, I received countless calls, and the microphone was put down and picked up, and the rhythm was uninterrupted. It's really embarrassing to face all kinds of parents' problems.

It's not low IQ, but excessive anxiety.

Because of the epidemic situation, the on-site audit can't be gathered on a large scale, so we adjust it to only audit the "children who move with them".

It is these four words that make many parents feel anxious and confused about the literal meaning. They can only sigh that "it is not easy for children to go to school"!

Anyway, this link has finally passed, and they can have a rest before the lottery results are announced.

Write material

I have been reading and writing materials for two days this week. I read two materials with tens of thousands of words at a time, and then summed them up to form a material with more than three thousand words.

Later, I read two materials with more than 5,000 words, and then I mixed and summarized them again, forming a material with more than 3,000 words. This article is relatively difficult to write because it adds nearly a thousand words of personal feelings and the material is too messy.

There is also the report of the superior, which is very urgent. Everything is postponed. I am writing, and I feel very sour in the afternoon.

release news

According to the progress of enrollment and school work, I wrote, edited and published three news articles. If you are afraid that the reader will not understand, open the message record from time to time and give a targeted reply.

This season, I feel like a 24-hour online customer service.

read a book

I read a book "Psychological Nurturing" written by Professor Li Meijin, and I was a little sorry when I read it. I should have studied it when the baby was born.

It was not until I finally read it that I found it was a new book, because it mentioned Dr. Zhong Nanshan who was "daring".

But it's never too late to study.

writing

I made up my mind to write a thousand-word composition every day more than ten days ago. I was really tired after two days, and I didn't have enough words, so I marked "Essay".

Later, I felt that the significance of persistence lies in writing, and the long story is short, so I can't form the habit of "moaning without illness".

I made up with myself.

Otherwise, every day I open my eyes and ask myself: What should I write today? It's just that I'm busy at work How can I be busier and more energetic?

But in my spare time, I am really comfortable, lazy, doing nothing and thinking nothing.

I once joked with my colleagues: "You always said you couldn't write materials. I think you can't write it because your life is too happy and comfortable. Your heart is still a simple little girl, and there is not much touch on life! "

Now that I think about it, it seems reasonable to joke at that time.

It is best to get busy, and the feeling of fullness is also a feeling, otherwise life will be dull.

I have to rest for half a day at the weekend and have a nucleic acid test tomorrow. I'm going to queue up to recharge my batteries, and then I'm full of energy to meet the next week full of unknowns and challenges.