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Can you lend me 50 yuan to buy strawberries?

This question can be answered like this:

Sure, I can lend you 50 yuan to buy strawberries.

Sorry, I don't have any extra money to lend at present.

I hope you can understand that it is not convenient for me to borrow money.

Sorry, I'm a little short of money now, so I can't lend you 50 yuan for the time being.