What jokes can make you laugh until your stomach hurts?

There are some humorous jokes in life that make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. For example, the craftsman has seen a funny joke, which makes people laugh. Have money and no money to go home for the New Year? I don't know who created such a funny and grounded paragraph. Let's share three humorous jokes that make people laugh until their stomachaches.

Humorous joke 1: In the dead of night, a man was sitting in a bar and looked very sad. He stared at his cup as if he were thinking. Strangely, he had been staring at his cup for about an hour. At this time, a truck driver who has always been naughty came to the man and grabbed the glass in front of him without saying a word. I just played a joke on you. Let me buy you a drink. I really can't stand seeing a man cry? .

At this time, the man said helplessly, you don't know what's wrong with me. Today is the worst day of my life. In the morning, because I was late for work, my boss got angry and fired me, so I was fired. When I packed my bags and drove home downstairs, I found that my car had been stolen by someone else. I want my car back. The police said there was nothing I could do. Then I called a taxi and went home. Only then did I realize that I had left my watch and mobile phone in the taxi. When I got home, I found my wife cheating. I'd better come to this bar. Just when I was thinking about whether to poison the wine, say goodbye to the world and end the pain, you appeared and drank my wine. ?

This story is full of ups and downs, which makes many people laugh after reading it.

Humor paragraph 2: My parents shared the second paragraph for my girlfriend to find a boyfriend, tinker teacher. After reading it, people laughed until their stomachaches, as follows:

My parents love my girlfriend more and more, care about her very much, regard her as their own daughter, and now my parents are looking for a suitable boyfriend for her. ?

Although this joke is not long, it made many people laugh after reading it.

Humor paragraph 3: Grandma's peanuts An old grandmother always likes to bring a big bag of peanuts to the bus driver every day. At first, the bus driver thanked her, but after eating peanuts for a week, the bus driver told her. Dear grandma, don't bring me any more peanuts. Help yourself. ? Then grandma said:? You know, I have no teeth. I prefer to lick the chocolate on the surface of peanuts? .

We can already guess the expression of the bus driver after listening to the grandmother's words. This joke really makes people laugh after reading it.

So, do you think these three paragraphs shared by the craftsman teacher are funny? Welcome everyone to leave a message for discussion!

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