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There were many jokes at the wedding, and my father-in-law drank too much and sang. Who are the wonderful parents at the party?

Once I attended a banquet, nobody cared. Only one person called to say that his son had gone to college and invited everyone to his house for dinner. He invited ten tables. I went there and asked, "What university did his son go to?" I didn't expect her to tell me that her son had not been admitted to the university and was trying to take it, which puzzled me. He hasn't been admitted to the university yet, so why invite people to dinner?

Once a person has no money, any wonderful reason can be used. Once, I went to a children's round lock celebration. The child was only seven years old at that time, and he had already started to lock. At that time, his mother whispered that it was because their family wanted to buy a house, but they didn't have any money yet, so they had to raise some money for themselves in this way. I think this is amazing. You can earn your own money if you have no money. Why lie to others?

I think the most amazing thing is the kind of person I am going to talk about next. People in this family are going to marry their daughters, so they invited my mother to dinner. Some time ago, she was very enthusiastic. She calls five times a day to urge her, and she won't be at ease until she confirms that you will come to the party. She also greeted you warmly at dinner, but whenever the banquet ended, she hacked your WeChat and deleted your contact information. No matter how you contact her, she will ignore you.

Sometimes it's really weird. Why are there such people? I seem to have met all kinds of people in society. I was exposed to too many things I didn't want to see when I was still at school. I can't imagine who will be by my side in the future.