Tiger's dirty jokes

Son: "mom, mom, I don't want to go to school!" " "

Mom: "Why, son?"

Son: "Our teacher is so ignorant that I can't learn anything from him!" " "

Mom: "Is your teacher very ignorant?"

Son: "of course, there are words to describe walking, such as running out, going out, jumping out, but every time I answer a question, the teacher always tells me to get out." Obviously, the words are improper! "

Our class, like Shu in the Three Kingdoms period, also has five tiger generals:

Guan Yu, nicknamed Wu Sheng, was particularly good at fighting. He beat all invincible students in his class, was punished by his teacher five times and interviewed his parents six times. He was called "going through five customs and killing six generals".

Zhang Fei, nicknamed Dirty Fly, is five big and three thick, and his whole body is dark. It's not that his skin is black, but that he hasn't taken a bath for a long time and his whole body is gray.

Zhao Yun, nicknamed Purple Deaf, is a soft egg. He is often beaten black and blue, and his ears are still deaf.

Ma Chao, nicknamed Ma Chao, can copy homework without other abilities.

Huang Zhong, nicknamed sharpshooter, once threw himself in the toilet and actually hit the ceiling, hence the name.