Little jokes to relieve work stress

Little Jokes to Relieve Work Stress

Generally speaking, the easiest thing to break down people’s health in life is the pressure from work, because the work is not done well. , many people's emotions have always been in a negative state, and how to relieve the pressure from work has become the issue that people are most concerned about. The following are some short jokes I compiled to relieve work stress. Welcome to read them.

A little joke to relieve work stress 1

1. A boy went to the water room to fetch water and accidentally burned his hand with the water. It hurt. But looking at so many girls around me, I had to endure it for the sake of grace. At this time, a beautiful girl asked: "Does it hurt?" The boy quickly said: "It's okay." He was very moved. At this time, the girl said to the friend behind her: "It seems that the water is not boiling this time!"

2. One day, Xiaoxing took his donkey to the market. On the way, he met a friend of his who was driving by and asked him to come up and give him a ride. The car drove off, followed by his donkey. The car accelerated, and his donkey was still following closely behind. His friend looked back and said, "I'm really worried about your donkey. Its tongue is sticking out." Xiaoxing said, "Oh, where did it spit out?" Tongue?" The friend replied: "Left tongue." Xiaoxing said urgently: "Hurry up and speed up, it will overtake."

3. Our county's largest supermarket "Jubaolong" is about to open. . The leaflets were distributed overwhelmingly. The flyer said: Eggs cost 3.0 yuan per pound. You know, the price of eggs at that time was 3.3 yuan. By comparison, it was still cheaper in the supermarket. People came in droves on opening day. Some came on foot; some came on bicycles; some came by car; and some took several trips just to buy eggs.

4. If there were other goals, it would be a disaster for those who took several train rides to buy eggs. I was hoping to get some bargains, but in the end I realized that eggs are 3.0 yuan per pound, but there are restrictions! Each person can buy up to five pounds. For five kilograms of eggs, the total price difference is only 1.5 yuan. Not to mention how much it costs to take a taxi, just waiting in a long queue for two hours to buy only five kilograms of eggs is enough to make people angry. People shouted that they were fooled!

5. A: "That year I was at home on vacation, and suddenly a fish seller came. When he saw me, he said, 'Your father said that he won't be able to come back from work, so he asked you to buy some fish.' I believed him and asked him how many fish he wanted me to buy. He was very cruel and said, "I don't have that much money." I was waiting for my father to come back and ask for credit. But when he came back, he said, "When did I say I bought fish?" B: "Don't mention it." It was so bad! That year, a scrap collector came to me. He pointed at the heating stove in the yard and said, "Your father asked you to sell the heating stove." How much did he give? He said 'two yuan'. I believed him. Later, when Dad came back, I found out that Dad had just bought it for a few hundred yuan."

6. John. Wearing shorts and shorts, we are excitedly playing on the streets of China. Suddenly, a little boy about 5 or 6 years old next to him suddenly grabbed the corner of his clothes, pointed at his hairy legs, and said patiently: "Brother, the weather is so hot, why are you still wearing woolen pants on the street? ! ”

7. One day, a friend asked Xiao Jun: “Why does your dog’s tail not wag from side to side, but up and down?” Xiao Jun replied: “This is entirely caused by environmental factors. "My house is too narrow."

8. A and B made a bet. A said: "I can push something to the entrance of the alley with a wheelbarrow, but you can't." So the two made a bet. bet. Finding a unicycle, A said to B: "Please get in the car!"

9. A tourist lost his way in the virgin forest. After walking for three days, he met a person. He was so excited. Said: "Thank God, it has been three days, and I finally met you." "What's so happy about this.

"The man said, "I've been gone for 10 days and I still haven't walked out! "

10. One day, Ah Shui went to a certain company to apply for a job. The recruiter asked: "What job do you want to do? Ah Shui said: "I want to join the board of directors." The recruiter asked in surprise: "What?" Are you crazy? Ah Shui asked in confusion: "Is being crazy a necessary condition for joining the board of directors?" "

11. An editor said to the proofreader: "Do you know the importance of this job? The proofreader replied: "I know that if you make a mistake, I will be responsible." ”

12. “I can’t bear it anymore. Why is this house always leaking?” "A tenant said to the landlord. "It's really interesting. You only pay so much room fee, but you still want to leak beer every day! "The landlord replied impatiently. Little Jokes to Relieve Work Stress 2

1. Question: Mom, why do snails look cute, but slugs are disgusting?

Answer: This is probably the difference between having a house and not having a house...

Question: Mom, why are wasps annoying, but pearls are likeable?

Answer: My child, this is Is it the difference between living in a tube building and living in a detached house...

2. The Gate of Heaven is broken, and God wants to invite tenders to rebuild it.

The Indians said: It will be done for 3,000 yuan. The reason is. The material cost is 1,000 yuan, the labor cost is 1,000 yuan, and I earn 1,000 yuan.

A German said: It costs 6,000 yuan, the material cost is 2,000 yuan, and the labor cost is 2,000 yuan, and I earn 2,000 yuan.

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Finally, the Chinese said calmly: This one costs 9,000 yuan, 3,000 yuan for you, 3,000 yuan for me, and the remaining 3,000 yuan for the Indian.

God was amazed. Okay. I’ll do it for you!

3. When the two sessions revised the new Marriage Law, the typist accidentally typed the word “monogamous” into “monogamous”.

During the deliberation of the National People’s Congress, it was generally reflected: It’s good to change this article and keep pace with the times!

Representative A: It’s good, but I’m afraid the supply of goods won’t be guaranteed;

Representative B: It’s good, but it’s just too late. Few;

Female representative: It’s good, but I’m afraid that male compatriots can’t bear it;

Representative of the legal profession: It’s good, but it’s hard to find the father of the child!

4. The female leader returned home at night and was suddenly put in the car by two men.

One man threatened: "Be honest, you are a pervert." "

The female leader heard this and laughed and scolded: "Damn it, such a happy and joyful thing makes me so nervous and scared to death. I thought I was being cheated!"

5 , Xiao Wang works in the human resources department on the 10th floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor.

Today, classmate Xiao Wang called the human resources department to ask him: "Is Xiao Wang here?"

The colleague who answered the phone said: "Xiao Wang is no longer in the human resources department. "

Classmate Xiao Wang: "Ah!?, when did it happen? Why didn't I know? I haven't had time to send him off yet?" "It doesn't matter, you can go find him below";