What song do you recommend for entertaining two people to tell jokes?

Today, at the construction site, I watched the foreman's son swaggering up to me and reaching out: "Dad! I have no money to eat, give me some money! " I immediately shouted, "Uncle Wang just gave you money yesterday, and you used it up so quickly? See you are just like me! " At this time, the son immediately ran to Lao Wang's side: "Uncle Wang, my father bullied me. Don't give me money for dinner. " Lao Wang gave his son a red ticket without saying anything. I saved another wisdom.