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The lines of the cross talk "My Dad"
I'm also a crosstalk performer.
Our family lives at Huaihai North Road 174.
Our family lives at Huaihai South Road 175.
Our family lives on the third floor.
Our family lives on the fourth floor.
Three generations of our family live together.
There are four rooms under one roof in our house.
A: My dad is an old revolutionary!
B: My father is old enough!
A: My father joined the army on 1937.
B: My father joined the army in three or six years.
A: My father participated in the Huaihai Campaign.
My father also fought a big battle there.
A: My father has made meritorious military service.
My father was decorated.
A: My father is a platoon leader.
A: My father is in the Seventh Column of China People's Liberation Army.
My father is ... the head of the Kuomintang.
A: Oh ... Long time no see. Is your father a soldier?
B: Oh ... for a long time, your father was in the army!
Now I understand.
Now I understand more.
My father is a good man.
My father is a bad man ... whose father is a bad man?
A: You said it yourself.
Extended data:
Crosstalk "My Dad" cast:
1, Liu Wei
Liu Wei, born in Tianjin from 65438 to 0959, is a crosstalk performer and a national first-class actor.
Middle-aged crosstalk performer of China Radio and Rap Troupe, national first-class actor.
Wei Liu loved the performing arts of crosstalk since childhood. /kloc-studied under crosstalk artist Ma Ji at the age of 0/6. His performance is lively and smooth, with clear voice and sweet singing, which represents the characteristics of young people and gives people a vigorous infection.
Wei Liu has won many awards in the cross talk competition and participated in CCTV's Spring Festival Gala several times in succession, including Talking about the Tiger in the Year of the Tiger, New Two-part Allegory, Visiting the Shanzhai and so on. Deeply loved by the audience.
He has performed in Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia, Japan and other places with the delegation. He also played a major role in the films Breaking Love with Laughter and Zhao Million's Fantasy, and was the guest host of various parties for many times. He is a mature middle-aged crosstalk performer.
2. Hanlan City
Han Lancheng, a native of Xuzhou, Jiangsu Province, was born in 1949. He worked in a machinery factory and later served as a teacher in Xuzhou Culture and Art School. In the late 1980s, he studied under Ma Ji and was the ninth apprentice of Ma Ji. Later, he served as a consultant and host in Qu Yuan's Zatan, and his cross talk "My Dad" was performed by many actors.
In Qu Yuan's Zatan, he planned many new programs, such as smart audience sitting, studying art in Lausanne, donkey boy, Xinjiang sister Muhammad and so on.
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