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One day, there was an argument between noodles and steamed stuffed bun, and the two sides fought. The steamed stuffed bun was beaten out of the water by noodles, so when he left, he left a message for noodles: "Don't go if you are brave, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson!" Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. Looking for noodles, I met instant noodles on the way. Meat buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and beat them. After the instant noodles were beaten, I asked why the meat bag beat him. The meat bag replied, "Noodles, don't think that I won't recognize you if I burn my hair! ! "

It is said that the last time the meat steamed stuffed bun was beaten by the face, it was still in a bad mood, so I found bags such as steamed stuffed bun, vegetable steamed stuffed bun, fried bun and soup bag to eat hot pot to remove mold. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Flammulina velutipes lying around, leaving a sentence: "Don't think I can't recognize you if you wear a hat!"

It is said that after the instant noodles were hit by the sea, I felt very uncomfortable. So together with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and zhajiang noodles, we are going to settle accounts with meat buns. I didn't expect to meet steamed buns on the road. I looked at the instant noodles carefully for a while and said, "Brothers, let's go!" " "Instant noodles are more flat. After the steamed bread was flattened, the noodle man walked away. Later, someone asked the instant noodles, "You were so flat just now. Why didn't we know that you hated him so much? "Instant noodles said," I wanted to flatten the meat buns, but I didn't expect him to be cute today. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. " .。 . 。"

It is said that steamed buns were extremely unhappy when they were beaten by the sea. They took meat buns, bean paste buns, jiaozi, a close relative, and moon cakes, but they met Zhajiang noodles on the way. Everyone rushed up and beat Zhajiang noodles to death. On the way back, everyone asked steamed buns, "Do you really hate noodles that much? It has no death or disability. " Steamed buns said, "I just want to hit him a few times. Who knows that he is covered in shit and thinks I dare not hit him. What a beautiful idea! "This cowardly little man set my heart on fire, and I lost control as soon as I resisted. . . . . "

It is said that the more you think about steamed buns, the angrier you get. Once again, I went to find steamed buns with everyone, but I didn't expect to fall on the road and meet the cut steamed buns. "Wow" instant noodles roared and took the lead in beating them flat, which made everyone feel a little miserable. Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me back my hair. . . . . "

They all say that the more they think about it, the more unwilling they are. I was beaten for no reason and found a bunch of steamed bread to make instant noodles. As a result, I saw the scientific side on the road and was afraid to hide quickly. Because Science is wearing bulletproof vests, steamed buns dare not provoke them. I met a silver coil in the escape scene, so I took this noodle as a hostage. After returning home, I was about to put the silver coil on the stove to torture him. As a result, Bao's boss always said, "That's not noodles, he's our undercover!" "

Speaking of the noodle clan and the steamed stuffed bun clan, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances, and they don't like to fight often. One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw a person with barbecued pork buns. When enemies met, they were particularly jealous. They remembered the grievances of people who had met before, and without saying anything, they gave the barbecued pork buns a good beating. Shouted: "Give me a good beating, don't let him go just because he vomited blood!" " The poor barbecued pork bun went to the meat bun for help, covered in blood. In a rage, the meat steamed stuffed bun went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake, and the situation was explosive. Passers-by fled, only to see French fries wandering leisurely in the street. Without saying anything, a group of people slapped the French fries, but the meat buns were still angry, mended their feet and said, "How dare you wear them?" I owe you one foot! Keep calling me. "

After saying that the meatballs were flat, the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I felt. I looked for the theory of tribute pills, fish balls and four-happiness meetings of the noodle family. When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I beat him half to death indiscriminately and left him in front of the noodle family cottage. The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door and saw Daoxiao Noodles lying dying at the door. He quickly rescued him and asked, "Who did it?" Daoxiaomian said with a Shandong accent, "Damn, Maruko has gone too far. I have nothing against them and beat me like this. " Hearing this, Lamian Noodles sighed with emotion: "It's over. What my predecessors were worried about finally happened. " Daoxiaomian said curiously, "What's the matter?" Lamian Noodles said nervously: "The era of tripartite confrontation between the three countries has finally arrived."

In other words, after several disputes, Bao and Mian have reached a state of being flat as soon as they meet. One day, a group of people went to Danshui to play with noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salted pasta. Far away, they saw the crab sticks by the Danshui River and enjoyed the scenery leisurely. A group of people didn't say much, but rushed forward and were beaten, beating their heads off and saying, "How dare you come to see the scenery in such an ugly kraft paper bag?" Fight! The Bao family heard this and came to save them. "。 When they arrived, they saw the crab stick lying on the ground. Bao's family looked at it and hit it again and again. They grabbed the hair of the crab stick and shouted, "You damn liar, you seize the evidence for me!" "

After saying that the meatballs were flat, the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I felt. I looked for the theory of tribute pills, fish balls and four-happiness meetings of the noodle family. When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I beat him half to death indiscriminately and left him in front of the noodle family cottage. The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door and saw Daoxiao Noodles lying dying at the door. He quickly rescued him and asked, "Who did it?" Daoxiaomian said with a Shandong accent, "Damn, Maruko has gone too far. I have nothing against them and beat me like this. " Hearing this, Lamian Noodles sighed with emotion: "It's over. What my predecessors were worried about finally happened. " Daoxiaomian said curiously, "What's the matter?" Lamian Noodles said nervously: "The era of tripartite confrontation between the three countries has finally arrived."