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Tell me about those wonderful monarchs in the Spring and Autumn Period.

The ultimate political ideal of ancient literati is to be a monarch, Yao and Shun, but when we look at historical records, we will find that a real monarch is much more difficult than a giant panda, and there are many wonderful monarchs in history, which makes people stunned. Let's meet some wonderful monarchs in the Spring and Autumn Period.

In 702 BC, ten years later, something happened in Yuzhou. Yu Guojun's younger brother Yu Shu drove his younger brother Yugong out of the country. The reason is actually very simple, that is, the foolish old man is too greedy. Arguably, the king of a country is the wealth of a country, which should not be, but Yu Gong is an exception.

He learned from others that his brother had a beautiful jade, so he asked him again and again. A gentleman doesn't steal people's love, which shows that Yugong is not a gentleman at all. Uncle Yu didn't make any contribution and soon began to regret it. He muttered to himself, "As the old saying goes, people are innocent, but they deserve it." What's the use of this jade? Is it used to make trouble? "So despite my reluctance, I gave this jade to Yu Gong.

After a while, Yugong heard that his brother had a sword and thought, I want this sword! So he asked Uncle Yu for a sword. Uncle Yu patted his thigh and said, "Shit, this is called insatiable greed. In the long run, he will never be satisfied. If you can't satisfy it, you will get me into trouble one day. Simply put, don't stop until you sit down, and sprinkle oil when you pull down the gourd. " So Shu Yu called the army to attack, and the rebels fled in haste.

Nowadays, more and more people like to keep pets. In fact, this is a good thing, indicating that people's quality of life has improved, and keeping pets also reflects people's love. But there is a limit to everything. Keeping pets should not disturb people. On the sidewalk of my residential area, you can find dog droppings every few steps, which are left by residents walking their dogs. This feeling is very bad.

In the Spring and Autumn Period, Wei Yigong liked pets. His pet is different from ordinary people. Others have dogs, cats and fish. He likes to keep a slender and flying animal-crane.

Wei Yigong's palaces are full of cranes, and when they are not enough, they expand and occupy people's land. He also made cranes into different grades according to their quality and posture, and enjoyed corresponding salaries. When traveling in Wei Yigong, this group of cranes were divided into ranks and attendants, each according to the first rank, and they were put in gorgeous cars.

In 660 BC, Zhai attacked Wei and led the army to resist, but the army was demoralized and alienated. Ministers said, "Your Majesty likes cranes, so send cranes to fight against Zhai people!" So the Zhai people invaded the country and killed Wei Yigong.

Qi Xianggong's nickname is Pearl. This guy's view of love is different from others. He fell in love with his sister Wen Jiang. Their father is Qi Xigong. Is a mother's historical record not explained? This Wenjiang is not an ordinary girl. Originally, the duke intended to betroth her to Zheng's son, but she was rejected. Later, Qi Huangong Xi married her daughter to Lu Huangong Jiyun of Lu.

In 694 BC, he was going to take his wife abroad to visit Qi. Doctor Shen Hao advised her, "It is not convenient for a woman to run around when she has a husband's family. Very unsafe. " The implication is that your wife is restless and might as well stay at home. Lu Huangong is very disapproving: Mama of, marrying a good daughter-in-law is a show! Who knew my wife was so beautiful without showing off?

So he took his wife abroad, ate hot pot and sang to Qi. As soon as Wenjiang returned to her mother's house, she returned to the sea like a dragon and rekindled her old love with Qi Xianggong.

How can paper catch fire? A Zhan Qing cuckold husband was put on Lu Huangong's head, which was embarrassing. Lu Huangong can't grasp the real evidence at the moment, so he can only allude to Wen Jiang and even suspect that his son JiTong is not his own. Wen Jiang heard a dangerous signal from Lu Huangong's words, so he secretly leaked the news to Qi Xianggong.

Qi Xianggong thought of a plan and gave a banquet for Lu Huangong. After dinner, Qi Xianggong sent strongman Peng Sheng to help Lu Huangong board the bus. Hercules aimed at Huan Gong's ribs and bent hard, but he heard a click, and Huan Gong did not move. When he returned to Lu Huangong's residence, his men opened the car curtains and found that Lu Huangong had been dead for a long time.

Later, although he was forced to be executed under the strong condemnation of Lu, he met Wen Jiang at the first opportunity and did not avoid it until he was killed in Sun's ignorance.