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How many times did the pig peek at the spider essence taking a bath?
Sanzang bid farewell to the King of Zhu Ziguo, reorganized the pommel horse and headed west. How many mountains and plains have you walked through, and you have experienced endless waterways. Autumn and winter have gone, and spring is beautiful. The disciples were walking along the road enjoying the scenery when they saw a buddhist nun and Sanzang dismounted and stood beside the road. "Master," Monkey said, "this road is open and innocent. Why not go? " Pig said, "Brother, you are so ungrateful! Master is sleepy sitting on a horse, let him come down and turn off the wind. " "It's not the wind," Sanzang said. . "I think there is a family there and I want to make some vegetarian dishes myself." Monkey said with a smile, "Look at what Master said. If you want to eat fast, I'll change myself. As the saying goes, once a teacher, always a father. Is there any reason why disciples should sit in high positions and the teacher's father should go to Ramadan? " "That's not what I meant," Sanzang said. . It's endless on weekdays. If you don't go, don't go, don't go far, don't go near. People will arrive soon today. You can call Ying and let me go to one. "Master doesn't advocate it," Pig said. As the saying goes, if three people go out, the small one will suffer. You are the father, and we are all disciples. As the old saying goes, I will do my duty and wait for my old pig. " "Disciple," Sanzang said, "the mysterious weather today is different from the stormy weather. At that time, you must have stayed away. I can go back to walking when I leave this family. " Friar Sand said with a smile, "Brother, don't say anything. This is the nature of the master, you don't have to disobey. If you are bored, turn around and he won't eat. " Pig took out the alms bowl and changed his coat and hat with him. Pull it away until you see it at the end of the village. It's not bad to stay in the field, but look-I know.
The stone bridge is towering and the ancient trees are neat. The stone bridge is towering, and the flowing water meets the long flow; The old trees are blooming and the birds are singing in the distance. There are several rafter huts on the other side of the bridge, which are clear and elegant. There is also an awning window that clearly understands the concept of deception. Suddenly I saw four beautiful women in front of the window, all of whom were female reds. owner
Seeing that there are no men in the house, there are only four women in the elders, and they dare not go in. He stood still and flashed under Qiao Lin, only to see women, one by one-Gu.
The heart is as strong as stone, and the nature is as happy as spring. The charming face is lined with rosy clouds, and the red lips are even. room
A moth's eyebrows are small, but a cicada's temples are new. If you stand among the flowers, you will be mistaken. owner
It stopped for half an hour, and there was silence, and the chickens and dogs were silent. I thought to myself, "If I don't have the ability to cook a vegetarian meal, I will also make my disciples laugh at me. Those who dare to teach can't make vegetarian meals. How can disciples go to worship Buddha? " There is nothing the elder can do. He made a mistake. He hurried to the bridge and took a few more steps. He saw a wooden pavilion in the hut. There were three women kicking balloons under the pavilion. You see, those three women are different from those four, but they know.
Fluttering green sleeves and fluttering skirts. Flying green sleeves, low cage jade bamboo shoots; Shake and drag the skirt, the golden lotus is half exposed. Description of body posture is very complete, there are thousands of kinds of moving and static heels. There were high and low arguments, and Zhang Fan made a real and open voice. Turn around and kick a flower out of the wall and turn it back into a bigger sea. Gently pick up a lump of mud and turn right alone. The pearls on the Buddha's head are really sharp. Narrow bricks are easy to get, and lying fish will bend their feet. Bend your knees and squat, twist your top and tilt your heels. The stool can be loud and the shawl is loose. If you twist your crotch, the lock will swing with you. Come back from kicking the Yellow River and buy it at Goldfish Beach. That one was mistaken for the boss, and this one went round and round. Finally, I clung to Chen and went to be Zhou's minion. Pick up the miserable straw sandals and insert them backwards. To say the least, wearing shoulder makeup is only bad for the hook. Grab the door when the basket is long. When the kick hit the beauty's heart, the girls cheered together. Sweaty and greasy, the lazy side is called the sea. know
Words are endless, as evidenced by poems. The poem says: ancient
It was March day on the spot, and the fairy wind blew Su Chanjuan. Sweat stained with powder and dew, dust stained with moths, eyebrows and willows with smoke. room
Jade bamboo shoots are hung low on the green sleeves, and dew lotus is pulled obliquely on the skirt. After kicking a few times, I felt weak, the clouds were fluffy, and the bun was partial. owner
After watching it for a long time, Sanzang had to walk to the bridge and call, "Bodhisattva, I'll give you food." Hearing this, the women threw away the needles, needles and balloons with joy and walked over to the door. "Elder, I'm late. I never dare to stand in the way and ask a monk again. Please sit inside. " Hearing this, Sanzang said to himself, "Good, good! The west is a Buddhist country! Women also pay attention to fasting, and men are not sincere to Buddha? " The elder asked and followed his daughters into the hut. Look at that wooden pavilion, ah! It turns out that there is no room corridor, only that-ancient.
Luan's head is towering, and the ground pulse is long. Luantou towering clouds, long veins, leading to Haiyue. The door is near the stone bridge, with nine bends and nine bays flowing water; Peach and plum are planted in the garden, and a thousand flowers compete. Three or five trees are hung on vines, and thousands of flowers are scattered in the garden. From a distance, the abode of fairies and immortals deceives Pengdao, and from a distance, the mountains overwhelm Taihua. That's demon fairy's hiding place. He has no neighbors to start a family alone. know
A woman stepped forward, pushed open two stone doors and invited Tang Priest to sit in. The elders have to go in. When he suddenly looked up, all the stone tables and benches were set, and the air was cold. The old man was frightened and thought, "This place is not good at all." "Sit down, Elder," all the women said happily. The elderly had no choice but to sit down, so time was running out and a ban was suddenly imposed. The women asked, "Is that elder He Baoshan? What fate? Or build bridges and roads, temples and pagodas, or the Fo Yin Sutra? Please come out and have a look. " The elder said, "I'm not a beggar or a monk." The woman said, "What are you doing here?" The elder said, "I was sent by the Tang Dynasty in the East to Lei Yin in the West to learn the scriptures. When I'm at home, I'm hungry, so I built a tan house to raise money for fasting, and the poor monk will do. " The women said, "OK, OK, OK! As the saying goes, monks in the distance recite scriptures. Girls! Don't neglect, and do a fast quickly. " archaic
At this time, there were three women with them, talking about some karma. Four people went to the kitchen to pull up their sleeves and make a fire to wash the pot. What did you say he arranged? It turned out that human oil was fried, human flesh was tortured, black paste was boiled into gluten, and human brain was fried into tofu. Two plates were placed on the stone table and said to the elder, "Please, I'm not in a hurry to prepare the meal. I just want to eat something to fill my stomach and eat it later." The elder smelled it, and when he saw the fishy smell, he dared not speak. He leaned down and folded his hands and said, "Bodhisattva, I am a poor monk." The women smiled and said, "Senior, this is the plain." The elder said, "Amitabha! If it is such a vegetarian diet, I don't want to see the Buddha and learn from it after eating it. " The women said, "Elder, as a monk, you should never choose a person to give alms." "How dare you?" The elder said. I, a monk, have come all the way on orders from the Tang Dynasty. I was born harmless and saved myself when I saw suffering. When I met the grain, I touched my mouth and covered myself with silk thread. How dare I choose the Lord to give alms! "The women said with a smile," Although the elders don't pick people to give alms, all the people who come to the door are strangers. Don't be rude. Have some. ""I really dare not eat, "said the old man." I'm afraid I'll break the rules. I hope the Bodhisattva can keep fit and leave me alone. "The elders are struggling to leave, and the women are blocking the door and refuse to let go." Door-to-door business is not easy! "They all said. You fart, but you cover your hand. Where are you going? "Each of them knows some martial arts, and their hands and feet are alive. He grabbed the elders, stole them and threw them on the ground. Everybody hold down, tie the rope and hang the beam high. This crane has a name, which is called "the immortal leads the way". It turned out to be a hand forward, pulling the wire up; Tie one hand to your waist, lift the rope, and lift a rope back with your feet. Three ropes hung the old man on the beam, but his back was up and his abdomen was down. The elder endured the pain with tears in his eyes and said to himself, "I am a monk, so miserable!" " Just say it's a good family's meal. I don't know if it's a fire pit! Apprentice! Come and help me, I will meet again, but in two hours, I will die! Although the elder was distressed, he still looked at the two women. "。 The women hung him up and took off their clothes. The old man was frightened and thought, "this dress will hurt my feelings, or it will hurt my feelings." "It turned out that those women only unbuttoned their upper bodies, revealing their bellies, and showed their magical powers: a silk rope as thick as a duck's egg and full of bones appeared at the waist and eyes, and jade flies and silver moves, but now they keep it a secret from the Zhuangmen. owner
Monkey, Pig and Friar Sand are all by the road. They all put their horses aside and looked at the goods, but the monkey was a naughty boy. He jumped down from the tree, climbed onto the branches, picked leaves and looked for fruits. Suddenly, he turned around and saw a light. He jumped down from the tree in panic and shouted, "No, no! The master has a low fate! " Monkey pointed his finger and said, "What do you think of that manor?" When Pig and Friar Sand watched it together, it was as bright as snow, as bright as silver and as light as silver. Pig said, "That's all, that's all! Master met the devil! Let's go and save him! " "Don't shout, my dear brother," Monkey said. "You can't see why. Wait for me. " Friar Sand said, "Brother, be careful." "I have my own place," Monkey said. . The Great Sage wore a tiger skin skirt, pulled out a golden hoop, dragged his feet and ran to the front in three or two steps. He saw that the silk rope was wrapped around hundreds of layers, but it looked like warp and weft. He pressed it with his hand, and it was sticky. Monkey didn't even know what it was, so he immediately raised his stick and said, "This stick has tens of thousands of layers, not to mention thousands. Also interrupted! " Just as he was about to hit, he stopped and said, "If it is difficult, you can interrupt. If it's soft, it's just a plaque. If you surprise him and haunt me, it will be ugly. Call me again when I ask him. " Who did you ask him? Is to twist a tactic, say a spell, and arrest an old man in the temple like a millstone. The landlady said, "What's the matter with you, old man? The good thing is that the sheep are angry! " Lu Dao: "You don't know, you don't know! A monkey king came, and I didn't meet him, so I was detained there. " The old woman said, "You can go and see him, but how can you walk around here?" "If you go to see him," said the land, "if his stick is heavy, he will hit you anyway!" The old woman said, "He sees that you are so old. Where did he hit you?" The land said, "He has been delicious all his life and has no money to drink, but he beats the old man." The couple talked for a while, but they had no choice but to go out. They knelt on the side of the road and cried trembling, "Great Sage, kowtow to the ground." "Get up," Monkey said. . "Don't be so busy. I won't hit you. I'll leave it there. I ask you, what is this place? " "Where did the Great Sage come from?" The earth asked. "I'm from the east and the west," Monkey said. . Great tunnel: "The Great Sage came from the East." . "Is he on that mountain?" "On that mountain," Monkey said. . "Our luggage and horses are still resting on that mountain!" The land said, "That ridge is called Pansiling. There is a hole under the ridge called pansi hole. There are seven goblins in the cave. " "Demons and ghosts?" Asked the monkey. "This is a female monster," said Tudy. "How good is he?" Asked the monkey. "I don't know how good he is," Tudy said. "I only know that there is a dirty water spring in the south, three miles away. It is natural hot water. It used to be the bath of the seven fairies above. Since the goblin came to live here, it has occupied his dirty spring, and the fairy has never competed with him, so she gave it to him for no reason. I don't think fairies provoke monsters, so they must have great power. " "What's the use of this spring?" Asked the monkey. "This monster has occupied the bathroom," Tudy said. "He takes a bath three times a day. Now that time has passed, I will be dumb at noon. " Hearing this, Monkey said, "Go back to the earth and wait for me to get it." The old man in that place kowtowed and returned to the temple trembling. know
The Great Sage showed his magic power and turned into a hemp fly, nailed to the grass tip by the roadside and waited. After a while, I only heard the sound of breathing and sucking, just like eating leaves, but like the tide of the sea. When I had to drink half a cup of tea, all the silk ropes were used up, and Zhuangcun still appeared, just like at the beginning. Suddenly, Chai Fei rang, there was laughter and laughter, and seven women came out. Monkey looked closely in the dark and saw him holding hands, talking and laughing side by side, crossing the bridge. It's beautiful. But look-ancient times
Better than Yuxiang, more real as Huayu. Willow eyebrows are far away, sandalwood mouth is broken. The hairpin is stuck on the head, and the golden lotus is flashing crimson skirt. However, just as Chang 'e approaches the lower bound, the fairy falls into the dust. owner
Monkey said with a smile, "No wonder Master is coming to China. This is a universal welfare. If these seven beauties keep my master, they will die in turn without eating once or for two days. Let me hear how he calculated it. " What a great sage! With a sigh, he flew up and nailed it to the girl's bun in front. Just after crossing the bridge, the people behind shouted, "Sister, let's take a bath and steam the fat monk." Monkey chuckled, "This monster is unpredictable! Cooking also saves firewood, how can you turn to steaming! " Those women came to the south to pick flowers and grass, and soon they arrived at the bath. But I saw a door wall, which was magnificent. There were wild flowers and orchids everywhere. A woman at the back stepped forward, whistled and pushed open two doors. There is a pool of hot water in the middle. This king of water
Since it opened, there have been ten stars in the sun, and then it was opened by a mountain, killing nine birds and falling to the ground. There is only one star left in the sun, which is the true fire of the sun. There are nine soup springs in the sky and underground, all of which are popular. Jiuyang Spring is an aromatic cold spring, companion spring, hot spring, Donghe Spring, Huangshan Spring, Xiaoan Spring, Guangfen Spring and Tangquan. This spring is a dirty spring. room
There is a poem to prove it, which says: Lord
Without winter and summer, Sanqiu always pays attention to spring. The waves are boiling, and the heat wave is like soup. know
Divide the crops and stop fooling around. A drop of tears, rolling Yujin. archaic
Runyuan is not brewed, and it is clear and self-warming. Ruixiang local show is naturally naive. room
Beauty washes the ice and smoothes the muscles, washes away the dust and makes her body look brand-new. owner
This bath is about fifty feet wide, ten feet long and four feet deep, but the water is clear and thorough. The water below is like a mass of jade, with bones coming up and six or seven holes all around. It flows two or three miles away, drops into the ground, or warm water. There are three pavilions on the pool, and there is an eight-legged bench near the back wall in the pavilion. There are two clothes hangers painted gold on two hills. Monkey exulted and flew over the head of the clothes rack and nailed it to it. When the water is clear and hot, women want to take a bath, that is, take off their clothes and hang them on hangers. Go down together and be seen by Monkey Brother.
Loosen the button and untie the ribbon knot. Breast as white as silver, the county as muddy as snow. room
Elbow and arm are better than rouge, and fragrant shoulders are better than powder. The belly is soft and the back is smooth. owner
Knee and wrist half circumference, golden lotus is three inches narrow. A love affair in the middle reveals romance. know
The women all jumped into the water, jumping over the waves one by one and playing with water for their lives. "If I hit him, all I have to do is put this stick into the pool," Monkey said. It's called boiling soup and throwing mice, and it's all death. Poor, poor! If you hit him, you will kill him, but you will only lower my name. As the saying goes, men don't beat women. It is really bad for a man like me to kill these girls. Don't hit him, just give him a last resort and teach him not to move or get out of the water. How much is good. " Good Great Sage, holding a tactic and chanting a spell, turned himself into a hungry eagle, but saw: ancient.
Hair is still frost and snow, eyes like stars. Foxes lose their souls everywhere, and cunning rabbits get scared every chance they get. The steel claws are sharp-edged and fierce. Will make the old fist as the mouth, do not hesitate to fly in person. Wan Li goes up and down with the air conditioning, letting it go through the clouds to check things. know
With a whimper, he flew forward, opened his claws, carved seven clothes on the hanger, turned to the top of the hill and showed them to Friar Sand, saying, "Look." The idiot smiled and said, "Master took it from the pawnshop." Friar Sand asked, "How can I meet?" Pig said, "Didn't you see that brother robbed him of all his clothes?" Monkey put it down and said, "This is the clothes worn by goblins." "Why so many?" Pig asked. "Seven sets," Monkey said. . "How can you be so relaxed and clean?" Pig asked. "That was stripped," Monkey said. It turns out that this place is called Pansiling and that village is called Pansidong. There are seven female monsters in the cave. They took my master and hung him in the cave. They all went to Luowei Hot Springs to take a bath. That spring is a pool of hot water in heaven. He is going to take a bath and take a sauna. I followed him there and saw him undress and get into the water. I wanted to hit him, for fear of soiling the stick and degrading his reputation, so I didn't move the stick, but turned into a hungry eagle and carved it on his clothes. He was ashamed and ashamed, afraid to stand up and squat in the water. I'll get rid of the master's walk. "Brother, whatever you do, just keep your roots," Pig said with a smile. When you see the demon, why not kill him, but get to know Master! Even if he can't hide his shame now, he will definitely come out at night. He still has old clothes at home. Get dressed and come get us. Even if we are not in a hurry, he has lived here for a long time. We took the Bible and went back that way. As the saying goes, less roadside money is better than less roadside boxing. He stopped the noise at that time, but he was not the enemy. ""What do you think? " Monkey asked. Pig said, "In my opinion, killing the demon first and then liberating the master is the way to weed. "I won't hit him," Monkey said. If you want to fight, go and fight him. " know
Pig was full of energy. He lifted the nail palladium with joy and ran straight there. Suddenly, he opened the door and saw seven women crouching in the water, cursing the eagle and saying, "This beast with patchy hair! Cats gnaw at dead people's heads! Carve all our clothes and teach us how to do it! " The pig couldn't help laughing. "Bodhisattva, how about taking a bath here and taking my monk to take a bath?" When the monster saw this, he was furious and said, "You monk are so rude! We are women at home and you are monks. As the old saying goes, men and women don't sit together for seven years, so you will take a bath with us? " Pig said, "It's so hot." . "There's nothing I can do. Let me wash it. What is the burden there? We have different seats at the same table! " Unable to speak, the idiot lost his nail palladium, took off his soap ribbon and jumped into the water. The monster is very troubled. Come forward and fight together. I didn't know that the pig was familiar with water, so he became catfish essence when he got into the water. All the monsters are fishing. They can't catch him. Moved by the east, I suddenly got my hands on the west; Touch the west and suddenly dye the east; Slippery ticks only drill in the crotch. It turns out that the water is chest deep, put it on the water for a while, and then put it on the bottom. It's all down, panting and exhausted. owner
Pig jumped to his feet and showed his true colors. He put on a straight bow and insisted on nailing palladium. "Who am I?" You think I am catfish essence! When the monster saw this, he was frightened and said to Pig, "You came first as a monk and became a catfish in the water. I can't catch you, but you are dressed like this. How did you get here? "It is necessary to leave a name." Pig said, "These monsters really don't know me! I'm an apprentice of the Tang Elder who learned Buddhist scriptures in the Tang Clan of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and I'm also a marshal of Tian Peng's Wuneng Bajie. You hung my master in a hole and tried to steam him! My master is good at steaming? Reach out early and make a palladium each to teach you how to cut your roots! " Hearing this, the demons were terrified out of their wits and bowed down in the water and said, "I hope it's convenient for your Excellency!" As blind as a bat, I caught your master by mistake. Although I hung there, I never dared to add punishment or suffer losses. Please be merciful and forgive me, and I would like to post some money to send your master to the West. " Pig shook his head and said, "Don't say that! As the saying goes, I once coaxed a sugar seller, but until now I don't believe in a sweet mouth. You build a palladium and everyone goes! " The idiot kept bumping into each other and showed his tricks, but he showed pity for jade and held high palladium, regardless of good or bad, and rushed forward. The monster panicked. He doesn't care about shame, but his life is at stake. He insulted his shame with his hand and jumped out of the water. They all ran and stood in the pavilion, and came up with a way: a silk rope stretched out from the bone in the navel and built a big silk shed to cover Bajie. The idiot suddenly looked up, and before dawn, he pulled himself out and went outside, unable to lift his feet! It turns out that I put a trip rope, and there are silk ropes all over the floor. I moved my foot and my heel fell off: I turned left and knocked on my face; Go to the right, one falls headlong; I turned around and fell to the ground again; I got up and fell a vertical dragonfly. I don't know how many somersaults I fell, which made a fool feel numb and dizzy, unable to get up, and could only sleep in the ground and moan. The monsters trapped him, didn't hit him, didn't hurt him, jumped out of the door one by one, covered the skylight with silk awnings, and returned to their holes. archaic
When I got to the stone bridge, I stood down and said the spell. In an instant, I put away my silk awning, ran naked into the cave, abused it, and ran past the Tang Priest with a smile. Walking into the stone house, I took some old clothes and put them on. I went to the back door and stopped screaming. "Where are the children?" It turns out that the leprechaun has a son, but he doesn't have one. They are all his sworn adopted sons. It's called honey, ant, midge, class, midge, wax and duckling. Honey is a bee, ants are bees, midges are midges, species are hair, midges are cows, wax is wax, and dragonflies are dragonflies. It turns out that the evil spirit has made a net in the sky and caught all seven kinds of insects, but it wants to eat. As the old saying goes, birds have bird words, and animals have animal words. At that time, these insects begged for mercy and hoped to worship their mother. So they picked flowers for the monster this spring and looked for flowers to offer their filial piety in summer. Suddenly heard a call, they all came to the front and asked, "What's mom's order?" "Son," said the demons, "this morning, I made a mistake with the monk of the Tang Dynasty and was stopped by his disciples in the pool. What a pity! We almost lost our lives! If you work hard, give him a refund before going out. If you win, you can come to see me at your uncle's house. " Those monsters have fled to his brother, and their mouths are full of troubles. Look at these leeches, rubbing their hands one by one and coming out to meet the enemy. know
In a daze, Pig suddenly looked up and found nothing in the silk account. He climbed up step by step, endured the pain and found his way back. When he met Monkey, he took him by the hand and said, "Brother, is my head swollen and my face blue?" "Why are you here?" Asked the monkey. Pig said, "I was entangled in a silk rope by that fellow and tripped. I don't know how many times I fell, so my back was broken and I couldn't move an inch. " The silk tent was empty, and I came back with my life. Friar Sand said, "That's all, that's all!" ! You are in trouble! That monster must go to the cave to hurt master, and I will save him! When Monkey heard this, he shuffled away. "。 Pig rode to the front of the village, only to see seven small demons stop the stone bridge and say, "Slow down, slow down! We're here! Monkey looked at it and said, "Interesting! All clean people are villains! The length is only two feet five or six inches, less than three feet; The weight is only eight or nine pounds, less than ten pounds. " Drink: "Who are you? The monster said, "I am the son of the seventh fairy." You bully my mother and dare to hit me in ignorance! Don't go! Be careful! "What a monster! One by one, dancing and dancing, fighting the future. Eight quit to see him angry, annoyed. Seeing the bugs getting smaller and smaller, he made up his mind to make palladium. know
Seeing the fierce look of nerds, those monsters showed their true colors one by one, flew up and shouted, "Change!" " "In an instant, one becomes ten, ten becomes one hundred, one hundred becomes one thousand, and one thousand becomes ten thousand, all of which become infinite numbers. See-main
Flying around, flying dragonflies everywhere. Honey ant chased after the head, and the wasp was dazzling. know
Ban Mao bites back and forth, and the cow bites up and down. The face is long and black, and ghosts and gods are surprised. archaic
Pig panicked and said, "Brother, I told you it was easy to get it. On the Western Heaven Road, bugs bully people! " "Brother, don't be afraid," Monkey said. "Go forward and fight!" "I'm flapping my head and face," Pig said. "I've bitten more than ten layers all over my body. How can I hit it?" "Nothing, nothing," Monkey said. . I have my own way! Friar Sand said, "Brother, if there is anything you can do, do it quickly! After a while, my bald head was swollen! "The Great Sage pulled out a handful of hair, chewed it up, sprayed it out, turned yellow, numb, white, carved, fished and harried." Pig said, "Brother, what dialect are you playing, Jute? "You don't know," Monkey said, "that yellow one is an eagle. Is an eagle, white is a white eagle, the carving is carved eagle, the fish is an osprey, and the harrier is an eagle. The demon's son is seven kinds of worms, and my hair is seven kinds of eagles. "Eagles can feed on insects, one for each mouth and one for each paw. In an instant, I was exhausted and empty, and the ground was more than a foot high. room
The three brothers just crossed the bridge and went straight into the cave, only to find the teacher and father hanging there, groaning and crying. Pig stepped forward and said, "Master, come and play tricks on me. I don't know how many times I fell! " Friar Sand said, "Get rid of Master." Monkey was about to break the rope and put down the Tang Priest. They all asked, "Where are the goblins?" The Tang Priest said, "The seven monsters are all naked, so they sent their sons behind." "Brothers, follow me," Monkey said. . The three men, each armed, searched for a place in the back garden, but there was no trace. I can't find them in that peach and plum tree. "Yes, yes!" Pig said. Friar Sand said, "Don't look for him. Wait for me to help master. " When the brothers came back, they asked the Tang Priest to mount his horse and said, "Master, let's go to the next fast." The Tang Priest said, "Disciple, I will starve to death in the future, and I will never teach myself again." Pig said, "Help the master go, and when the old pig builds a house with palladium, there will be no place to live when he comes." Monkey said with a smile, "We need to build more. If you can't find firewood, cut off the roots with him. " Good idiot, found some rotten pine and broken bamboo, dried willow and withered vine, lit a fire, and everything burned cleanly. Guidance can come at any time. Hey! After all, I don't know the good or bad of that monster, and listen to the next explanation.
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