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? They all say that I am a person with a low laugh. I seem to be laughing all the time. When others tell a joke casually, they can see me smiling while covering my stomach

I want to tell a joke.

? They all say that I am a person with a low laugh. I seem to be laughing all the time. When others tell a joke casually, they can see me smiling while covering my stomach

I want to tell a joke.

? They all say that I am a person with a low laugh. I seem to be laughing all the time. When others tell a joke casually, they can see me smiling while covering my stomach.

I used to think that my jokes were really low-level, but after more and more people came into contact with me, I found that I was actually amused, largely because the other person had a strong sense of humor. Of course, my own love of laughter is also one of the reasons, but I think I don't have enough sense of humor. The jokes I tell can only make me happy, and it is difficult to make others happy.

? The first person I met who was good at telling jokes was the Tang Priest who sat behind me in high school. This is our nickname for him, and his nickname for himself is very domineering: the white-haired magic man. Every time he opens his mouth, I am overjoyed. Then, when he saw me laughing until my stomach was sour, he would solemnly say, fish, your abdominal muscles must be very developed. I couldn't stop laughing when I understood what he meant. You see, he can tell jokes easily.

? Therefore, I always thought that some people were born with funny cells, while I only had laughing cells.

? Until I met Mr. Chen, just looking at his appearance, Mr. Chen was a typical IT man in Zhangjiang, wearing glasses, plaid shirt, jeans, sneakers and carrying a big computer bag. He writes programs on the computer every day and can't say three words a day. But once Mr. Chen got drunk, showed his confidence and told me a joke about "Dragon Ball" and "Lucky Three Treasures". Since then, he has firmly occupied the first place in the list of the most interesting people in my heart.

? I have known Mr. Chen for four years. After he told me hundreds of jokes, one day, I asked him, how can you tell such a good joke? I didn't expect that the answer he gave me was completely different from what I expected. He said he was practicing! I mean, who are you kidding? You are obviously a talented cold-faced comedian.

? Then the science man told me in detail how his sense of humor was cultivated:

? For example, because I feel that I am naturally introverted and inarticulate, I am particularly afraid of chatting with unfamiliar people. You will find that if there is a joker at the dinner table, it will be easy to dissolve the embarrassing atmosphere and everyone will get familiar with it soon, so he decided to practice this skill well.

? We have all met jokes that we want to tell but can't remember. Our brains always forget happiness easily, but remember sadness. Because of this, we should pay attention to deliberate memory at ordinary times, so that he will remember the funny jokes he has seen in his heart, so that he is not afraid of no material when he speaks.

? For people who can't joke, we always simply boil down to having no sense of humor. In fact, they are very skillful in telling jokes. He said he would study where the joke was funny, how to tell it more interesting and when it was more appropriate. Every joke has been dismantled and processed by himself.

? I didn't expect him to sum up so much experience by telling a joke and teach a course. Except for the Millennium puzzle "Why is your girlfriend angry?". I'm afraid there is really no problem in this world that science and engineering men can't solve.

? We always take our lack of talent as an excuse that we can't do it, but there are really not many things to strive for talent, including telling jokes. Courage, determination, methods, deliberate practice and persistence are the magic weapons to win.

? I gradually began to pay attention to reading more jokes and telling others more. Although I still couldn't make him laugh, he said I had the potential to be a stage actor.

Finally, I want to tell a joke.

Q:

There are a group of frogs in the river, but only one frog is wearing shorts. Why?

A:

Because this is back friction.