A fictional joke

# Middle school #4 months, grab milk from him; 1 year-old, he grabbed toys from him; At the age of 5, he and himself grabbed schoolbags; 15 years old, robbing girls with him; 18 years old, he grabbed the admission notice with him; At the age of 22, he robbed him of the qualification of undercover in the underworld; At the age of 24, he got married and walked up to him with a fist in his hand. The groom smiled like a flower: "You robbed me since I was a child. Are you going to rob the bride today? " He smiled and spread out the ring in his hand: "No, I'm here to rob you."

# China # China # My best friend is my classmate in college for four years. We slept in the same room for three and a half years, ate more than 900 meals, played more than 100 basketball games and failed Band 4 three times. We fought five times, drank twice and had sex twice. He got married yesterday. I propose a toast to repay the time when he said I love you when I pretended to sleep six years ago.

# 中中中 # The man stood at the door with fruit: "Hello, Aunt, I am your son's boyfriend." "The child's father! Come out! " After that, I couldn't fall to the ground any more ... The father of the child who heard the sound stopped at the moment he saw him ... After a long time, he said, "After so many years, your taste has changed." The man smiled bitterly: "I said, I want to be your family." The child who just got up fell down again …

She met him who was lovelorn and drunk on a rainy night and fell in love with him without hesitation. She cooks for him, washes clothes and takes care of the family affairs, but he always just looks at her faintly. Finally one day, he said to her: Don't come again, I love men. She looked shocked, threw him on the bed and said, damn it! If you didn't tell me earlier, I would pretend to be a crazy woman!

I sat on the bed and looked at the man in front of me. I'm scared. I can't do it today. I have my period. The man unbuttoned his shirt, leaned down and said with a straight face, cut the crap! ... begging ... asshole! Afterwards, the man was smoking by the bed, and I lay on the pillow and said weakly, hey, tell you something, I seem to be pregnant. Male squint: Didn't you say it was a period? I froze: er ... the man cut off the cigarette butt, turned his head and said mercilessly: I won't kill you if you pretend to be a woman again!

It's time for implementation. The boy and the girl were tied to a stake, watching helplessly the blazing fire just under them. Their hands were clenched, and their hearts were sweet and scared. The dark crowd around shouted, "Burn this heterosexual dog man and woman, burn them!" " "The girl sobbed." When did this world become like this? " The boy said gloomily, "Since the mini-novel competition was held. "

# 丠丠丠丠 # A week before the wedding, the girl took his photo and found a numerologist. "I don't know how much you love the person in the photo, but after seven days, the person closest to him will die because of him. I advise you to leave him. " The numerologist said. Impossible, even if I die, I will be his bride. The girl has been confirmed. Seven days later, the wedding was held as scheduled, and in the middle of the wedding reception, the chandelier of the hotel was loose-the best man pushed the groom away.

When the child was brought to him, he knew that although he was not born for him, he had to live for him. He stood facing the sea, protecting him and the world behind him, even blocking his knife in troubled times. Everyone knows that he cares about him most, but he knows that he is the commander of the garrison. He held back his thoughts until one day the man said, I've been growing up, and I just want to be closer to you ... be my Eighth Ring Road in Tianjin.

# China # Just because this man once saved him, I stuck with him in order to repay his kindness. Tolerate his small temper and unreasonable troubles, and use his body to block disasters for him; When a man listens to gossip and drives him away, he never cries. I don't know when this feeling turned into love, perhaps because the man stayed up all night sewing new clothes for him, or because of his kind personality. But I still love men and call myself Wukong.

# 両両両両両両 # Cell phone shock, there is new news "Brother, I have decided to confess! Pray for me! " He replied coldly, "Oh. Then you come. " "I hesitated outside that guy's door for a long time, afraid to knock." "Got the nerve to knock at the door! Buddies support you! " "Do you think that guy will agree?" "How should I know. I have already flashed in advance. " He threw away his mobile phone, and his heart ached a little. The mobile phone vibrates again. That's the phone "please open the door, I still dare not knock."

He met a charming and rich woman and was fascinated by her. He quit his job, betrayed his fiancee and eloped with this woman. On the plane, the woman asked him, do you still remember the girl with buck teeth that you humiliated in middle school? He zheng, in front of the woman more see more feel familiar. Is that you? He asked. The woman shook her head and sneered. Thanks to you, she committed suicide after graduating from high school. He's scared, so you're scared ... The woman smiles insidiously, and I'm her brother.

She married him and became the happiest bride! He used to be a member of an idol group and had a good teammate. She is always upset and insinuating. He couldn't bear it, so he asked her what was wrong. She cried and said that because you are too ambiguous, he smiled and said that we are really just buddies, nothing else. She cried even more when she heard this. He asked why, and she said, I cooked you two a long love meal before I met you!