Who has a hilarious joke?

1. When I saw a match on the road and itched my head because of too much dandruff, I cut it off

I burned the old shell match

I picked it and bandaged it. , and it turns into a cotton swab!

2. An egg is drinking tea

While drinking it

it turns into a tea egg

3. The little penguin asked his grandma one day

Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?

Yes, of course you are a penguin.

The little penguin asked his father again,

Dad, daddy, am I a penguin?

Yes, you are a penguin, what’s wrong?

But, why do I feel so cold?

4. There was a person named Xiaocai, and one day Xiaocai went to eat with his friends

A person ordered a small dish, and then the dish was picked up and left

5. Miss Shit was walking on the road. When she got there, she said, "It stinks"

6. One day, Ice Cream said to another Ice Cream: "I'm so cold. Let's go to the hot springs." !

7. On a hot summer day, two bananas walked together, one behind the other

But the banana in front felt too hot and pulled off its clothes

As a result, the banana slipped and fell when I strangled it.

8. One day, the little fly followed the mother fly to eat shit. The little fly asked her mother why we were eating shit. The mother scolded the little fly. Fly, you baby, don't say such disgusting things when eating

9. One day, a rice ball was walking on the street. As it walked and walked, it sweated and turned into porridge.

10. ⒈A piece of bread.

They were all on the road

Hungry

Then they ate themselves

11. Downstairs in a mental hospital, there was always an old woman squatting there holding an umbrella. Finally one day, a nurse asked her what she was doing, and the old woman said solemnly

Shh, I am a nurse. Mushroom