Jokes with homophones

Jokes with homophones

One: Nephew lighting lanterns - as usual (uncle)

Two: Confucius moves house - all losses (book)

Three: Cutting off the sword in the cesspool - Wen (wen) can't do it, and martial arts (dance) can't do it either

Four: Burning the flagpole: There is a long line of charcoal (sigh)

Five: Burning the flagpole - long charcoal (sigh, that is, enjoyment)

More:

1. A county magistrate with a heavy accent arrives Report in the village: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Pickles are not good, pickles are too expensive!!" (Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! It's hard to talk, there is a meeting now!!) < /p>

2. The coach said: "The first class kills the chickens, the second class steals the eggs, I will make porridge for you." (The first class shoots, the second class drops bombs, I will show you.)

3. There was a leader in a certain unit who loved to drink. He drank too much at a public banquet and fell to the ground drunk on the spot. One person gave a eulogy and said: "You are a great person with a stomach that has been tested for a long time by alcohol. You were originally full of vigor, and you have experienced a long-term battle with alcohol, and you also participated in the defense of a full stomach. Fighting, but unexpectedly, after the Ninth Wine and Tobacco (Research) Conference of the Wine Industry (just) attended, he fell unconscious (fortunately) and seemed to be dead (passed away)

　4. , After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pickles, sausages and pickles, pickles!" (Translation: Let's invite the township magistrate to speak now!)

5. The township magistrate said: "Rabbits, today's meal If the dog eats it, everyone will be a big bastard!” (Translation: Comrades, there is enough food for today, let’s all have a big bowl!) (Sentimental sentence)

6. A meeting in a village , because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, it's hard to pickle melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades and villagers, it's hard to talk, there is a meeting now.) The host said: "Pickles, please Sausage, pulp and melon.” (The mayor is invited to speak now.) The mayor said: “Rabbits and shrimps, the dogs have eaten today’s meal, and everyone is a big bastard.” (Comrades and villagers, today’s meal is eaten by dogs.) There’s enough rice, let’s all use big bowls)