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Ask for some jokes and laugh! The content should be healthy and upward! ! Urgent!

Before the bachelor: Fan Bingbing actually looks average;

Single for a year: This Ethan is quite sexy in a perspective dress;

Single for three years: I found that the side of Rong Mammy was pretty good;

Single for five years: Brother Chun is still quite feminine;

Ten-year bachelor: Xifeng, are you married?

Single for 20 years: This sow looks very discerning. ...

Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said do you want to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiaoming: Dragon!

Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing …

Xiaoming: Dad, you'd better make a long story short!

Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang!

On the bus, a man holds it in one hand and his fingers are separated, like holding a bowl. When he got tired of holding it, he changed hands carefully, as if holding an invisible ball.

Everyone was curious about what he had in his hand, and finally someone couldn't help asking, "Dude, what are you practicing?"

The buddy replied, "My wife asked me to buy her a bra for fear of forgetting the size ..."

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