"children's words are unscrupulous." What words have you heard from your children that make you laugh and cry?

Children's lovely language can make a book. I remember when I was in college, I once went out to play with some classmates, both boys and girls. A very young child pointed at me and said to one of the boys, You are the most beautiful and you are the most handsome. You two should get married. ? In an instant, the old aunt's heart will melt!

And my little nephew. The little guy has a big brain hole. He was taught to be polite and greet his elders from an early age. This is an uncle, that is an aunt, that is an uncle, and my little nephew is dizzy. Once, my brother and sister-in-law and I took our little nephew to eat hot pot, and when we went out, we met a bunch of friends of my brother. Sister-in-law said to her nephew who is less than 4 years old. Son, call someone ~ The little nephew looked up at a large group of people watching him. The little guy's mind is a mess. So many people shouted one by one and didn't know each other. What shall we do? After struggling for a few seconds, at the urging of my sister-in-law, my nephew opened his mouth and shouted at this large group of people. People! ? At that time, the scene was once embarrassing, and then everyone burst into laughter, leaving the little nephew with an embarrassed face. I still laugh at him from time to time until now.

He was my little nephew. When he was more than 4 years old, my family went to visit the graves of our late ancestors in Tomb-Sweeping Day. My parents, my brother and sister-in-law and I are all sweeping graves and whispering, probably hoping that our ancestors will have a good life in that world and wishing our future generations a lifetime of health. Suddenly, my mother asked my little nephew to say something to my great-grandfather and great-grandmother. My little nephew, unknown so, my brother said that you should just say a few auspicious words. My little nephew thought about it. All of a sudden, our whole family laughed their heads off, and even the people around us couldn't stop laughing.