Classic humorous jokes suitable for chatting.

A selection of classic humorous jokes suitable for chatting.

1. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

2. Africans get descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

5. Kindergarten-level high school students have congenital Mongolian disease in frog head.

6. Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

7. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but the quilt was covered horizontally.

8. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

9. Someone has a crush on you. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

10. Our destiny began thousands of years ago. That autumn, we played in the maple forest with fallen leaves like fire, and you chased me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

1 1. I was an unknown knight in the Jianghu until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend and even called out your name. Since then, I have also had a famous name in the Jianghu: Zhu Zhixia!

12. Living with feelings is a tragedy, and living with reason is a comedy.

13. Fool people with false temperament, educate people with learned language, inspire people with copying words, and tease people with refined language!

14. Don't underestimate yourself as long as your feet are still on the ground; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

15. I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

16. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

17. I love you and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, of course, it is another matter.

18. People care how high you fly, but I don't care about you at all.

19. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is shouting, Not ripe, no money. I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

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