Complaining about the connotation of May Day

The May Day holiday has just passed, and the holiday syndrome has returned. There are still some jokes about May Day, haha.

If you want to see more jokes, go to the Choking Crab Jokes website:

1. On May 1st, when the school got rid of cockroaches, a GG decided to order a song for Xiaoqiang to express his deep condolences. I suggest Andy Lau's "Love You for Ten Thousand Years", gg thought deeply and said,

It's better to go with "Love Must Be" by Chengqing Chengqing. Xiaoqiang is the eternal pain in our hearts, and old friends *** Draw up a couplet: "It turns out that happiness in the new year is like cockroaches that live endlessly.

Happiness is like a mouse that has a home all over the world. Horizontal comment: honey friends living together."

2. May Day is here, so come in advance Let me tell you a joke.

A male and female colleague went on a drive and stopped to make out, but was investigated by the police.

Ask the man: Your car?

Answer: It belongs to your employer.

Ask again: Is she your wife?

Answer: She is also from the work unit.

The policeman sighed: "What a stupid work unit, the benefits are so good!"

3. I heard that something strange happened during the May Day holiday this year. I happened to pass by at the time, but I didn’t Believe everything I saw:

That pig actually looked like a human holding a mobile phone and reading text messages!