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Insomnia night talk
I have insomnia. Although I have something to do tomorrow, I still have insomnia.
A stubborn person has too many things on his mind and often cannot sleep. Take me for example, or the barking Erhei next door.
At this moment, holding the quilt, touching my messy and fluffy hair, thinking about the reason why I couldn't sleep, I felt that I must be crazy.
A previous essay was liked by someone after a year. Another example is that I received a blessing from a stranger in the early morning. I couldn’t help but praise the party and the people in an instant. I praised many things. People, and then the adrenaline rushes to the point where they can’t sleep.
Then some girls’ worries dropped to freezing point, and they couldn’t help but shiver when they were wrapped in a rice dumpling. Suddenly I feel that every lovelorn woman is a poet.
Sometimes, it is not necessarily a bad thing to express sorrow in order to compose new words. It is fair to complain a little when you are young and enjoy the hardships in the years when you are full of troubles.
QQ recently has a very strange equipment called matching pictures. No matter how silly or pretentious your comments are, you can always find a suitable picture to accompany them. My favorite is Good Night/Good Morning, World.
However, because I stayed in bed and did not have the option of good afternoon, I had no choice but to give up on good morning and started to love the picture "Good Night World". this! It sounds both middle-class and domineering, quite a bit like the one I originally watched in "Guarding Sweetheart". It's a pity that I turned from a little girl to an old girl, and I didn't wait until a few sweethearts emerged from those broken eggs, leading me to transform, leading me to save the world, and leading me to do all the things I thought about in my mind.
Unfortunately, that person is called "Take Me" and will never be me.
This is really a bad joke.
The biggest advantage of being a bad student is that I feel sleepy when reading, so I am honored to have hypnotized myself.
Manually add pictures, good night, world. Good night, Erhei.
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