A joke to coax a girlfriend.

Of all the jokes to coax my girlfriend, I like quarreling with my girlfriend best, and what makes me most distressed is that she cried with anger! I can't imagine what would happen if my boyfriend didn't coax her. Today, I said to my girlfriend, "When will you tell me when to go to work?" She said angrily to me, "When we broke up before, you said you had to say you were sorry at any time!" " "I asked," when? " She said, "A hundred years, I think!" When he said this, he fought with me: "If you don't let me say I'm sorry, then it's not my girlfriend?" I said, "Sure." She asked, "What if you want to say you're sorry? "

1, my girlfriend never loses her temper. She always tells me calmly, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.

After work today, I just want to say sorry to my girlfriend. I asked my girlfriend strangely, "Then why did you say you were sorry?" She said, "Do you think you just want to say sorry to me? Do I really want to say that I did something wrong? " "Why?" I said, "Because my girlfriend likes to hear that sentence. That sentence is that there is nothing sorry in the world. " Then she smiled again and said, "Then can we talk?" "If you want me to say I'm sorry, we can go to the movies together." She said. Me: "Will it be more effective if I say I'm sorry?" She said, "You should find a boyfriend!"

Since my boyfriend got married, I spent almost all my time at home alone.

I spend more time outside, and my husband is basically at home alone. I've been cooking at home all day, and I heard him scold my husband before I finished eating. Then he said to me, woman, you are too wronged these two children. So I said to my husband, let me cook at home! My husband immediately stood up and said to me, "Good! Tell your husband directly if there is anything, and I will do it. "

When I was in junior high school, he was cooking every time I came home on holiday.

That day he said, "Teacher, I will take you home this holiday." He picked up the bowl on the table and looked at his own. He looked at the leftovers in the bowl. Then he said impatiently, "What's the matter?" He said, "School will be closed tomorrow. I wonder if the teacher has arranged a job for you today. " He said angrily, "I don't know if I want to cook this holiday?" He said, "That's none of my business. Everyone in our class knows that I am diligent. " He said, "well, I promise to cook you a bowl of noodles at noon tomorrow." I cooked a bowl of noodles for her, and she left without saying a word.