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If you are busy with something, you are not necessarily tired. If you don’t know why you are busy, you are really tired.

1. Love does not hurt people, what hurts people is the eternal vows that can never be realized; losing is not terrible, but what is terrible is that touching the scene will hurt the feelings, seeing things and missing people.

2. Only when you are in the best posture, will the best person love you.

3. If your life's happiness is used as a bet, those who love you will never let you lose, and those who don't love you will make you cry.

4. It is not easy for a person with a soft heart to be happy. If others hurt her or she hurts others, it will make her sick in her heart.

5. If you are right, don’t argue too much, which will push the other party to a dead end and cut off your own retreat; if you are excellent, don’t show off wantonly, others will show off under your guidance. Stay away in practice; if you are in pain, don't talk to everyone when you meet, everyone has their own troubles, don't turn your friends into strangers; if you are lonely, then slowly settle yourself in loneliness, life is what it is. Rooted in the lonely soil.

6. If you want to fully understand a man, it is best not to be his lover, but to be his friend.

7. In this world, everything can be accommodated, except for marriage, which cannot be accommodated. Because what you want is not a certificate, what you want is a life after marriage. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. No matter what day, there is no way to face a compromised person. Therefore, life is like, I would rather be alone than give in.

8. No matter who you meet, she is the person who should appear in your life. So I also believe that no matter where I go, it is the place I should go, experience the things I should experience, and meet the people I should meet.

9. Happiness is walking with your lover, happiness is eating your mother’s specialty dishes, happiness is having children spinning at your heels.

10. Have the courage to give up something for the life you want. There is no justice in this world, and you will never get the best of both worlds. If you want freedom, you have to sacrifice security. If you are idle, you cannot achieve the achievements that others evaluate. If you want to be happy, you don't need to care about the attitudes of people around you. If you want to move forward, you have to leave where you are.

11. Not all dreams come true in time, and not all words come in time to tell you.

12. If we have not forgotten the past, it is never because we miss others, but because we miss ourselves in the past years.

13. Maturity is a very painful word. It may not be obtained, but it will definitely be lost. Sometimes I can look at it very indifferently, and sometimes I can be a little too persistent.

14. If love hurts, it is not love; if love is humble, it is no longer love.

15. You cannot force others to love you, you can only work hard to make yourself a person worthy of love, and the rest depends on fate.

16. If one day: you no longer look for love, just love; you no longer desire success, just do it; you no longer pursue growth, just practice; everything really begins! ---Kahlil Gibran

17. In the world, people cannot control themselves; in marriage, love cannot be controlled by oneself; in officialdom, words cannot be controlled by oneself; in work units, things cannot be controlled by oneself; in the world, people cannot control things by oneself; Life is not up to oneself; life is helpless, where can one belong to oneself? Enjoy life and be kind to yourself.

18. I gradually understood that the most disgusting thing in the world is an angry face; the most obscene thing in the world is showing an angry face to others. This is worse than being beaten and scolded. ---Hu Shi

19. Until I meet you face to face, I finally believe that love can reincarnate in past lives; every smile of yours makes me intoxicated; I only hope that beside my footprints, there are There is a pair of your footprints.

20. A person does not remain unchanged when he comes out of his mother's womb. On the contrary, life will force him to be reborn again and again.

21. On the road of life, we are all running, we are always catching up with some people, and we are always being surpassed by some people. The essence of life is to appreciate the scenery along the way, and to reach the distant destination; the secret of life is to find a speed that suits you best. Don't be overwhelmed by speed, and don't waste your life by being slow. The happiness of life is walking. Follow your own path and look at your own scenery. You will not be satisfied if you surpass others, but you will not lose your ambition if others surpass you.

22. Love is a lamp, friendship is a shadow. When the lamp goes out, you will find that you are surrounded by shadows. Friends are people who can give you strength in the end.

23. You can’t say it, you can’t think it, but you can’t forget it. It’s only suitable for collection; it’s not thinking, it’s not reading, it’s not dreaming, you can only face confusion.

24. The fascinating thing about the college entrance examination is not that you get what you want, but that things go wrong.

25. If you are busy with something, you are not necessarily tired. If you don’t know why you are busy, you are really tired.

26. If you have a heart, it will become stronger once it is hurt; if there is a person, if you are ruthless, then forget it! Emotionally, it is important to be able to take things and let them go. Loneliness does not necessarily mean you are unhappy; escaping does not necessarily mean you can escape; facing it does not necessarily mean the saddest thing

1. I may seem heartless, but in fact I am more sincere than anyone else.

2. I like periods. The period represents the end, and I was afraid of the plot twist after the comma.

3. Are you sad? No, I just experienced the concept of coldness. The wind blew through in a lyrical way, but turned the thin figure into a specimen.

4. Searching Looking, cold and clear, miserable and miserable. It is most difficult to breathe when it is suddenly warm and then cold.

5. People who care about are good everywhere, just like I am obsessed with your name, like your surname, your zodiac sign, your messy hair, and the bad fonts in the book.

6. When we were children, we laughed when we cried. When we grow up, we laughed when we cried.

7. Loneliness does not necessarily mean you are unhappy; escaping does not necessarily mean you can escape; facing it does not necessarily mean you are the saddest.

8. Throw away old things, including love.

9. He said he wanted to break up with me because I drink every day. My friend said it was a pretense and he didn’t love you at all.

10. Sometimes, a person’s disappearance leaves a world alone.

11. The so-called love means that when the feeling, passion and romance are all taken away, you still cherish the other person.

12. I dare not speak when I feel wronged. I am afraid that tears will fall as soon as I open my mouth.

13. Two people who truly love each other will not lose to their appearance. Lose to distance, not to height, not to age, not to other people's nonsense.

14. I don’t have the kind of destiny that makes people fall in love with me at first glance.

15. If one day I no longer appear in front of you, will you come to my house to see me?

16. Don’t expect a perfect man, not because you can’t expect it. , but there is no perfect man at all.

17. I’m sorry, I can’t be loved by everyone and bloom like flowers.

18. Love is forged by two people together

19. Not in exchange for your pity, not in exchange for your sympathy, just in exchange for you to remember that I will always be your best friend Strong backing.

20. How can a human heart change so casually? I just want you to hug me again. Losing does not necessarily mean you will have it again, turning around does not necessarily mean you are the weakest

1. Sunflowers tell me that as long as we face the sunshine and work hard, life will become simple and beautiful.

2. In the early stage of life, if you find it troublesome and lazy to learn, you will be more likely to miss the people and things that interest you later, and miss new scenery.

3. We are stupid and always put our energy in places where we should not put it.

4. The relationship between people is sometimes like a sweater. When knitting, every stitch is careful, and when it is taken apart, it only needs to be pulled gently. Maybe it is just a joke, maybe it is unintentional. A small misunderstanding, all the emotions will never be seen again! Friendships don’t matter, the most important thing is to be with each other through thick and thin; no matter how long the relationship lasts, the most important thing is to respond to every request.

5. To live a beautiful life requires a lot of patience, one without complaining and the other without explanation.

6. Live a happy-go-lucky life with a nonchalant attitude.

7. Losing does not necessarily mean you will have it again, and turning around does not necessarily mean you are the weakest.

8. If life is a perfect circle, for a person who is always prepared and works tirelessly, then the other side of his fantastic journey must still be the innocence of the origin of the soul.

9. The person I want to marry is not a prince, but someone who treats me as a princess.

10. As long as you nod, we will walk together, to any place in the world, with scenery and songs, huge crowds of people, and falling in love while walking.

11. In the journey of two people, falling in love is the first step, and staying together is a long road. Love will not promise you an infinitely beautiful future, but it will give you strength and confidence to accompany you all the way and never leave you.

12. The clothes will fade, the walls will be mottled, the books will turn yellow, and he will become cold and strange.

13. In countless sleepless nights, I believe there will be many people who habitually start to close their eyes and quietly miss a person or a face. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss. Some people can only leave if they can't wait; some things can only be given up if they don't want them; some pasts, happiness or pain, can only be buried in the bottom of my heart.

14. Human fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears with just one sentence. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

15. The most unreasonable people are the most reasonable, and the most shameless people want face the most.

16. You will often misunderstand the person who treats you best, because he will always say something that you find incomprehensible. Maybe you don't understand, but it's actually his love.

17. Don’t think that you still have plenty of time. Before it's too late, enjoy every moment of your life; before it's still too late, hit the road decisively and see the world; before it's still too late, go and honor your parents. There is only one fate for your loved ones, no matter you love them or not in the next life , will never meet again.

18. If you really decide to be with me, no matter how difficult the process is, please stick to it. No matter how willful and unruly I am, please be considerate. No matter how angry and difficult it is for me, please be more tolerant.

19. May we all have the ability to love ourselves and have the energy to love others.

20. It is always painful when fantasy and reality face each other.

21. It turns out that there is a person who is never around, but always missed in my heart! There is a love, even though we are far away from each other, we feel warmer! There is a kind of promise that does not need to be said for a lifetime, but you know that you are destined to be with him in this life.

22. Can time come back? Is the story just a dream?

23. The man I love must be decisive. He must not have an ex-girlfriend to pester him, he must not have an affair with a female colleague, and he must not disdain to play with a little girl and have an adulterous relationship with his brother or sister. He wants to be cruel to other women in the world, but only to me. He must meet the highest standards of a modern husband: be able to take him out and bring him back.

24. Good love is when you see the whole world through one person, bad love is when you give up the world for one person.

25. When you were with me, I never envied anyone. I thought you were just a passer-by in my life, but accidentally you became the rest of my life.

26. If someone hurts you, you can forgive him, but don't trust him easily again. Forgiveness means letting yourself go, but blind trust will only give him the opportunity to hurt you again.

27. I climbed mountains and ridges for you, but I had no intention of looking at the scenery. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but across the screen, I am here and you are there. Sometimes I just want to cry, but I don’t know why

1. Even if there is no happiness and joy, what does it matter? As long as I keep an open mind about my future, move towards my own hopes and goals, and return to the starting line of my pursuit, I believe that I can get better and I will definitely be able to realize my dream.

2. 2013 is the first time in my life that I have lived a year composed of four different numbers.

3. Sometimes I just want to cry, but I can’t explain why

4. One day I will be brilliant and take my sisters crazy with me.

5. Some people will not forget because they are reluctant; some people must forget because it is not worth it.

6. I am the kind of person who can be moved for a long time if others give me a little warmth.

7. There are always times in life when something happens that makes you want to cry the most, but you refuse to shed a single tear. When the person he wanted to keep most left, he gritted his teeth and refused to say a word to keep him.

8. Open QQ, look at someone's avatar in a daze, but don't have the courage to chat!

9. Love is a matter that is better to be lacking than to be indiscriminate. It cannot be rushed. If there is love, treat it wholeheartedly. Without love, you can be content alone.

10. A boy doesn’t need to be too nice, just be willing to quit the game and listen to what you say.

11. I like a touch of love, just like the intoxicating fragrance of tea. I like the faint words from my heart, like a clear spring that cleanses my heart. I like a light life and leave traces quietly. I like the light scenery, it reminds me of you in the distance.

12. I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know that I am already on the way.

13. You can see through everything, but you can't see through your own heart. Sometimes you don't even know what you are thinking.

14. When quarreling, boys who stretch out their hands for girls to bite are all good boys

15. I hate myself when I lose my fighting spirit. How can I be a slave to life? You are a house slave and a car slave. You are nothing but a bitch. Get away from me as far as you can.

16. I like you, it's none of your business. If you have the ability, would you like me to give it a try?

17. You are at a loss that I can't imagine, and I am insignificant that you can't imagine.

18. The power of best friends is that they can turn your tears into laughter in an instant.

19. Although I don’t have a love worth admiring, I do have friendships that make me proud.

20. Now you are no longer the boy who blushes even when holding hands