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Love of root number three
Love with three roots:
Gensan has been looking for another self. One day, she saw another root number 3. She went up to him, took his hand with joy and said, "I finally found you." We are so similar. You must be my other half. " However, the root number three said strangely, "You have the wrong number. I have found my other half."
After listening to the root number three, she said, "We are so alike, but we can still combine. Why can't we be together?" But he just stepped back. "No matter how similar the two leaves are, we are all different. Even though you look like my other half, you have different personalities. What I like is her quiet appearance, always stealing my heart like that breeze. "
She understands that in love, even if you can be one with the other half, you should find the right one. On this day, she was lovelorn.
Root number three met another root number three similar to her. His name is Yushan. His bright smile warmed her heart like the morning sunshine. They talk about everything, and the root number of humor is three. He takes care of her like a big brother.
"Our personalities are so similar that we can become one." The third one, she thought.
"The elder brother of the Chinese fir, you are looking for your other half, we are so similar in personality, we can talk about everything together, endless jokes and joy. Then, let's be together. " Root number three, she looked at the humorous Yushan (root number three) in front of her and said.
"I don't want to find the other half too soon. I want to go to a more exciting place. I heard that they got married in a number contest. " Yu Shan said very cheerful.
"They found another self. Is their other half like them? " The third root, she said excitedly.
"Some of them got married hastily, and they did become integers, but in the end they got divorced and found something that was not similar to themselves but suitable for them." Yu Shan said.
"What you find should not be combined with yourself and then become an integer, complete, so beautiful!" The third root, she said emotionally.
"So in that number contest, all the integers won, but strangely, she also won a root number three, and she didn't find the root number three." Yu Shan said.
"Then what is the root number she is looking for?" Root number three, she said doubtfully.
"She! I found the root number two! " Yu Chinese fir turned his head and smiled brightly and said.
"Why?" She is very strange, and her eyes are wide open and she is eager to know the answer.
"It's very simple, she said. The root number is six, great! As long as it suits you and both sides like each other, it is complete and perfect. " Yushan said.
After listening to the root number three, I suddenly realized. She felt that she had been looking for the one who was most like herself, but found that the similar one was not suitable.
2
Nervous troubles
She is a perfect crystal box. One day, her boyfriend took her hand and said, "Holding your hand, I feel I am not afraid of anything!" "
Later, they got married. One day, as a husband, he began to vomit, "Wife, how did you get heavier?" Then I turned my head and saw another root number three on my wife.
As her husband, I wonder, wasn't it the root number three of a crystal before?
Then he said, "I didn't even see another root number three on you before?"
As a wife, Gensan looked at himself and said, "I have always been like this. My advantage is that it looks like crystal, but my disadvantage is that it is very heavy. Haven't you found it before? "
Husband thought for a long time, why didn't he find it before?
"Since you like me, you have to accept all of me. Will you still hold my hand now? " The wife said very seriously.
"Wife, how can I not hold your hand? No matter before or after, once you hold your hand, you won't let go! " Square root of three
He squeezed her hand and said.
"If you feel tired, I'll subtract one piece from my crystal?" His wife listened to his words and cried.
"Don't! This will make me sad! All you have to do is look beautiful. " Husband Gensan touched her cheek and said.
"Then let's go on. As long as we take a smooth road, I will have the strength to be with you forever. " Husband root number three said affectionately.
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