Who has a joke about Christmas?

The dining table is full of omelets, egg pieces and egg strips. A little pig climbed onto the dining table and ate the cake omelet and egg strips. You know what's left?

What's left on the table?

There are still egg pieces left!

Merry Christmas!

An egg. . . . . .

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg;

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg went to Shandong and turned into a Lu (halogen) egg;

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. It turned into a missile.

An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb.

An egg is sick. As a result, it becomes a bad egg.

An egg got married and turned into an asshole;

An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan;

An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turned out to be Beijing Opera Blues.

An egg rolled round and round and turned into a round egg-Happy New Year's Day in advance! ! ! !

An egg is half eaten and becomes a leftover egg! I wish a merry Christmas.