A beautiful woman made a couplet after drinking in a bar, it’s so classic

1

First line: I feel upset and want to drink

Second line: I get drunk as soon as I drink

Hengbian: I don’t drink much

First line: I want to drink when I am free

Second line: Drinking too much will cause trouble

Hengpi: Drinking is immoral

Three

First line: I drank too much, got drunk, went home and lay down and fell asleep

Second line: I vomited again, and kept vomiting. 嘚

Hengbiao: Five Mysteries and Three Paths

Four

Support Couplet: I’m sober, I’m no longer addicted, I know I need to reflect on myself

Second line: Don’t drink again, don’t get drunk, don’t hang out with friends again

Hengpiao: Open your eyes and talk nonsense

Five

First line: Don’t want to go out, soothe your stomach

Second line: Coax your wife, forgive me

Hengpiao: Change your evil ways and return to the right way

Sixth line

First line: It will take a day to get better

Second line: Answered the phone and ran away again

Hengpi: Too bad.

Seven

First line: Drink once and get drunk again , feel uncomfortable every time

The second line: quit drinking once, fail every time

Horizontal comment: shameless

Eight

The first line: I don’t want to drink, I don’t want to, but I can’t control it

Second line: Lao Mengquan Lao Fragment has no idea

Horizontal comment: spit all over the road