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Selected short sentences of love jokes

1. She is a relatively excellent girl. There are many suitors in this small town. And he, just a migrant worker at the bottom, doesn't even have the money to buy her a gift. And she, however, resolutely decided to follow him without regrets. Her family didn't understand, her friends persuaded her, and even he hesitated, but she was still so firm with him. To this end, she stayed away from her family and lost her job at her father's house. It can be said that they have entered the lowest valley of their lives.

2. They only rent in someone else's basement, which is wet and dark, but she doesn't care. The small basement has been cleaned up by her, but it has added a little warmth. But the reality is always cruel. When the cold comes, the basement is like an ice hole. She is most afraid of cold. Seeing her sleeping in the cold all night, she often sleeps until dawn, and her feet are still cold. At this time, he will be distressed to death. He will stick her feet on himself and hold her tightly, hoping to give her a little warmth.

As time went on, their economic situation began to improve. He dug up the first bucket of gold in his life, started his own company, bought a house and a car. The good economic shift of their lives bid farewell to that hunger and cold.

He gave her a really warm home. The luxury and exquisiteness of this home are beyond her imagination. When he moved, all his old things were basically discarded, except the electric heater. The new house is heated, but he is still reluctant to throw it away. He put it in the study. But she said, it's not harmonious to put such old appliances in such a good room. But he just doesn't want to. He said that the electric heater had been with them for many years, and he couldn't bear to part with it, and she didn't insist.

Once cleaning the house, she still felt that the electric heater was in the way and useless, so she put it in the basement. When he got home, he found that the electric heater had been cleaned by her. Although he was unhappy, he put up with it.

6. One day, he went to take a shower. She turned on his computer and found that he was writing a blog, so she opened it. Then she saw one of his blog posts and said: Actually, she put the electric heater away that day, and I remembered what happened that year. I bought this electric heater for her, and when I went to sell blood, I also bought this warmth that accompanied us for many years. It warms my heart to see that she can sleep warmly.

7. You are blue and clear in my endless thoughts, like a stream whose mist faded in the morning; You, like a flower left by the sunset, bloom brilliantly in my beautiful memory; You are like grass under a storm, growing sturdily under my careful care; You, like dew under the scorching sun, are mellow and crystal clear under my gentle baptism; You, like the letter combination on my mobile phone, are paired in my endless thoughts, so I have a series of short messages full of love, which bring my real calling, praying, blessing and listening.

8. I have always loved you and never changed. Even if time changes, even if the years pass, even if the stars change, my good feeling for you will only deepen rather than decrease. I love you forever!

9. I am a sweet candy when you are happy, a healthy snack when you are sad, and a cup of warm milk when you are sad. For you, I stay away from radiation, so that you can have fun and use it more safely.

10, the heart is like a leaf, floating away for you; There is a small hole in my heart, dripping with little affection; There are three words written on the heart wall: I love you; Others hang love on the corners of their mouths, and I put it in my heart; Honey, think about me more, so my heart can keep up.