What animal in the Chinese zodiac can make jokes about it?

Actually, both are possible. For example, among the twelve zodiac signs, who loves to show off the most? Cow, because: beef (shows) noodles.

Who among the twelve zodiac signs is called Dandan? Tiger, because: the tiger stares eagerly (it is Dandan).

Xiao Bai looks a lot like his brother, why? Because: the truth (like) comes out.

The little snake asked the big snake in a panic, "Brother, are we poisonous?"

The big snake said, "Why do you ask?"

The little snake said: "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

What thread do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines because there is no intersection (banana).

Because it is incomplete, I will find another one:

1. The inside story of being elected:

Rat: I gave you a lot of money.

Ox: The current king of good beasts, the Bull Demon King, is my father.

Tiger: I ranked third because my dad retired.

Rabbit: My aunt is the beauty of the Moon Palace, Chang'e.

Long: I’ll scare you if I tell you, all the dragon kings of the four seas are my biological uncles.

Snake: Everyone knows that Lord Dragon is my illegitimate father.

Ma: I can only flatter you, but I can’t flatter you.

Sheep: What I eat is grass and what I milk is milk.

Monkey: If you don’t let me be elected, I will go to the Heavenly Palace.

Chicken: It is difficult for a hero to be a beauty, not to mention that I am a beautiful "chicken".

Dog: To my superiors, I will only wag my tail docilely.

Pig: I will not pose a threat to any leader.

2. Way of death:

Rat: Everyone shouts to be beaten, but no one actually beats him. He dies happily.

Niu: report results, forced to go on stage, and died of being blown away.

Tiger: Democracy thrives, but for fear of losing the election, one will die of depression.

Rabbit: A cunning rabbit has three burrows, hiding its beauty in each burrow, and dies running around.

Dragon: donkey meat on earth, dragon meat in heaven, die of pride.

Snake: A snake has an undying heart, swallows an elephant, and dies of its full belly.

Horse: A famous horse thousands of miles away, but Bole doesn’t know it and dies in anger.

Sheep: eating grass and milking, more than one cow died of jealousy.

Monkey: Same clan and ancestor, his brain was swallowed and he died of pain.

Chicken: A prostitute in the open and secretly, what does it have to do with me? I will die because of injustice.

Dogs: They have no worries about food and clothing, enjoy themselves with others, and die of being pampered.

Pig: Eats meat and pierces skin, gets scolded for being stupid, and dies in anger.

3. Nominate the successor:

Rat: As long as it is not a cat, anyone will do.

Cow: Snail is most suitable, rhinoceros is not ideal.

Tiger: Lions are too arrogant, but wolves are too docile.

Rabbit: Of course it’s the long-distance running champion Tortoise.

Long: When I retire, I raise my hands to choose Ms. Feng.

Snake: Earthworm, but I declare that it is not my illegitimate child.

Ma: My donkey husband and I both vote for the mule.

Sheep: I am willing to obey God’s arrangements.

Monkey: baboon, orangutan, ape, any one will do.

Chicken: The peacock opens its tail and exposes its buttocks, while the sparrow is small but has all its internal organs.

Dog: Don’t avoid relatives when choosing a good person, I choose my brother dog.

Pig: Anyone can do it as long as they can get something to eat.