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What jokes did Little Sheep see at work?
The owner of the dog asked the owner of the hairless dog, "What's your dog's name?"
The man said, "This dog is called a lion if it has hair."
Animal joke: 2. A pig and a hen are talking about charity. The pig said, "I really want to have a way to help those poor people who have no food."
The chicken said, "Let's make a ham egg for them."
The pig shook his head and said, "That's easy for you to say. You just contributed a by-product, but I have to sacrifice a leg. "
3. A pair of ducks went to play by the river and saw the frog couple hibernating in the cave by the river. Drake: Look, how happy I am. Mother duck said to the drake: Don't look, it's the big boss, living in a villa, honeymoon, let's never think about it in this life!
The little mosquito asked his mother to allow him to go to the theatre. After a long struggle, his mother finally agreed.
"Well, you can go," she advised, "but be careful when people applaud."
5. An ant quarreled with the crow in the tree!
Ant: Come down if you dare!
Crow: Come up if you have the guts!
Ant: OK! You wait for me, and you will know!
Crow: What do you want?
Ant: I'll let all my brothers shake you down and kill you immediately!
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