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Where is Zhou Libing, the former county magistrate of Ningxiang County, Changsha, Hunan?
It's not called, it's called Zhou Lubing. After being the county magistrate of Ningxiang County, I worked here as the county party secretary, then as the director of Changsha High-paid Technology Industrial Development Zone, and then as the deputy director of Changsha Municipal People's Congress. Now he has retired. He was born a teacher. He first served as secretary of the Youth League Committee in Ningxiang No.6 Middle School, and then joined the leadership ranks. He served as a deputy county magistrate. He is tall, eloquent, has a good memory, has courage and is a capable leader. However, there are two disadvantages. First of all, the vision is relatively general, the theoretical literacy is slightly lacking, and the awareness of openness is not enough. It is impossible to make big moves and open up the overall situation; Secondly, there are a lot of negative news about him, all of which are money and sex. A popular joke is that someone came to his house and wanted to give him some soft-shelled turtles, but there were too many people coming to his house to be busy, so Zhou County magistrate asked him to send the soft-shelled turtles to the pool on the roof. He looked up and saw countless turtles in the pool. The man thought that Zhou county magistrate must have no idea, but he had a brainwave. Zhou didn't pour turtles into the pool, but caught many turtles and took them home.
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