A joke to clear up misunderstanding.

After washing his feet, the Supreme Treasure covered his face with a cloth for washing his feet and fell asleep. In his sleep, he returned to water curtain cave. )

Schreiber: You are back in water curtain cave.

Supreme treasure: what? Water curtain cave! Who are you? Why do you always bring me here?

Voice-over: No one brought you here. You want to come back. A person always wants to come back after leaving home for a long time! (The Supreme Treasure suddenly seems to see himself as a monkey. )

Supreme treasure: Don't fool me. My home is atNo. B1 10 1 on the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain. No , you 're going the wrong way. Did you hear that? Please don't bother me again! Suddenly, the Supreme Treasure was awakened by a blind man, and the dream was over. )<P> Blind Man: Let's go, Wang, or we'll be late.

Supreme treasure: What is hair?

Blind man: robbery, master.

Supreme treasure: Who dares to rob it?

Blind man: We rob people.

Supreme treasure: I see, let's go!

(Axe gang went to check the soles of passers-by, and Supreme Treasure found a bunch of grapes, but it turned out to be Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi.

Supreme treasure: what an old mother! What an old mother!

Bodhi Bodhi: I am a grape again!

Supreme treasure: where are you?

Bodhi Bodhi: I'm in your pants!

What should you do most? Br> Bodhi Bodhi: That lump is yours, and I'm behind you!

(The Supreme Treasure found grapes from the lower back. )

Supreme treasure: it's great to see you again!

Bodhi Bodhi: Do you believe it now?

Supreme treasure: I believe it! Why do monsters appear here?

Bodhi Bodhi: Idiot! (Walking out of the back room and picking a grape from the Supreme Treasure to eat) I tell you, these monsters are waiting for Tang Sanzang to appear again. Five hundred years ago, the Monkey King was destroyed by Master Guanyin. In order to save him, Tang Sanzang, his master, bought the Monkey King a second chance to be born again with his life, hoping that the monkey could turn over a new leaf.

Supreme Treasure: Why is Tang Sanzang here? You haven't told me yet. ...

Founder of Bodhi Bodhi: In order to educate all sentient beings, Tang Sanzang went through all kinds of hardships to learn western classics, in order to influence the world. All the deities and buddhas in the world were moved by his spirit, so the Tathagata Buddha gave Tang Sanzang a chance to be reborn after 500 years, and asked his disciple the Monkey King to protect him and learn western classics again. Why do you think so many monsters appear here?

Supreme treasure: Oh, no wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time. In a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very bedroom eyes have been staring at me, which makes me very embarrassed. It was your eyes that made my face blush several times. I'm destined to hit a demon today!

Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Bodhi Bodhi Bodhi Spider Spirit and Bai heard that he was the Monkey King, and in turn protected him. The Monkey King took advantage of the chaos to slip away, only to see that the blind man who had just been "killed" was also running for his life ...)

Supreme treasure: Hey, blind man, aren't you dead?

Blind man: We just played dead!

Supreme treasure: I am Kao Hua! I took you there!

(Spring 30 Niangs and Bai Jingjing can't beat Niu Wangmo, so they have to take the Supreme Treasure and Sir Zhong and hide in the Pansi Cave. Bai Jingjing and Chunsanniang turned against each other. In the chaos, Chunsanniang painted "aphrodisiac" on Er Dangjia, and the Supreme Treasure took the injured Bai Jingjing to the cliff. )

Supreme treasure: Your poison is getting deeper and deeper. If you don't understand, you will die.

Bai Jingjing: So what? If you are unhappy, it is useless to live your whole life. Even if I can only live for a few days, happiness is enough.

Supreme Treasure: What would you do if I told you I was not the Monkey King?

Bai Jingjing: I will kill you!

Supreme Treasure: I am really not the Monkey King! This work is really a magic mirror. Take good care of it.

Bai Jingjing: What? You're not him!

Supreme treasure: No.

Bai Jingjing: Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?

Supreme treasure: fear! But I can't help it, because I don't want you to see another person in my heart.

Bai Jingjing: I will kill you!

Supreme treasure: Come on! As you said, it's no use being unhappy even if you live forever!

Bai Jingjing: Wow! (crying)

(The Supreme Treasure wants to come forward to comfort him, but he is afraid of the abrupt beauty. Unexpectedly, Jingjing has taken the initiative to throw herself at him, and their feelings are explosive. )

Supreme treasure: Come on!

Bai Jingjing: Come on!

(They take off their clothes. )

Supreme treasure: damn it, who tied it? It's so tight!

Bai Jingjing: I will solve it! (I suddenly pushed away the Supreme Treasure and burst into tears)

Supreme treasure: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!

Bai Jingjing: I'm not used to daytime. Let's talk at night.

Supreme treasure: No matter at night or during the day, you need to tell me anytime in the future. From today on, I will be with you forever.

Seeing that Bai Jingjing was badly injured, the Supreme Treasure went back to ask Chunsanniang for help, but when she came back the next day, Jingjing had disappeared and only found Yu Pei. )

(Spring 30 Niangs misused "aphrodisiac" to the second husband, became pregnant, and their feelings gradually grew. The Supreme Treasure was placed under house arrest by Chunsanniang, and inadvertently dug up a moonlight treasure box that could travel in time and space by using the brilliance of the moon. Suddenly, a mysterious force

The Supreme Treasure leads to water curtain cave. )

The Supreme Treasure found a painting in the cave, which lit itself and floated in the air. )

Schreiber: the Monkey King, you committed a heinous crime. I hope you realize this life and repent!

Supreme treasure: Who's talking?

Voice-over: Five hundred years ago, your master Tang Sanzang gave his life to redeem you. The Jade Emperor specially arranged for you to return to the world after 500 years. I hope you can sacrifice yourself like your master and wash away all your past sins. As long as you are willing to wear a diamond ring and start over, you can become a magical the Monkey King. At that time, you will shoulder the heavy responsibility of learning western classics and changing history, but from then on, everything on the earth has nothing to do with you.

You haven't become the real the Monkey King, because you haven't met the man who gave you three moles. When you meet him, your life will change.

Supreme treasure: talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! & lt/P & gt； & ltP> (Jingjing was taken away by the cow, and the cow cured Jingjing's injury, trying to use Jingjing to find Tang Sanzang.

Niu and Jingjing came to Tang Priest. Jingjing escaped while Niu Wangmo was unprepared and found Chunsanniang. At this time, Chunsanniang had already given birth to a child, and lied to Jingjing that the child was born by her and Supreme Treasure. Jingjing was heartbroken and committed suicide. )

At this time, the cow came to rob the child, that is, the reincarnation of Tang Priest. The 30-year-old Chunniang entered Niu Wangmo's body by "shrinking", and Niu Wangmo followed closely by "Shen Yuan's out-of-body experience".

Supreme Bao went back to Pansi Cave and saw Jingjing's body, so he wanted to use the moonlight treasure box to go back to the past to save Jingjing. At this time, Chunsanniang and the cow are afraid of being on the motionless cow ...)

Second in charge: Hello! Wife, wife! My wife is inside, please help!

Supreme treasure: no time! (Running out of the hole) Can you really go back in time? Please.

(At this moment, Chunsanniang flies out of the cow's body. )

Second husband: it's coming out!

Chunsanniang: Let's go!

(Spring 30 Niangs protect the second husband's children and fight and retreat, and come to the mouth of the cave. )

Chunsanniang: Listen to me and take good care of our children. Let's go! (Turn around and block Niu Wangmo)

Second husband: Our children? Lady!

Chunsanniang: If you don't leave, I will die for you!

Second husband: No! (out of the hole)

(Spring 30 Niang opens the organ, and the broken dragon stone falls slowly, but she can't get rid of Niu Wangmo's entanglement. )

Second husband: madam-!

Spring 30 Niang: Xianggong!

The broken dragon stone is closed, so separate the two. )

Second husband: madam! Lady! (Slap the cave door desperately. )

Supreme treasure: the moon comes out quickly! Well, if you miss your mother, forget it! (reviewing the treasure box)

Just like a Prajna paramita. Like a prajna paramita! ! !

When the red light flashes, the Supreme Treasure suddenly disappears. )

Second husband: Wow! Ascend to heaven and become immortal!

(The Supreme Treasure returns to the cave through time and space. )

Supreme treasure: handsome! Time really goes back! Wait, wait, wait!

Jingjing has fallen dead. )

Supreme treasure: The murderer runs so fast! Come again! (out of the hole)

Second husband: Hello, wife, wife! Hey, my wife. ...

Supreme treasure: Your wife will come out soon. What's your hurry?

Second in charge: I'm not finished yet. How did you know?

(At this moment, Chunsanniang flies out of the cow's body. )

Second in charge: It's really out!

Chunsanniang: Let's go!

(…………)

Second husband: madam! Lady! (Slap the cave door desperately. )

Supreme Treasure: Like a Prajna Paramita! (Travel through time and space again)

Second husband: Wow! Immortal again! Hey, why did you say "again"?

Supreme treasure: (back to the cave) Wait, wait, wait! (Seeing Jingjing fall dead again) I'm Kao! Come again!

(out of the hole)

Second husband: Hello, wife, wife! Hey, ...

Supreme treasure: I warn you not to disturb me!

Second husband: Hey, why should I leave you alone? Say it!

Supreme treasure: you are so wordy!

Second husband: Yes, I feel very verbose, too. Why?

(At this moment, Chunsanniang flies out of the cow's body. )

Second husband: it's coming out!

Chunsanniang: Let's go!

(…………)

Second husband: madam! Lady! (Slap the cave door desperately. )

Supreme Treasure: Like a Prajna Paramita! (Travel through time and space again)

Second in charge: I am Kao Hua! It's gone up again!

Supreme treasure: (back to the cave) Wait, wait, wait! (Seeing Jingjing fall dead again) Oh, my God! I'm exhausted! (out of the hole)

Second husband: Hello, wife, wife!

(The Supreme Treasure walks up to the second husband without saying a word. )

Supreme treasure: bring it. (Take the child from Sir Zhong and give him a beating) Take it! (Return the child to the second husband) I'm too lazy to tell you!

Second husband: too lazy to talk to me. Why did you hit me?

(At this moment, Chunsanniang flies out of the cow's body. )

Second husband: it's coming out!

Chunsanniang: Let's go!

(…………)

Second husband: madam! Lady! (Slap the cave door desperately. )

Supreme Treasure: Like a Prajna Paramita! (Travel through time and space again)

Second husband: Come out to see God with Niu Wangmo, madam.

Supreme treasure: (back to the cave) Leave people under the sword! (Kicked out, Bai Jingjing didn't hit himself in the middle) It turned out to be suicide. Why did you kill yourself?

Bai Jingjing: I'll kill you first!

(The Supreme Treasure quickly falls to his knees. )

Supreme treasure: what a hero! Leave me alone!

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!

Bai Jingjing: OK! You left me without saying a word, and you had a son with my senior!

Supreme treasure: You have completely misunderstood. ...

Bai Jingjing: Go to hell! (brandishing a sword to chop)

Supreme treasure: no, hero! I went back to ask your senior sister for an antidote to save you, and it was too late to find you when I got back.

Bai Jingjing: You lied to me!

Supreme treasure: You don't believe it? (Pulls out Yu Pei) Look!

The misunderstanding between the two people has been cleared up. Two women were caught by Niu Wangmo, and they couldn't escape, and the broken dragon stone slowly fell ...)

Supreme treasure, second master: madam!

Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing: "xianggong"!

(Broken Dragon Stone Pass separates four people. )

Supreme treasure: come again! Like a prajna paramita! (Fifth Time Travel)

(But this time ...)

The end of the play