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The legendary swordsman Xu Hongkai and Wang Simeng performed drunken farce.
Xu Hongkai and Wang Simeng are newlyweds born in 1990s. They have always been childhood friends and have deep feelings. But her husband, Xu Hongkai, has a shortcoming, that is, he likes to go out and drink with friends. When he is drunk, he always makes trouble when he comes home. Wang Simeng shut him out in the middle of the night when he had something to do, and similar embarrassing things didn't happen. Degang Guo, sitting in the observer seat, was deeply moved by their experience.
It turns out that Degang Guo, like Xu Hongkai when he was young, also loved drinking. "When I saw him drinking, I remembered my drinking experience." And drink a lot, "in fact, I drank a lot in my early twenties. I have to drink at least one bottle when I eat alone. Three meals a day, I have to drink 3 Jin of white wine. I have been drinking for many years. "
Degang Guo's abstinence from alcohol is also very noticeable. He revealed: "Until later, one day at dinner, my wife asked me,' Are you addicted?' I thought about it, and I said I wasn't addicted. She asked, "Do you think it smells good?" I really don't think it smells good. I want to act like an agreed action. I pour a bottle and sit and drink. Later, Degang Guo's daughter-in-law asked him, "When will you stop drinking like this?" Can you stop drinking? "Degang Guo said, he wanted to think, and then said to his daughter-in-law," if you don't drink, don't drink. "
And from noon that day to now, for nearly twenty years, Degang Guo really kept his promise and basically didn't drink much. Having said that, Degang Guo turned to Xiaogang Feng and said, "Of course, I was tempted to drink by' bad friends' later, only once and a half in recent years. For example, a man named Xiaogang Feng once encouraged me to drink. The other is Murphy. "
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