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Eating friends must have a punch card in the circle of friends.

A friend who eats vegetables must punch in the circle of friends (the first one) 1. Eating food means: whenever you know a new plant, you should also know its medicinal value and edible value.

Even if the first person who eats crabs is a foodie, he is a foodie who is not afraid of death.

3. Eat supper in the middle of the night and call for losing weight every day.

4. Keep a copy of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!

5. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging abdomen.

6. In a foodie world, there is no heat, no heat, only delicious.

No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

8. This is always a happy thing. Full stomach brings peace of mind.

9. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

10. I threw a coin. If it is broken, I won't eat today.

1 1. sun baby, house, car, objects and food. You said I looked noisy, but I didn't. You think I should enjoy this? Bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can have more fucking face!

12. fasting, dry food, nothing to find, appetite is awakened!

13. People have two things that others can't take away: the food they eat in their stomachs and the dreams in their hearts. Be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!

14. Eating food is either eating or on the road.

15. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat than an idiot who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

16. A foodie does not eat in one place all his life, but has food everywhere.

17. In a world where everyone eats food, there is no heat, only delicious food.

18. When I found my wife, I found a foodie. It's easy to be satisfied if you continue to eat when you are full.

19. Friends circle is basking in food every day ~ I am so busy at work that I can only bask in yesterday's overtime meal.

20. Why do many people claim to be foodies? Because you don't say that you are a foodie, people will think that you are born fat!

For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.

22. An excellent person like me should eat meat all his life.

23. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

24. The so-called eating goods means eating in your mouth and being thin in your heart.

25. When you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".

26. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know that there is a world of difference between "... but I am full" and "I am full, but ...".

27. If I don't get fat after midnight snack, I'd like to open a small stove every day.

28. Eat with skill and eat with tactics!

29. Eating is the highest state, so you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

I don't like eating anything, but I eat everything.

3 1. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

32. True love is when you say you are hungry in the middle of the night, come to pick you up and take you out for a midnight snack.

33. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!

I only eat four meals a day ... breakfast, lunch, dinner, nothing.

35. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

36. Be a carefree eater and an ignorant eater.

37. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

38. Rotten women save the world and eat food to unify the rivers and lakes.

39. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating food is better than being a fool.

40. The first person to eat crabs is a foodie, and he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

Friends who eat vegetables must punch in the circle of friends (Article 3) 4 1. Eating food is kind, because he only wants to eat every day and has no time to count others.

42. It's good to be a foodie and forget everything after eating.

43. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better. 69. Stop being a foodie. I really can't do it!

44. When you are full, you have the strength to lose weight; You don't have to lose weight when you die!

45. I had a barbecue and drank beer, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

46. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. She must have just had enough when she said this.

47. If you think that eating is everything in life, you are wrong, and sleep!

48. Happiness is a foodie with a big belly and a fat figure.

49. A foodie is either eating or on the way.

50. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

5 1. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

52. I really admire those who forget to eat when they can do things. From a man who forgets things when he eats.

53. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

54. Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.

55. If you think that eating is the whole of life, you are wrong, and … sleep!

56. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.

57. Talking too much is all saliva.

58. Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, comment on drying food. Who is not a trivial matter?

59. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

60. I can eat, but it doesn't mean I am a foodie. It just means I'm easy to raise.

A girlfriend who eats vegetables eats vegetables and basks in her circle of friends.

A girlfriend who eats vegetables and basks in a circle of friends must copy (the first one) 1. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

2. In a foodie world, there is no heat, only delicious.

I can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!

I can only choose one of breakfast and midnight snack, so I will choose midnight snack.

Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.

6. A foodie is either eating or on the way.

7. If I am a monster, are you afraid that Mr. Cao ... will love me?

8. I found that as a foodie, I was either hungry or supportive!

9. Not everyone can eat food. Delicious food needs a keen taste and an excellent appetite.

10. If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

1 1. I'm just a qualified foodie with a disappointing stomach.

12. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

13. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

14. People are inherently mortal, or starve to death or die.

15. Being able to eat does not mean that I am a foodie, but that I am good at raising.

16. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!

17. The breeder fed it to me. I eat four or five meals a day, take supper at midnight, and snacks never stop. I was raised fat for nothing.

18. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it.

19. If you think that eating is everything in life, it's wrong, and sleep!

20. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

A girlfriend who eats vegetables and basks in a circle of friends must copy (2) 2 1. Who says eating food can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

22. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sun was just right and I was full.

Put some poison in the middle of the night. They say that drying delicious food will increase female powder. I'll try.

24. Last words of a foodie: Don't do anything else, burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.

25. The highest level of eating food is to see it.

26. A person's life is very simple. A single cycle, a note, a delicious meal made by oneself ... It's just a habitual process from fear to enjoyment.

27. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two when you are full.

28. Do you have any ice cream? Do you have potato chips? Do you have popcorn? Do you have a lollipop? I am a foodie party. Is it?

29. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

30. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat than a fool who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

3 1. It's fashionable for fat people to eat thin people.

32. I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free …

33. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it.

34. If you survive, you will have pot porridge.

35. This is always a happy thing. Full stomach brings peace of mind.

36. I just realized that when I was losing weight, there were so many people drying food in my circle of friends!

37. For all foodies: I'm not hungry, but my tongue is too lonely.

38. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.

39. I want to be a foodie who will never get fat.

40. Eating is a blessing, but not eating is a sin. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is food, the world can throw it away.

A girlfriend who eats vegetables and basks in a circle of friends must copy (article 3) 4 1. It is already a high level to eat food to quench your thirst and draw cakes to satisfy your hunger.

42. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating food is better than being a fool.

43. It is said that night owls should poison, bask in delicious food, bask in cold pets, take normal selfies and take 2b selfies before going to bed late at night.

44. For foodies, koi fish of the lotus pond wants to stew.

45. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, eat whole foods every day and cook at night.

46. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

47. I just want a foodie to cry and laugh with me.

48. I threw a coin. If I break it, I will have no food today.

49. People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth to eat.

50. Eating snacks at night, eating and eating, is moving.

5 1. That's right, this time, it's time to bask in delicious food again ~ Are you hungry?

52. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

53. The circle of friends is a pit, full of meat, and someone is in charge of you. Sun Cai, you are invited to treat. Print books and someone will lend them to you. Can you simply appreciate it?

54. When you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".

55. If you are not full, you will be hungry again. In order to save food, I would rather die than starve to death.

I was either eating or eating on the way to dinner.

57. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

58. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? It's not that there are many delicious objects, but that you think everything is delicious.

59. Eating is a blessing, and the more the better.

Summary of 60 high-quality sun-dried products necessary for foodies.

High quality copy (1) 1. I really hate this kind of drying food in a circle of friends. Can you dry your legs?

2. When you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".

People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than being a fool.

It's nothing to eat while walking. You can eat while running.

5. Who said that eating food can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

6. It is already a high level to be able to quench your thirst by looking at plums and painting cakes to satisfy your hunger.

7. It is said that every girlfriend has a foodie around her. They all have a characteristic, that is, they always like to call "eating" "delicious". Do you?

8. If there are no snacks at home, I will go shopping in the heavy rain. Anyway, in my heart, eating is the biggest.

9. The three sentences that touched me the most: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, and take you to eat delicious food.

10. If you think that eating is the whole of life, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

1 1. Eating motto: Just eat!

12. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? It's not that there are many delicious objects, but that you think everything is delicious.

13. The most beautiful song when confessing to eating food: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ exiled to the sky.

14. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

15. Aesthetic food and love can't be disappointed.

16. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

17. Be a carefree foodie and an idle foodie.

18. The weather is unpredictable, and people are doomed.

19. Peak energy of eating: eat more, eat more and eat better!

20. Do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

I have a dream that one day, all restaurants in the world will be free …

22. Full and bloated, full of strength.

23. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

24. fasting, dry food, nothing to look for, appetite is awakened!

25. Cheese is power.

26. For foodies, eating has nothing to do with not eating or being full.

27. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

28. Those who look good and like to eat are foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat can only be called gits. What a painful understanding.

29. In the circle of friends, some bask in objects, some bask in babies, some bask in beautiful scenery and some bask in delicious food, all of which are full of happiness. I can only bask in the sun, but I am also very happy!

30. Today's stomach is 128G.

3 1. Please pay attention to the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.

32. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!

Eating food means that whenever you want to eat, you must eat!

Not everyone can eat food. Delicious food needs a keen taste and an excellent appetite.

35. You have to wait five minutes to eat instant noodles and eight minutes to eat eggs, waiting for what you like.

36. I just want a foodie to cry and laugh with me.

37. The spirit of a food peak: eat more, eat more, and eat better!

38. Do you have any ice cream? Do you have potato chips? Do you have popcorn? Do you have a lollipop? I am a foodie party. Is it?

39. Time for drying food ~ This is what I have been insisting on.

40. One person will feel guilty when ordering takeout for dinner, but not when two people eat together. What kind of psychology is this?

High-quality copy of sun-baked food necessary for foodies (Chapter III) 4 1. Who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it is TV.

42. Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, let's comment on the delicious food. Who is not a trivial matter?

43. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

44. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

45. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!

46. You can only choose one of breakfast and midnight snack. I choose midnight snack.

47. A foodie is either eating or on the way.

48. A foodie queen, please call me Her Majesty!

49. Why are there so many delicious foods tonight? It doesn't matter. Must I go to the meeting so far?

50. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

5 1. Eating food is the enjoyment of the mouth, but I want to be thin in my heart.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.

53. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!

54. I think today is a good day to go home and bask in bask in the quilt.

55. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

56. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat, than a fool who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

57. I can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!

58. It is obvious that he is a foodie and insists that he is a god of food.

Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfactory.

60. In the past, the sea was hardly water. Fish-flavored shredded pork with chicken legs.

Humorous sentences in the circle of friends who eat goods perfectly.

A humorous sentence in a circle of friends (the first one) 1. I hate the kind of man who thinks he is handsome at the age of 38 but is actually dead! ! ! ! !

2. I found that as a foodie, I was either hungry or supportive!

3. Eat fat; Eat or be greedy.

4. I realized that when I was losing weight, there were so many people drying food in my circle of friends!

5. If two people have a long relationship, it's not pork and pork.

6. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

7. It is said that this is the state when foodies are crazy: they are happy in their mouths and want to be thin in their hearts.

8. In a world where everyone eats food, there is no heat, only delicious food.

9. picky eaters are not worthy of eating.

10. At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy my own cooking.

1 1. Happiness is: food is in the pot, friends miss it, don't ask tomorrow.

12. The wishing pool is a desire to eat food.

13. Why do many people claim to be foodies? Because you don't say that you are a foodie, people will think that you are born fat!

14. I was either eating or eating on my way.

15. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

16. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just had enough.

17. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, eat whole foods every day and cook at night.

18. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

19. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

Please pay attention to the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.

I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie, can I say it myself?

22. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

23. Last words of a foodie: Just do something else. Burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

24. I want to lose weight every day just to scare the meat.

25. The wishing pool is a desire to eat food.

26. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

27. Eating is the enjoyment in your mouth, and you want to be thin in your heart.

28. The killer sentence of refusing to eat and propose marriage: 1. I can't cook; I only eat and don't wash dishes.

29. Picking you up in the middle of the night and taking you out for a midnight snack is true love.

30. Even if the first person who eats crabs is a foodie, he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

3 1. A foodie is either eating or on the way to eat.

32. It is said that eating food will not fail ... because a eating food is too heavy to fail.

Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must be full.

I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie. I speak for myself?

35. When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.

36. Eating is a blessing, and the more the better.

37. Yes, it's time to bask in delicious food again ~ Are you hungry?

I had a barbecue and drank beer, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

39. Keep a copy of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!

40. Eating food means that whenever you know a new plant, you should also check its medicinal and edible value.

Humorous sentences in the circle of perfect foodies (Chapter 3) 4 1. I really envy those who forget to eat when they can work.

42. Aesthetic food and love can't live up to.

43. Some pustules are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.

44. Not for drying food. I like the color matching of this tablecloth very much.

45. I am a principled foodie, and everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it. -talk about the character of eating goods.

46. My dream is to eat all kinds of delicious food day and night and leave vegetables at night.

47. No matter how busy you are, you can't delay eating!

48. Eat midnight snack and shout to lose weight every day.

49. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!

50. Is there anything better than eating delicious food? I am a foodie, and I am afraid of being sad.

5 1. The happy life of foodies is that after buying banana milk, they find that freezing is also super delicious.

52. People have two things that others can't take away: the food they eat in their stomachs and the dreams in their hearts. Be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!

53. I am just a qualified foodie, and I am full of disappointment.

54. I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

55. If you survive, you will have pot porridge.

56. Not everyone can eat food. Delicious food needs a keen taste and an excellent appetite.

57. Eating goods can always treat the blackboard eraser as a piece of buttered bread.

58. Last words of a foodie: Don't do anything else, burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.

59. There was once a delicious Caicai, which I didn't cherish until I lost it. If God gives me a chance, I will say: Long live the grain.

60. I think today is a good day to go home and bask in bask in the quilt.