Drug joke

see a doctor

Screenwriter: Jiang Keguan

Times: Modern

Venue: Outpatient Department of Psychological Hospital

Character: Dr. Niu, male, 40 years old, psychologist, referred to as "Niu", the antonym of "Nong"

Director Zhu, male, 60 years old, retired cadre, referred to as "Zhu"

Guang Qi, there is a desk and an armchair on the stage, and there is a sign of "Psychological Hospital". Zhu sat in a chair and shook his fan.

(Cows come out from behind the stage)

Niu: Director Zhu, why don't you go?

Zhu: How can I go if you don't cure me?

Niu: Director Zhu, I tried my best to treat you, but you are still like a donkey. (Push Zhu out)

Zhu: You said I looked like a donkey. You are a veterinarian, but Lang and I don't care about diseases.

Bull: If you are really a donkey, I will definitely look at you.

Zhu: Dr. Niu, please do one more thing for me. do sth. ...

Niu: Oh, (thinking) OK, you sit here for a while, and I'll go to your hometown to find someone.

Zhu: Who are you looking for?

Niu: Don't ask me, I went. (Go down to make up)

Zhu: This man used to treat cattle. When the situation of reform and opening up was good, he turned to be a psychologist. I used to be a director for a long time, so I stopped laughing. Now, as soon as I retire, my wife scolds me when she sees me, and my grandson cries when she sees me, so I come to Dr. Niu to cure this disease that I can't laugh. He asked me to be the general manager first, saying that the salary was quite high. You see, I am not short of money at all. Then, he found a girl to seduce me. I am a wife-shy person. This Zhu Can doctor can't prescribe the right medicine at all. How can he cure my illness!

(Cows dress up as farmers)

Nong: Director Zhu, who is that?

Zhu: I'm Director Zhu.

Nong: I don't believe it. I'll call him Kan Kan, (shouting to the audience) Sha Niu!

Zhu: Well, you, you, you, call me by my nickname. Who are you?

Nong: You are really a sand cow. How did you become such a ghost? I am a bull!

Zhu: (suddenly smiles) Oh, you are a cow, a cow, a cow! (Hugging) I haven't seen you for decades, and I can still see your childhood shadow.

Nong: I can still see you spanking.

Zhu: What are you doing in town?

Nong: It was Dr. Niu from this hospital who called me here.

Zhu: Oh. Niu, tell me about the changes in my hometown.

Agriculture: Great changes. In recent years, our Lvlin town has been developing tourism, and the rivers in front of us have become drifting. The weir pond where we played with ancient balls as children has been transformed into a swimming pool.

Zhu: Do you remember one time when we went to Yantang to play ancient ball, and someone took our clothes away?

Nong: You drew a pair of black shorts on us as soon as you took out the ink. We swaggered along the road, but others just couldn't see us!

Zhu: Ha. ...

Nong: Well, do you remember when we were young, we climbed trees and dug nests?

Zhu: Yes. Once, you climbed a tree and got shot in the ass by a bee. My mother disinfected you with milk, and you set a world record for eating milk with your ass! Ha ha ha ha!

Farmer: You forget that once, you were stealing someone else's cucumber, and a rhubarb dog drove you away. You used your quick wits to squat on the ground with your pants down. You say to rhubarb dog, dog, if you don't bite me, I'll take the guests.

Zhu: Ha ... Gee, it's interesting to recall childhood.

Nong: Hey, why do you smile so beautifully?

Zhu: Yes, (jumping up and shouting) I will laugh! I will laugh!

Nong: Don't shout! (Cover Zhu's mouth)

Zhu: Why?

Farmer: Dr. Niu will come to collect the money right away.

Zhu: Run!

(Both run down and cut the lights)