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Who has the most complete quotations from two dogs? . Thank you. .

If a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

Forgive me for raising my heart to the extreme, but there is no sin in the world.

Pretending to be tolerant of others is actually your own incompetence, because you dare not hurt others and interpret it as forgiveness in a cowardly and pale way.

She remembers a book that seems to say that a woman should have a crush on a man once in her life, preferably her first love. At that time, she can be a little more stupid, and then she can leave her shrewdness and wisdom to her marriage.

Mastering a lot of knowledge may not bring wealth, but without goods, you are doomed to crawl at the bottom of the wealth pyramid for a lifetime.

A person's knowledge is a circle. The more knowledge, the bigger the circle, the wider the contact area, and the more opportunities to grasp and peep.

He who sees through the floating life is half Buddha and half fairy.

The higher the civilization, the more extreme the barbarism.

All kinds of disasters, fears and reverence for all beings in the world are decided by me, so what should I do?

Put it down.

Simple two words, only eleven strokes.

Everyone knows how to laugh. It is hard to laugh at people in the right place, and it is even harder to laugh at people.

Millionaires sharpen their heads and try to squeeze into the circle of multimillionaires. Multimillionaires want to go one step further and have a cup of tea with billionaires. Billionaires want to enjoy the glory with politicians who hold the power of life and death. The underground world of shopping malls, politics and shady scenes is intertwined with different levels of siege. Being in it is a blessing or a curse. No one can tell, but it is always outside the besieged city.

Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

Chen has half a leisure time in Runan. Great wisdom is near a demon and a fairy.

Not every ant struggling at the bottom is doomed to mediocrity. Fortunately, if you give them a fulcrum, you may be able to pry the lever to move the elephant.

A gentleman thinks it is good to rely on talent. Little people think evil with their talents.

The wolf and the truth meet in a cold joke.

There are bones and ambitions buried under the ground.

Living to see the enemies fall one by one is the greatest pleasure in life.

When a thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party give in, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

Feather worms account for 60 out of 300 points, and Shen Jun is the best.

Which family has a hard time, always thinking about their own suffering, useless, but also have to look forward.

A crazy old man said that the poverty of the poor is not stupidity, but fate.

There's nothing in this world. Son of a bitch? Love in the Peach Blossom Garden, once it comes into contact with daily necessities, will rot in the air with bitten apples.

Life is so dull in the past, and it is also a great fate to stir up a few splashes occasionally.

Falcons choose to fly in a wider sky than eagles, and are doomed to be more lonely.

Grandpa always said that people watch when they are doing things. It's not that God doesn't have eyes, but that God sometimes dozes off.

Whether a person can have a place in heaven and earth in the future depends on talent, wrist, vision and a little belief in fate.

The dead, the buried and the living are watching.

Ill-gotten wealth, as rich as an enemy, has been a cloud to me for more than 30 years, and finally gave me a calm. Maybe this is the so-called inside story.

Society is very practical. The reality is cruel. Brother is unreliable. Women are snobs.

Do you know where the poor are sad? It is a lifelong struggle for what others are born unwilling to cherish.

Fortunately, most poor people are blind at first, and like you, they can't see whether tomorrow is good or bad. I don't know whether what I did today has practical significance. The smell of money is scattered all over the world, successful people smile brightly, literati groan without illness, and officials spend money like water when shouting anti-corruption and advocating honesty. This has nothing to do with you, it is closely related to you, so some people are angry and some people cry. Some people are crazy, and most people are numb.

My grandfather once said that people may not see it in the sky when they are doing it, but the ancestors lying underground must be watching.

Ten thousand people ride a white horse, the left is yellow and the right is pale. I only care about Wang Baochuan.

Dressed like snow, I returned to the Central Plains and filmed Sirius for the first time. Let go of Xiliang and leave it alone. ...

Chen won't waste every grain of rice in his bowl, let alone have a good chance to get it.

There is no love for no reason, no hate for no reason, and no pay for no reason.

Loneliness, if a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

Forgive me for raising my heart to the extreme, but there is no sin in the world.

Pretending to be tolerant of others is actually your own incompetence, because you dare not hurt others and interpret it as forgiveness in a cowardly and pale way.

She remembers a book that seems to say that a woman should have a crush on a man once in her life, preferably her first love. At that time, she can be a little more stupid, and then she can leave her shrewdness and wisdom to her marriage.

Mastering a lot of knowledge may not bring wealth, but without goods, you are doomed to crawl at the bottom of the wealth pyramid for a lifetime.

A person's knowledge is a circle. The more knowledge, the bigger the circle, the wider the contact area, and the more opportunities to grasp and peep.

He who sees through the floating life is half Buddha and half fairy.

The higher the civilization, the more extreme the barbarism.

All kinds of disasters, fears and reverence for all beings in the world are decided by me, so what should I do?

Put it down.

Simple two words, only eleven strokes.

Everyone knows how to laugh. It is hard to laugh at people in the right place, and it is even harder to laugh at people.

Millionaires sharpen their heads and try to squeeze into the circle of multimillionaires. Multimillionaires want to go one step further and have a cup of tea with billionaires. Billionaires want to enjoy the glory with politicians who hold the power of life and death. The underground world of shopping malls, politics and shady scenes is intertwined with different levels of siege. Being in it is a blessing or a curse. No one can tell, but it is always outside the besieged city.

Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

Chen has half a leisure time in Runan. Great wisdom is near a demon and a fairy.

Not every ant struggling at the bottom is doomed to mediocrity. Fortunately, if you give them a fulcrum, you may be able to pry the lever to move the elephant.

A gentleman thinks it is good to rely on talent. Little people think evil with their talents.

The wolf and the truth meet in a cold joke.

There are bones and ambitions buried under the ground.

Living to see the enemies fall one by one is the greatest pleasure in life.

When a thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party give in, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

Feather worms account for 60 out of 300 points, and Shen Jun is the best.

Which family has a hard time, always thinking about their own suffering, useless, but also have to look forward.

A crazy old man said that the poverty of the poor is not stupidity, but fate.

There's nothing in this world. Son of a bitch? Love in the Peach Blossom Garden, once it comes into contact with daily necessities, will rot in the air with bitten apples.

Life is so dull in the past, and it is also a great fate to stir up a few splashes occasionally.

Falcons choose to fly in a wider sky than eagles, and are doomed to be more lonely.

Grandpa always said that people watch when they are doing things. It's not that God doesn't have eyes, but that God sometimes dozes off.

Whether a person can have a place in heaven and earth in the future depends on talent, wrist, vision and a little belief in fate.

The dead, the buried and the living are watching.

Ill-gotten wealth, as rich as an enemy, has been a cloud to me for more than 30 years, and finally gave me a calm. Maybe this is the so-called inside story.

Society is very practical. The reality is cruel. Brother is unreliable. Women are snobs.

Do you know where the poor are sad? It is a lifelong struggle for what others are born unwilling to cherish.

Fortunately, most poor people are blind at first, and like you, they can't see whether tomorrow is good or bad. I don't know whether what I did today has practical significance. The smell of money is scattered all over the world, successful people smile brightly, literati groan without illness, and officials spend money like water when shouting anti-corruption and advocating honesty. This has nothing to do with you, it is closely related to you, so some people are angry and some people cry. Some people are crazy, and most people are numb.

My grandfather once said that people may not see it in the sky when they are doing it, but the ancestors lying underground must be watching.

Ten thousand people ride a white horse, the left is yellow and the right is pale. I only care about Wang Baochuan.

Dressed like snow, I returned to the Central Plains and filmed Sirius for the first time. Let go of Xiliang and leave it alone. ...

Chen won't waste every grain of rice in his bowl, let alone have a good chance to get it.

There is no love for no reason, no hate for no reason, and no pay for no reason.

Take a step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

He doesn't want to give women a third chance. For the first time, he was excusable. The second time, he hardly thought he was smart. The third time, he really committed suicide.

Small people, no matter how small, may have a little inhuman self-esteem for others.

In fact, opportunity is a combination of opportunity and risk.

No matter who is a nobody or a rich boy, if you want to succeed, you have to look farther, enlarge the measurement, think more, be pregnant with six points of malice and three points of coldness, and also have to leave a point of goodwill for yourself and future generations.

If you want to see far, you have to read more books, see more people who are superior, drill more circles and be generous. Old bones, who has worked hard for decades, knows that he is really big, otherwise he can suffocate himself.

You are still young, so don't be afraid to make mistakes. As long as you can stand loneliness, I believe that no one is destined to look down on your eyes all your life.

Opening your eyes is not the same as facing reality.

When you enter the circle in the future. I know that officials are big and small, with more money and less money. It is not necessarily the most important thing, but the most important thing is to make the final decision, otherwise it is nonsense.

It's a pity that a man, especially a young man who hasn't reached middle age, doesn't have the arrogance of Wang Yang War.

No matter who is a nobody or a rich boy, if you want to succeed, you have to look farther, enlarge the measurement, think more, be pregnant with six points of malice and three points of coldness, and also have to leave a point of goodwill for yourself and future generations. If you want to see far, you have to read more books, see more people who are superior, drill more circles and be generous. Old bones, who has worked hard for decades, knows that he is really big, otherwise he can suffocate himself.

When he finally sat in the back row and wanted to have a good look at this * * * and the country's favorite night scene, Chen subconsciously took out the note with a number written on it, folded it into a paper plane and put it in his hand. He looked out of the window, looked up at the skyscraper he saw for the first time in his life, and murmured, "Do I have to look up like this all my life?"

3. In the eyes of onlookers and superiors, ordinary people who are running around for their lives but doing nothing are always ridiculous. Pastor Gracian pointed out in the Book of Wisdom written in the17th century that "half of the world is laughing at the other half, but in fact the whole world is a fool". One or two thousand blue-collar workers a month laugh at migrant workers or street cleaners on the construction site, and white-collar workers who blow air conditioners in the office despise those blue-collar workers who run around the city doing business in the hot sun and rain. The golden collar class despises white-collar workers who are unwilling to make progress, and those standing at the top of the wealth pyramid scoff at the golden collar comrades who work for them. In Xiong Zi's eyes, Chen's life is absurd and humble. When he entered the city, he first worked as a handyman in a small restaurant, and then he got lucky and built a company. He can get five or six thousand yuan a month. It is said that he used to sit in the university town for more than four hours every day, but what can these be? Struggle? Still struggling? PANDA KID looked at the words "accumulated wealth and thin hair" and thought it was ironic that he had to work hard for ten years? Twenty years? Or just for life? Thin hair, how thin hair, a monthly salary of 10 thousand, have your own house in big Shanghai, or marry a city wife?

4。 Handsome: the highest status, but the least freedom, climbing also has disadvantages, dealing with the east and avoiding the west, the appearance is beautiful, and the heart may be full of bitterness. "

Stage; Flying around and working all day, there are only two purposes-one is to save people's lives, not to protect themselves. Rack one's brains to please the big brother above, so that the tree can enjoy the cool, and the tree is scattered. "

It is very likely that with skill and luck, he will climb to a position below one person and above ten thousand people in a certain circle, that is, a scholar. At that time, he was not only handsome's confidant, but also the biggest accomplice to kill handsome. This is the so-called "boring palace" in chess. Two dog, in a big city of intrigue, it is often the people closest to you who can hurt you. "Looking at his empty chessboard, sink a track:" What am I? "

"pawn."

Cao Jia smiled, put down the three pieces in his hand and picked up one. "The chess pieces crossing the river in China can only rush forward, poor two dogs."

I am lucky to be alone, but I am dead.

This procrastination is the most painful part of life.

But his mother only taught him one thing in her life. People who care about themselves also need to double their returns.

Taoist marrow, like Buddha's truth, is useless, but it is usually nothing. Wear clothes and send shit to eat, lie down when you are sleepy, gain enlightenment in small things, and become a Buddha in small people

Look at every book here. Almost every page has a circle dot, and I believe that almost everything he wrote in the blank of a book has tens of thousands of words. This is called reading a thick book, and then there are those feelings of reading page by page. That's condensation. This is called a reading book. Read a book thick before reading it thin. I really read this book.

What Jiang Zifang wants to say is that good people in this society may not be rewarded, but if you do it with your heart and work like a dog with your tail between your legs, you are likely to get ahead.

If you stick to one thing, you are half successful.

When I was young, I thought I would never forget my feelings for life. Will be eroded bit by bit. Although scars may last a lifetime. But it will never be as painful as it was at first.

But the problem is that I like calves to eat cooked grass.

The relationship between women and feelings is like a cat and a mouse. Young girls treat their feelings like a kitten that just debuted not long ago. When they see a mouse, they always think that there is no shop after crossing the village. They can't wait to swallow it in one gulp and cherish it for life. If you lose it, you will cry, and if you are caught, you will suffer.

If you are a man, you shouldn't refuse every gamble on the life table.

Let him be mad and rebellious, let him be upside down and quite immoral, and I will not move since the eight winds. I feel like a stone.

This ancient city has experienced too much sadness. Being well versed in history, he felt that his life was not a great sorrow, and it was not worth mentioning at all. Therefore, he never complains about others, only feels that it is worthwhile to silently guard a loved one who lives alone, no matter how much he pays, no matter how much he sins and sweats.

It's not the time for a soldier to take off his military uniform, but my brother Chen. This is a lifetime thing.

There is a tiger in my heart, smell the roses!

Most of life is like this. Meeting doesn't necessarily mean knowing each other, and meeting doesn't necessarily mean dating, unless life jokes occasionally.

Since we were born, we have been trying to do a career that is not inferior to others, but we can never predict what we can do to make ourselves successful! But maybe I feel comfortable and happy, which is also a kind of perfection and happiness that can't be pointed at by others!

The collection is not necessarily the most wonderful, but most of them are very useful life philosophies.

There are bones and ambitions buried under the ground.

It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. I, a nobody like me, should be able to wait for a year or so.

When you come to a big city, don't try to be brave, and try not to do things that hurt people when they are down. You can do some icing on the cake. The more wit, the less courage. They often drive into dangerous places and are in danger without knowing it. The last battle was heroic, but his luck was not so good. He wins every time. Sometimes in this life, he loses once and the whole game collapses.

Small people should live with dignity. Men don't have money and women don't have guns, which are trivial things, but without dignity, dogs on the roadside won't look at you directly.

Living to see the enemies fall one by one is the greatest pleasure in life.

When a thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

I've seen all the wild boars weighing 500 kg, but I'm still afraid of people weighing more than 100 kg.

The rich are cats that don't worry about food. When they are happy, they bask in the sun. When you are unhappy, you come out to catch mice for fun. The poor are rats. If they want to live, they must steal and run away.

Cao Jia called it unruly, and Xiao Yao regarded it as immoral. This may be the difference between the two women. Different positions will bring different perspectives, either overlooking or looking up.

Arguing with a fool is sure to lose, and quarreling with a woman is half lost at the beginning, because human beings are naturally sympathetic and habitually stand on the weak side indiscriminately, especially when this woman is still beautiful.

A thing has either value or price, and what has neither is waste. I think the little red flower is this kind.

If a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

Forgive me for raising my heart to the extreme, but there is no sin in the world.

A morality that satisfies oneself is not enough to be called morality, such as saving a person. If you save a person with a sense of morality, it's not morality, it's just hidden fame and fortune.

Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

Children soaked in sugar pots can live without life except growing up, being spoiled and crushed by society.

There are many men who can fight in this world, and there are many handsome men who can fight, but it is rare to spell out a man who dares to take the emperor's knife and say that he will never die.

Take a step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

No matter who is a nobody or a rich boy, if you want to succeed, you have to look farther, enlarge the measurement, think more, be pregnant with six points of malice and three points of coldness, and also have to leave a point of goodwill for yourself and future generations.

There is a tiger in my heart, smelling the roses.

This heart is dragging its feet, which is the most bitter part of life.

Little things lead to enlightenment, and little people become buddhas.

No, crazy people can't survive.

Treat tasks assigned by demanding bosses. You must make your boss feel that you can finish 8/ 10 ahead of schedule and finally give the result of 120%. This will not disappoint your superior, but also give him a surprise. Even if you screw up, your superiors will have low expectations of you from the beginning. Your image will naturally light up.

Sometimes, we poor people are really unhappy. We don't think those rich animals stand too high, and we don't blame the beautiful miss Moist for being too proud. No matter how hard I try, I just can't help myself. I can't climb that position, I can't get into their bed.

Good people in this society may not be rewarded, but if you are willing to act like a dog with your tail between your legs, you are likely to get ahead.

The relationship between women and feelings is like a cat and a mouse. Young girls treat their feelings like a kitten that just debuted not long ago. When they see a mouse, they always think that there is no shop after crossing the village. They can't wait to swallow it in one gulp and cherish it for life. If you lose it, you will cry, and if you are caught, you will suffer.

I am a businessman, it is not suitable for me to say that a drop of water returns a spring, but it is ok for you to return me a plum and a peach.

Let him be mad and rebellious, let him be upside down and quite immoral, and I will not move since the eight winds. I feel like a stone.

It doesn't matter if you have sex several times when you are young, but you can touch jb as little as possible and don't get too involved before you are 30, otherwise you can't concentrate on your career. If you indulge in lust, you are afraid of being hurt. It can't be cured for more than ten or twenty years, and there's nothing I can do. When you finally wake up, you will go birding with Dajiangdong in the prime time of your life.

Let's seduce uncle with a honey trap. Come on, let's see who eats who in the end.

Give eight points, do ten points and leave two points to avoid being so tired physically and mentally.

Drops of water wear through the stone, hard as iron, and I don't move like a rock.

A lot of bitterness, too bitter to say, is the most hurtful.

Closed doors are deep mountains, and peace of mind is pure land everywhere.

The world is far from the bird path, and human feelings are more floating than fish.

No matter what kind of friendship, it is a bottle of white wine. The longer the storage time, the higher the value. Once unsealed, it may only be enough for an alcoholic to drink too much once, so be sure to cherish it.

A man threw away his shiny coat. An outstanding life story. Beautiful face. What's left? Is it full of dirty water? Is it a disease-free moan? Or splendid mountains and rivers?

Don't be a fickle and unfaithful man. Don't be a person who takes power without leaving the bottom line. Don't deliberately flaunt a deviant man. Don't be an arrogant man. Don't sympathize with a man who is full of Mr. Nice guy.

The heart is not destroyed by the decline in profits, the ruined reputation, the bitterness and joy, but by the eight winds.

Well-planned surprises in life always make people laugh, which may be bloody or astringent.

The people who hurt others the most in life must be men and women with a vague sense of distance. They are perfect and everything is the best, which is just the wishful thinking of silly children, especially in terms of emotions.

The heart cannot be impetuous, and the technique needs thunder.

Two dogs, two dogs. He is not a dog. It's our Chen family. In addition to eating and drinking Lazar. In fact, the most important thing is breathing. Oh! It's a breath. It sucks. This is a struggle to breathe. What are you laughing at? Who is qualified to laugh at two dog? I am a lout in Chen Fugui. No tricks. Let's leave it here today. I don't care whether you are evil or good. Don't hurt two dogs. Or one life is worth ten lives. I can't make ten. I will dig your ancestral grave.

In 30 years, all beings are cattle and horses, and in 60 years, all buddhas and dragons are elephants.

Dare to do what you want. Then kill him. Dare to do it. Live your own life.

I've suffered a lot. You can't miss anything. You can't have more than me.

In front of the goddess control, lolicon's mature woman controls the royal sister, clothes and things.

I was lucky to get it, but I'm dead.

This procrastination is the most painful part of life.

But his mother only taught him one thing in her life. People who care about themselves also need to double their returns.

Taoist marrow, like Buddha's truth, is useless, but it is usually nothing. Wear clothes and send shit to eat, lie down when you are sleepy, gain enlightenment in small things, and become a Buddha in small people

Look at every book here. Almost every page has a circle dot, and I believe that almost everything he wrote in the blank of a book has tens of thousands of words. This is called reading a thick book, and then there are those feelings of reading page by page. That's condensation. This is called a reading book. Read a book thick before reading it thin. I really read this book.

What Jiang Zifang wants to say is that good people in this society may not be rewarded, but if you do it with your heart and work like a dog with your tail between your legs, you are likely to get ahead.

If you stick to one thing, you are half successful.

When I was young, I thought I would never forget my feelings for life. Will be eroded bit by bit. Although scars may last a lifetime. But it will never be as painful as it was at first.

But the problem is that I like calves to eat cooked grass.

The relationship between women and feelings is like a cat and a mouse. Young girls treat their feelings like a kitten that just debuted not long ago. When they see a mouse, they always think that there is no shop after crossing the village. They can't wait to swallow it in one gulp and cherish it for life. If you lose it, you will cry, and if you are caught, you will suffer.

If you are a man, you shouldn't refuse every gamble on the life table.

Let him be mad and rebellious, let him be upside down and quite immoral, and I will not move since the eight winds. I feel like a stone.

This ancient city has experienced too much sadness. Being well versed in history, he felt that his life was not a great sorrow, and it was not worth mentioning at all. Therefore, he never complains about others, only feels that it is worthwhile to silently guard a loved one who lives alone, no matter how much he pays, no matter how much he sins and sweats.

It's not the time for a soldier to take off his military uniform, but my brother Chen. This is a lifetime thing.

There is a tiger in my heart, smell the roses!

Most of life is like this. Meeting doesn't necessarily mean knowing each other, and meeting doesn't necessarily mean dating, unless life jokes occasionally.

Since we were born, we have been trying to do a career that is not inferior to others, but we can never predict what we can do to make ourselves successful! But maybe I feel comfortable and happy, which is also a kind of perfection and happiness that can't be pointed at by others!

The collection is not necessarily the most wonderful, but most of them are very useful life philosophies.

There are bones and ambitions buried under the ground.

It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. I, a nobody like me, should be able to wait for a year or so.

When you come to a big city, don't try to be brave, and try not to do things that hurt people when they are down. You can do some icing on the cake. The more wit, the less courage. They often drive into dangerous places and are in danger without knowing it. The last battle was heroic, but his luck was not so good. He wins every time. Sometimes in this life, he loses once and the whole game collapses.

Small people should live with dignity. Men don't have money and women don't have guns, which are trivial things, but without dignity, dogs on the roadside won't look at you directly.

Living to see the enemies fall one by one is the greatest pleasure in life.

When a thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

I've seen all the wild boars weighing 500 kg, but I'm still afraid of people weighing more than 100 kg.

The rich are cats that don't worry about food. When they are happy, they bask in the sun. When you are unhappy, you come out to catch mice for fun. The poor are rats. If they want to live, they must steal and run away.

Cao Jia called it unruly, and Xiao Yao regarded it as immoral. This may be the difference between the two women. Different positions will bring different perspectives, either overlooking or looking up.

Arguing with a fool is sure to lose, and quarreling with a woman is half lost at the beginning, because human beings are naturally sympathetic and habitually stand on the weak side indiscriminately, especially when this woman is still beautiful.

A thing has either value or price, and what has neither is waste. I think the little red flower is this kind.

If a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

Forgive me for raising my heart to the extreme, but there is no sin in the world.

A morality that satisfies oneself is not enough to be called morality, such as saving a person. If you save a person with a sense of morality, it's not morality, it's just hidden fame and fortune.