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"Not for one dollar! Five cents for two!~" What is the name of this skit?
"Fifty Cents" alias (Fool Sells Eggs)
Performers: Li Jianhua, Shi Fukuan
Explanation: This is a temporary production directed by CCTV to cooperate with family planning The 2-minute sketch (hat play) is not available for download yet.
Appreciate the Qizhi Dingbing version of "The Fool Selling Eggs" (dialect, animation). Tip: Click on the villain on the screen to start
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Also known as "Five Cents and Two" (Fool Selling Eggs)
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Idiot: Selling, selling selling, eggs are 5 cents each, eggs are 5 cents each!
Guest; who is it, what are you shouting about so early in the morning? !
Idiot: Eggs are 50 cents each, 50 cents each!
The guest came up and looked: Hey, it’s quite fresh.
Idiot: Of course. Yes, they are all eggs laid by hens
Guest: Okay, here’s a dollar
Fool: No,
Guest: Hey, you are How do people do business?
Idiot: 50 cents! My mother said she was afraid that I would be deceived, so she only sold 50 cents!
The customer didn’t understand. : Come for 50 cents, (Give money to the egg) Come to 50 cents (Give money to the egg)
Guest: Hey, isn’t this just one yuan? (finger-fool laughs)
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Idiot: Hey hey hey, look how stupid you are!
Guest: Am I stupid?
Idiot: My mother said, sell eggs to make money for me to get a wife.
The guest deliberately teased him: Who is your wife?
Idiot: My cousin
Guest: Who is your cousin
Idiot: It’s my aunt
Guest: Then who is your aunt?
Idiot: My aunt
Guest: Who is your aunt?
Idiot: My mother
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