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Protagonist: Long Xiaoxiao and Du Guyun
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First, the little dragon monster
"I opened this mountain and planted this road. If you want to travel here, stay and buy the toll! " I pinched my waist and stopped the person in front like a robber. I just learned this sentence two days ago, and I don't know if it is useful.
He just gave me a cold look, and the silver light flashed, and a physical attack KO killed me.
5555555555 doesn't even require skill. Am I really that weak? ...
"Depend, only 20 experience. Are you really a 100 dragon monster? Not a gecko? " He looked at me contemptuously and held himself high above me. While stepping on it, he said, "I really don't know whether it is bad luck or good luck to kill a dragon monster with 20 years of experience in Ganlongshan ..."
Gecko wall ... this dragon's self-esteem has been seriously hit-hum, lone cloud ranger! I will definitely remember you!
I didn't stay where I was born again, but turned back to the rest area of Ganlongshan in frustration. Anyway, it's the same to stay and be reborn. If it doesn't break out in the ear, it will perish in the ear.
See me in my 264th period: "Hey, Mix, aren't you going to train?" My ears drooped and I was listless: "For a second, I didn't even get a chance to put my skills. People can't practice. " Sister 264 smiled and tugged at my ear to comfort me: "Who told you to give birth to such a small baby, with poor skills and low precautions?" Not as good as our dragon monster. It must be the product of a system error! " But these are nothing. You looked much cuter than us when you were so young! "
..... Are you really comforting me? I am a monster, why should I be so cute? I want to be as imposing as everyone else.
Say goodbye to 264 menstruation and return to Qianlong Cave: Hey, why are there so many people today? Didn't everyone go to training?
"Well, I can't live this life any longer." Brother 57 took a small file to get a manicure. He is known as the first handsome man in the dragon, so pay attention to his appearance. Wax made of scales is brighter than a mirror, which makes me dizzy. I quickly covered my eyes with my claws.
Listen to brother 46' s answer: "Yes, there are too many new players recently, and unscrupulous developers still don't open new clothes." More and more experienced players come to Qianlong Mountain to fight monsters and train. The burden of our dragon monster is too heavy, and the demand for rebirth is still in short supply, and there is no time to rest. "
"alas? Isn't it a good thing to have more people? Everyone's skills will improve faster. " I raised my neck and asked.
"That's true, but after all, we are very strange, and many times we can't beat the players. If we are born again too often, we will lose our strength and experience. But don't worry, Mix. You certainly have no trouble in this regard. " Brother 57 put down the file and said that it caused everyone to laugh.
I am embarrassed to scratch my head: "What should I do?" "Collective strike! Protest against the unfair treatment of developers and ask them to open new clothes to reduce the burden of dragons in the third district of Qingcheng. " Brother 46 said, "The patriarch is going to negotiate with NPC today, and we will know the result when he comes back later. After all, it is strange that too few players will definitely not buy it, and developers will earn some card money. " He blinked.
Just then, I heard a dragon roar from outside the Hidden Dragon Cave-it was the head of the clan who came back! I greeted him happily and threw myself into the arms of the patriarch: "Brother Four!" " The fourth brother smiled and touched my head: "Xiaoxiao, it seems that I have grown up a little today." ..... Brother 5555, you've been saying this every day since I was born, but I'm still so young, even smaller than Xiaolong. I got into my fourth brother's arms with injustice, only exposing my little head outside my clothes.
"Fourth brother, how was the negotiation?" Everyone asked in succession.
"I told the NPC the situation. However, because of the full service tonight, it will be reported to the developer tomorrow. " The fourth brother said, "Everyone has worked too hard these days. We can have a good rest tonight."
"Oh yeah!" Everyone cheered and went home to sleep. Fourth brother picked me up from my skirt: "Mix, you go to sleep quickly." I shook my head: "I'm not sleepy. Fourth brother, hey hey ... "I grinned and held out my little paws. The fourth brother smiled helplessly and poured out a few pine nuts from the treasure bag: "Well, time is pressing today, just these few."
I let out a whoop of joy and knocked on the pine nuts happily-how delicious! I know my fourth brother loves me the most. Every time I go out to do business, I will go to Songlinshan to pick some pine nuts I like for me to eat.
"You love pine nuts so much, I really don't know if you are a little dragon or a little squirrel." The fourth brother smiled and patted me on the head with his forefinger when he saw that I was eating well-5555, don't pat me on the head, it will become silly.
Gloomily, I threw the pine nuts aside. Fourth Brother asked strangely, "What's the matter, Xiaoxiao? Don't pine nuts taste good? " "no ... fourth brother, when do you think I can grow up?" I looked up at the smiling face of the fourth brother.
"Mix has been growing." "Don't fool me." I climbed down from my fourth brother in frustration and walked to the room. The fourth brother arrested me and held me in his hand: "Why does Xiaoxiao have to grow up?" I came to the spirit: "because I want to be so powerful and so handsome!" " "Although 57 elder brother claims to be the first handsome dragon, but in my eyes, the fourth brother is the most handsome dragon. Because brother 57 hasn't learned the skill of transformation, he can't become a human, and the dragons that can't become human all look the same. But fourth brother can. It is said that the higher the skill, the more beautiful the figure. Fourth brother is so handsome, his skill must be very, very high. Moreover, the fourth brother is the boss with the highest service level and the strongest fighting capacity in our district, and once set a record of eliminating 27 players in a row. Moreover, he treats people kindly, has a good temper, has prestige, and everyone listens to him, so it is well-deserved to be the head of our dragon clan!
"Oh, small also feel four elder brother is very handsome? The fourth brother is so happy. " Fourth brother's black eyes are full of smiles, long silver hair is floating around, and white clothes are floating around … so handsome, so handsome! I am fascinated by my four brothers, and my head is spinning. I don't know why I fell asleep in the hands of fourth brother. I seem to hear the fourth brother's low voice say, little fellow, if only you would never grow up like this!
= = 555555, Fourth Brother, don't curse me. ...
The next day, when the past of the two dragons was exposed, everyone gathered in Long Min Square in Qianlong Mountain, waiting for NPC representatives to arrive. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I saw a little dot in the sky, which slowly expanded and became a fairy sister, flying down with a flower basket in her hand. Is this the legendary flower fairy?
The 57-year-old brother's eyes are full of heart: "Hi, beauty, what's your name?" Hum, this colorful dragon.
Sister Fairy smiled and said, "Little girl, Flower Fairy, I have met 57 childe." Oh, my God, it's really called Flower Fairy. ...
"The flower fairy is so beautiful and moving, why haven't you seen it before?" Brother 57 flirts.
The flower fairy covered her mouth and smiled: "Ha ha, the 57-year-old son really deserves his reputation, the first colorful dragon! I used to be an NPC in the sixth district of Emei, but I was urgently transferred here because of lack of manpower. " "Haha, no wonder I haven't seen it." Brother 57 smirked in a daze. Idiot, people are scolding you and laughing. Qiang BS, this stupid color dragon.
"Please fairy personally. I wonder if there is a solution to this matter? " Four elder brother held out his hand and said hello, light asked.
NPC, the flower fairy, frowned: "Alas, this matter is actually quite difficult to handle. You dragons are not the only ones who have this situation. Other monsters also complained to us. The developer said that money was tight recently and it was impossible to open new clothes. We must find another way to lighten your burden. "
The fourth brother also frowned: "What can I do?" "Three days later, please come to Yue Ming Xiamen in Qingfeng-xiangguang fracture for a while, and I will make an announcement together." Sister Flower Fairy finished, raised her basket and flew away.
"Hum, what's the shortage of funds? Obviously stingy! " "Yes, don't think we monsters are ignorant. Who doesn't know that Long Xing Jianghu online is now the largest martial arts online game, with more than 2 million online users, and the developers have made a lot of money. I don't believe in ghosts if I have no money to open a new suit! "
A female ghost emerged from the ground with a faint smile, knocked her skull a few times, agreed, and sneaked back.
"Everybody be quiet." The fourth brother waved and the noisy environment suddenly quieted down. I looked at the fourth brother of Yushu heartily: how handsome! (I don't know which one said she was a colorful dragon ...)
"No matter how strange it is, it can't beat the developers. If they don't open new clothes, there is nothing we can do. It's better to have a solution now than nothing. Let's not go on strike yet, please hold on for another three days. If you can't give us a satisfactory answer within three days, it's not too late for us to strike again. " Fourth brother said.
Hmm! I clenched my little paws hard: I responded positively to the call, and Long Xiaoxiao continued to take the lead.
Three days later, some dragons stayed for players to train, and the rest, led by the fourth brother, flew to the Qingfeng Yueming Building in Jinling, Central Plains. I rode on my fourth brother's back, clutching his dragon horn tightly, and the wind whizzed past me. I was excited and scared. Looking down secretly, a bunch of players don't even bother to fight monsters. They looked straight at a group of dragonflies in the sky, flashing silver, white, black or small. They were all blindsided and said to each other, "Hey, look, the dragons are going to attack the city collectively!" "
= = |||| Can you tell me where the city is first ||| "Brother Four, what kind of dragon do you think I will be when I grow up?" Because of the difficulty in reproduction, our number of dragons is relatively small, only more than 300. However, because the fighting capacity is relatively strong, it is all BOSS level-of course, I ruled it out for the time being-so it can also meet the requirements of players. And these more than 300 dragons are divided into four races-golden dragon, silver dragon, black dragon and white dragon. For example, the fourth brother is a silver dragon, the fifty-seventh brother is a black dragon, and the menstruation is a white dragon. Although dragons are very powerful, they are graded according to different colors. The highest rank is Jinlong, followed by Silver Dragon, Black Dragon and White Dragon. At present, we only have four dragons and one silver dragon, from five to seventy are black dragons, and from seventy-one to three hundred and twenty are white dragons. And I ... nominally, actually ranked, ranking 32 1! But because I was born with poor skills, everyone called me Long Xiaoxiao, not the ranking of 32 1 ... Anyway, this ranking is nothing to show off.
"Small, it should be a small golden dragon!" Fourth brother wanted to think, smiled and said.
"You coax me again. Our family doesn't even have a golden dragon now. Fourth brother, you are the best silver dragon. I am so small and stupid, how can I be a golden dragon? " "Not necessarily! The little ones will grow up, "Fourth Brother laughed." Although it's a little stunted now ... "Hum, even Fourth Brother laughed at me. Angry ING. "But fourth brother, why doesn't our family have a golden dragon?" I asked strangely.
The fourth brother was silent for a while: "In fact, before you were born, I was not a patriarch." Old clan leader, you should call him big brother. He is the only golden dragon in our family. "He paused:" The unique golden dragon. "
"Ah, where is he now? What about the second brother and the third brother? " I didn't notice the change of fourth brother's mood, so I asked anxiously.
The fourth brother didn't laugh, and the flight speed suddenly accelerated. I held on tight: hoo-hoo, that was close. I almost didn't fall down-but even if I did, Fourth Brother would fly down and help me up!
"Our original patriarch and your second brother and third brother were injured in an siege war, and life and death have been unknown ..." "Why is life and death unknown? We monsters will be reborn after being killed by players. If you are not dead, you can go back to your stronghold! " I asked curiously.
"It stands to reason that it should be." However, they have neither been reborn nor come back ... A year has passed and there is no news. Old four's voice was a little low: "I once asked NPC to help me investigate, but there was no news." "In this way, I replaced the eldest brother and became the chief of the fathers. "
"It's strange ... fourth brother, what kind of dragon is Brother Jinlong?" I asked.
"He is the pride of our dragon, the most powerful BOSS in this game." Fourth brother unconsciously raised his voice when he said this.
Wow, fourth brother is already so powerful, and eldest brother is even more powerful than fourth brother.
"Fourth Brother, do you really miss Big Brother?" I grabbed fourth brother's dragon horn and asked. The fourth brother was stunned and smiled: "Mix is small, but he is not stupid at all!" Of course I miss him. Our whole dragon people miss him very much. Although there is no news for so long, we always believe that one day, he will come back! "The fourth brother whispered firmly," I will definitely come back ... "
I don't know why, I suddenly feel that fourth brother is in a very sad mood now. So he unconsciously leaned on his back: "Don't worry, Fourth Brother, I also believe that Big Brother will come back!" " The fourth brother smiled in a low voice: "hmm ... ah, little guy, here we are." I looked down: a tall building with golden walls stands there. This is the first floor of Jinling-Qingfeng Yueming Building.
We landed in the parking lot in front of Qingfeng Yue Ming Building. I lay on my fourth brother's shoulder and looked around: Oh, my God! Monster meeting! I see that such a square with a clear breeze and bright moon has been filled with all kinds of strange things. We are usually doing our own work and have no time to visit relatives, so we just take this opportunity to have a good talk. The whole square is boiling like boiling milk.
"Let's go, Xiaoxiao." The fourth brother turned into a human form, carried me on his shoulders and walked forward.
On the way, the monster leaders of all ethnic groups respectfully greeted the fourth brother. I asked curiously, "fourth brother seems to be very respectful!" " "Of course, our dragon is the highest-ranking monster in the whole game, and the fourth brother is our patriarch. Other monsters naturally have to respect him." Brother 57 scrambled to answer.
Fourth brother didn't speak, just smiled. He nodded slightly when someone greeted him. You look like a general. \ 0/ I only heard that monsters along the way are talking about the recent surge in the number of servers and what happened to monsters. The leader of the cockroach monster complained to Brother Xiong: "This developer is really unkind. If there weren't so many pits, don't invite these people to shit. Even at the speed of our family's reproduction, this blame is not enough for them! " Brother Xiong Guai nodded and agreed: "That is, hungry monsters also have strange rights, and developers can't infringe on strange rights for personal interests!" " In order to cope with these players who killed their eyes, they lost 40 pounds these days! "
I looked at his figure, which was two stories high and two stories wide, and began to imagine what he looked like before he lost forty pounds of meat.
"Hey, isn't this the fourth son of the dragon? Long time no see." Suddenly, a group of girls came over. The leader was dressed in lux and had lux feathers on his head.
"Turns out to be miss fire phoenix. Nice to meet you. " The fourth brother saw her and bowed his head and answered lightly.
"Nice to meet you?" It turns out that the four dragons thought they were lucky to meet me. "Miss fire phoenix put her hand over her mouth and giggled. She saw me lying on my fourth brother's shoulder and said, "Oh, what is this?"? Is it a pet gecko raised by Long Siyang? "
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"It's not like we want to meet. Let's start with luck or misfortune. This is just a courtesy. " The fourth brother is also unambiguous and speaks without mercy. Sure enough, the fire phoenix's face turned white at once, and she barely smiled: "I haven't seen you for so long, so I'm afraid the practice of Long Sizi is in by going up one flight of stairs?"
Fourth brother didn't answer. He looked at the feathers on her head and said, "Miss Fire Phoenix has a good cultivation, too. She has reached the realm of five feathers. " I was at a loss, so I turned around and asked the most gossipy 38 elder sister in our family, "Sister 38, where did this fellow come from?" As the name implies, Sister Sanba leaned in and said nervously, "This is the head of Phoenix Valley and one of the senior figures in the whole military department. It is said that she admired our clan leader and wanted to form an alliance with our clan. Yi Long has a phoenix, and she wants to dominate the monster world. Can our fourth brother have a crush on a chicken like her? I still feel good about myself. So naturally, I decided to refuse! " The grass chicken can't hold back its face. From love to hate, she began to develop her own strength crazily, and she had a hard time with our fourth brother everywhere. "
I shivered: this kind of woman is terrible. Don't say fourth brother, I guess all the bears over there don't want it.
"What does the fourth brother mean by Wuling realm?" "That's the rank symbol of their order of the Phoenix." One feather is 40, five feathers are 200! "Level 200? I shivered again: I am 100 levels higher than me! It's terrible. I don't know who is better than fourth brother. Unconsciously wanted to think, ask out of my mouth.
"Hum, I want to ask you four sons of dragons." The red grass chicken smiled proudly and looked at the fourth brother defiantly-after listening to the description of the 38 th sister, I also decided to secretly call her the red grass chicken.
The fourth brother still said faintly, "No, I'm only 340." Wow, as soon as the voice fell, the surrounding noisy environment instantly quieted down, and countless admiring eyes swished at the fourth brother-what is leadership temperament? This is leadership! !
I am amazed: "It turns out that the fourth brother is more powerful! In fact, I can see, "I pointed to the red hair on the grass chicken's head:" That phoenix didn't even practice his transformation skills well, and his hair is still outside! "
Fourth brother couldn't help laughing, poof bursts into a loud voice, feeling that he was not very good at the girl's face, and held back, with a smile on his face. Red grass chicken is very angry because fourth brother is so much taller than her. After listening to my words, her face turned from white to red and rose like a tomato. She gritted her teeth and waved painfully: "Let's go!"
"Why is she angry? I am telling the truth. " Some injustice to rub his head on the fourth brother's ear. The fourth brother endured a smile: "It turns out that when we were young, we would retaliate against others. That's not a feather that hasn't changed back, but a feather that represents the level of the Phoenix family. The more feathers, the higher the grade. "
"200 is very high?" Why are you so arrogant? Fourth brother, 340 points? "I refuse to accept it.
"Little thing, four elder brother is the chief of the fathers of the silver dragon gens, so the general blame is incomparable. Although the fire phoenix girl is much lower than me, compared with other strange people, the level of 200 is already quite high. Most monsters will never reach this level. " He pointed to Brother Cockroach and Brother Bear, who are still making a living there: "The upper limit of the cockroach family is only 30, and the bear family is slightly higher, but it is only 50."
"Oh ... it turns out that Brother Xiong, who looks so fierce, is only level 50!" Everyone's grades are 100, and Brother Xiong is not as good as a small one! "I'm a little proud. The fourth brother patted my head: "Little fool, the birth grade of dragons is 100. With your current size and skills, you can't even beat the first-class rabbit essence! "
I lay down ... I bit my fourth brother's shoulder with injustice: Shit, when can I become as strong as my fourth brother!
Four rivalry (? ) system "everyone, please be quiet! The announcement time is about to begin! " The discussion gradually subsided and everyone looked at the stage in front of the cool breeze and bright moon building. I saw Sister Flower Fairy holding a flower basket in her left hand and a microphone in her right hand: "Due to the recent increase in the number of players, monsters of all races are in short supply, and the number of reborn people has increased and the burden has increased. Due to financial reasons, it is impossible to open a new lawsuit. Therefore, the developer decided to take active and effective measures to effectively reduce the burden of strange people and build a harmonious online game society! "
Stop! ~ ~ ~ ~ hissed below, and cockroach shells, snakeskin and antlers flew all over the sky. Sister Fairy calmly shook off a cockroach shell on her head and continued: "This trick is: Long Xing Jianghu Online decided to start a brand-new competition system!"
Competing for favor? I immediately thought of the emperor, the harem and da ji. "I knew everyone would misunderstand." Sister Flower Fairy proudly explained: "This kind of confrontation is the abbreviation of' playing pets for players', the abbreviation of confrontation!" Cut ~ ~ ~ booing again-it seems that beautiful MM is not always popular.
"What kind of system is it?" Someone asked below.
Flower Fairy cleared her throat: "That's why I want to explain in detail. How do you know if I don't explain? You don't know why you don't listen to me. If you want to listen, I'll explain it to you. It's impossible for you not to listen, and I won't explain it to you ... "
There was a buzz at the bottom, and someone called: "I strongly urge the system to hang this NPC!" The Flower Fairy finally got to the point: "This pet playing system is a system in which players take monsters as pets, improve their combat effectiveness through training and leveling, and help them fight. In this way, players will not put all their energy into fighting monsters, but train their pets with their heart, thus dispersing the troops fighting monsters and reducing your burden. "
"Well, it's not surprising that other online games also have such a system." Some people despise.
"No, no, no," the flower fairy shook her finger. "Of course, the pet system in Long Xing Jianghu has its special place. First of all, BOSS can't accept it; Secondly, you can't accept monsters of the same level, and players can only accept monsters at least 20 levels lower than themselves; Third, in order to be fair, each player can only accept one pet at a time, and can't accept other monsters unless the accommodation relationship is lifted, so that there will be no situation in which everyone competes for pets and there are no monsters for players to train. Finally, and most importantly, "Flower Fairy looked around the whole room like a suspense, and quickly said before the smelly cockroach shell was thrown up:" Fourth, no matter what level of monsters, as long as they are kept as pets, there is an infinite possibility of upgrading. "
"Unlimited upgrade?" "That is to say, even if you were just a rabbit essence with a ceiling of ten before, if your master trains you well, you may be promoted to the rabbit king with a ceiling of two hundred!" Wow! This is good news for low-level monsters. The pot exploded in the square, and the joy of the monsters was beyond words.
"It's okay! I called you here today to convey the news. Now, please go to the distribution desk in front of the stage to get the scroll that can turn on the pet function. Take them back if you don't come! " Sister Flower Fairy put a basket around her waist and shouted loudly.
Monster representatives of all races in the square began to line up to get scrolls. Let me look at the left: Sister 38 is still discussing with Sister 13 the gossip that Red Grass Chicken overreaches itself and wants to form an alliance with Dragon; I look at the right again: Brother 57 is casually combing his hair in front of the mirror (actually, it is the dragon's mane ...). I shook the ear of Brother Four: "Brother Four, aren't we dragons going to get the scroll?"
"Oh, we only have one scroll, so let other monsters get it first. We can finally get it in time. " Fourth brother said.
"Why is there only one scroll?" I tilted my head: there are 32 1 monsters in Long Mingming. ...
"Because we are all bosses, we can't be pets." Fourth brother said.
"Uh-huh, yes, the fourth brother is the big boss, and we are the small bosses." Sister Sanba leaned in and said.
"Oh ... then why bring the scroll?" I naively raised my little head and blinked at everyone-hey, why did fourth brother suddenly cough twice? And brother 57' s pitying eyes?
"Poor child ... I can't bear to part with it, but this is stipulated by the system, and we can't help it." Brother 57 sighed nervously: "You are the only monster in the Hungry Dragon who is qualified to be a pet!" "
Shrimp, shrimp? Why is my head dizzy? ...
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