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What should I get in return for my tenth birthday?

Question 1: Do you want to give gifts after the tenth birthday party? Give gifts to my son after his first birthday party!

Question 2: What is the hot water bottle for children's tenth birthday? I'm a little worried about something, but I think the pillow can be flattened to make a blanket, but I think it's too big.

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Question 3:/kloc-How do children aged 0/0 give gifts to their guests on their birthdays? What does this guy need, but it's actually easy to give. Now he can go to school, ride a bike or skateboard. Everything is fine.

Question 4: Do you want a gift for your 50th birthday? What good hometown will the guests send? It is more common to give longevity bowls as gifts when choosing to hang gifts. You can search for customized gifts in Taobao, which can be engraved more meaningfully.

Question 5: Do you want to prepare gifts for your child 10 birthday? You can prepare creative educational toys. There are many handmade DIY educational toys on a treasure, which are very popular, such as children's handmade DIY rainbow scratch cards.

Question 6: The child will have 10 birthday. Can I send chopsticks to my relatives in return? Ask for help. Thank you. 5 points depends on how many gifts others give. If you pay 100 yuan, you can get a small bag of good luck and a small red envelope from 40 yuan as a gift.

Question 7: What can I buy for my child 10 birthday present in Wuhan?

Question 8: The birthday of my son 10 is coming soon. What gift should I give to my relatives and friends? I don't want to get any oil, laundry detergent or anything. Friends passing by gave me some suggestions, such as steamed buns and cupcakes.

Question 9: What should I get as a birthday present? You can come according to his (her) preferences, hobbies or what he (she) lacks.

Send plants, flowers, paintings, cigarettes, wine, tea, jewelry, cross stitch, ceramics, shopping cards and local specialties.

What I want to say here is, what can't be sent?

Let me remind you that believers are confident. If you don't believe me, just look at it as a joke. . After all, it doesn't hurt to know more.

1, cannot send the clock. Some people say that you can't send a clock because the clock is the last homonym. Sending a clock to a person is tantamount to expecting a person to die. Besides, the watch belongs to Zhong Ke. How many corrupt officials do you think have lost their horses or even ruined their lives because they put on the brand-name watches of bribers? !

2, you can't send shoes. Shoes are evil homophones. Therefore, giving away shoes (excluding those for relatives) is tantamount to giving away evil spirits, and it is very likely that we will soon lose contact or friendship with each other.

3, can't send an umbrella is a loose homophonic, therefore, the umbrella can't be given as a gift (not including sending an umbrella in the rain). If a good friend gives an umbrella as a gift, it means that we will break up or separate in the future.

4. You can't send pears and plums. Pear and plum are homophonic. Giving these two fruits away means that there is a danger of separation in the future!

5, can not send candles candles are used to sacrifice the dead, therefore, can not be given as gifts.

6. You can't send dolls. The doll belongs to the villain. If you leave it at home for a long time, it is easy to attract evil spirits and bring anxiety to your family.

7. You can't give people stones of unknown origin. Stones are also easy to attract evil spirits to attach to them. Some seem to be ornamental stones, but they may be accompanied by evil spirits, which is unlucky for friends.

The above seven points are the experience summarized by the author through years of observation and practice, and many of them have been fulfilled. So it is wise to remind everyone to be cautious.

Luck and misfortune are often revealed in advance through our casual behavior, and the outcome of anything can be inquired, depending on your careful use!

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Question 10: Ordinary friends on their birthdays gave expensive gifts. If I give a gift to a good woman in return, I can send some handmade scarves, a shawl and a cheongsam if it is more expensive. If the woman is a fashion person, you can also buy her a set of cosmetics. In short, there are many gifts, depending on what the other person is interested in.

In fact, boys are not very particular about gifts, but it is best not to give gifts to eat, because first of all, men are not as interested in eating as girls, and eating is enough. On the other hand, as a gift, food has no commemorative significance; It is suggested to send some products with high collection value or practical value, so that he will think of you when he uses it or sees it in the future, and he will feel good. For example, you can send him a brocade tie with a beautiful package.

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