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The novel of Tang Yu, the protagonist of the novel, Datang Empire

The novel of Tang Yu, the protagonist of the novel, is Tang Yu Xiao Yushu.

content: "heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play!" " "Have you heard, your majesty has a decree, who can give this couplet, reward your daughter and seal Wan Huhou!" "Today, the Great Chu Empire is menacing, and this couplet has been sent to Hanlin College. Guess what, the whole Hanlin College is right!" A series of noisy voices sounded, and Tang Yu looked tired and shouted, "What are you yelling about? Can you keep your voice down?"

"Your Royal Highness, are you awake?" Then, a shy voice sounded. Tang Yu subconsciously looked down and was startled to find that she was empty, with a stunning beauty lying next to her. The stunning beauty wears no makeup, a pair of phoenix eyes are particularly gentle, and a ripe jade face is delicate and charming, especially the figure that is forward and backward, and the perfect S-shape is an out-and-out human stunner.

the most important thing is that there is not a trace of shame on the sexy charming body of a stunning beauty, and there is a dazzling blush on the sheets not far away. "This, where is this? I am not fighting in the tropical rain forest? " Staring at the stunning beauty, Tang Yu said with a face of consternation. Just as Tang Yu was dumbfounded, a memory that did not belong to him flooded into Tang Yu's mind.

"Tang Yu, twenty years old, is the ninth son of Tang Zheng, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Because he is the eldest son, he was made a prince of the dynasty since childhood!" "Lie trough! I actually crossed? " Tang Yu was even more shocked. He was originally a military doctor in the special forces of Wolf Warriors, China. Unexpectedly, the special team was ambushed on the way to perform the task, and Tang Yu was hit by an enemy sniper on the way to save people.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his eyes, he crossed into the Tang Empire and became the prince of the dynasty. This stunning woman named Xiao Yushu was specially invited by the Tang Emperor to teach the temperament of the Prince. Last night, the former Prince Tang Yu was drunk and forced to push down the temperament teacher Xiao Yushu. Xiao Yushu didn't dare to look Tang Yu in the eye. She was so angry that she said, "Your Highness, today the Chu State is attacking. You'd better hurry to the Golden Hall!"

"to the golden urn?" Tang Yu zheng. Through memory, Tang Yu found that this continent is not consistent with the history of China. On this continent, * * * has three empires and four dynasties, among which the Da Chu Empire is the strongest, and the Tang Empire is in the wilderness, with poor land and always at the bottom. In recent years, Da Chu has continuously invaded the Tang Dynasty, resulting in the death of Tang Dynasty.

This time, the Great Chu Empire took a fancy to Yangzhou City in the Tang Dynasty, and wanted to win Yangzhou City without fighting. Datang founded the country by force, with tough folk customs and low education level. The Da Chu Mission just got out of the first league, and no one in the Tang Dynasty could match it. After crossing into the Tang Empire, Tang Yu soon discovered that the original prince Tang Yu was a dandy, which was very unpopular with the Tang Emperor.

The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty intends to abolish the Prince and establish Chu Jun. Last night, after the original prince was drunk, he slept with his melody teacher. If Tang Huang knew this, Tang Huang would be furious, and he would probably lose his position as the prince. Knowing this, how can this Tang Yu bear it! I've just crossed over. If the crown prince is abolished, how can I wake up drunk and take control of the world?

"No, I must go to the Golden Hall at once!" Tang Yu severely rubbed his wrinkled cheek. Now that his position as a prince is in jeopardy, what Tang Yu has to do now is to make Tang Huang sit up and take notice of himself as soon as possible. As for couplets, it's a piece of cake for Tang Yu who has crossed over now. Tang Yu was originally a liberal arts student, and he was proficient in Tang poetry and Song poetry. It is not an exaggeration to say that he knows astronomy above and geography below.

When he lifted his trousers, Tang Yu, led by the waiter, quickly came to the Golden Temple, where he heard a burst of jeers. "It's a big joke that you can't get a small couplet in the Tang Dynasty Empire!" "Tang Huang, this is only the first alliance of our great Chu empire. Can't you tell the difference between the first alliance?"

"Just one couplet can make things difficult for you. Are all the civil servants of the Manchu Dynasty in the Tang Dynasty useless?" During the golden palace, under the leadership of Princess Chu Ningyu, a group of ambassadors of Chu held their heads high, and they were very disdainful to stare at the civil servants of the Tang Dynasty. Mocked by the Great Chu Empire and others, the civil servants of the Tang Dynasty were filled with indignation.

Tang Huang Tang Zheng was sitting in the dragon chair, and his face was gloomy. Tang Zheng looked at Xu Shize, the head of the civil service, and said, "Prime Minister!" "Please forgive me, you old and incompetent!" Prime Minister Xu Shize fell to his knees with a splash. Seeing this, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was covered with black lines. He continued to look at Tang Shuheng, the third prince with the highest literary attainments, and said, "Shuheng!"