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The joke that the emperor was cheated.

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1, back in the palace, the emperor angrily said to the two swindlers, "You two are so bold. Since you dare to cheat me, you know this is a crime of deceiving the monarch ..." Unexpectedly, the two swindlers ran away as soon as they said that the emperor was not paying attention.

When the emperor turned his head, he saw that the two swindlers had left, so he immediately ordered people to take them back. After a while, the two ministers came to apologize. When the emperor saw them, he said to them, "Tell me, did you cheat me?" As soon as they heard this, they knelt down and said, "... Your Majesty ... I'm sorry, we didn't mean to. We just lied to you ... just to keep our official position. We didn't mean to. Please ... please forgive us. "

I didn't expect that. The king didn't scold them. Someone simply said, "It's not your fault. You will always be my good ministers. "

A few days later, the messenger caught the two swindlers back. As soon as the emperor saw them, he ordered people to kill them

The emperor stopped showing off his new clothes and began to do his best to do his country well. What is terrible is that he is bossed around and laughed at every day. This is a deserved punishment.

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The emperor walked proudly in the street with a proud look on his face, but he was scared to death in his heart. He thought to himself, alas, I was so stupid that I was cheated by two swindlers and lost face in front of my subjects. Those two damned liars make me angry. Let's go back to the palace! Hum!

When he returned to the palace, the emperor shouted angrily, "Somebody, give me the arrest warrants of those two swindlers. If you find them, behead them! " ! ! ! ! "The soldiers trembling with fear, hurriedly ran out, posted notices everywhere, kept searching.

Two swindlers live in a village not far away. After hearing the news, a liar finally could not stand it. He said to his companion, "hey, man, we can't go on like this." We should turn over a new leaf. Let's learn art and weave the most beautiful cloth! The most gorgeous clothes! " In this way, they followed the teacher and learned a good craft with the cheated gold thread and gold.

After a while, the two men knitted the most beautiful clothes, which were really beautiful and shining with golden light. Two swindlers gave the clothes to the emperor and begged for mercy. The emperor smiled and pardoned them and awarded them a medal.

Through hard work, the two men got the real "royal hired weavers" and lived a happy life.

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